A/N: Ok, so here's my new chapter. I'm gonna try to wrap this all up. Ok? Sakura's first, then it's Shikamaru, Shino, Sasuke, Temari, Tenten, and Tsundae. Yep. All of those songs will be in this chap! Yay!
Disclaimer: I own NOTHING.
"I'm singing…" Sakura thought for a moment. "Um… 'Girlfriend' by Avril Lavigne!" (A/N: Sorry SARCASTIC-SQUIRREL!)
"Oh, I love that song!" Tenten said.
"Yeah me too!" Ino smiled.
"Me too!" Lee said.
"Ok, let me get on with my song. God." Sakura said annoyed.
She cleared her throat.
"Hey, hey, you, you
I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way
I think you need a new one
Hey, hey, you, you
I could be your girlfriend
Hey, hey, you, you,
I know that you like me
No way, no way,
No it's not a secret
Hey, hey, you, you
I want to be your girlfriend
You're so fine
I want you mine
You're so delicious
I think about you all the time
You're so addictive
Don't you know what I can do to make you feel alright?
Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious
And hell yeah
I'm the motherfucking princess
I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right
She's like so whatever
You could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about
Hey, hey, you, you
I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way
I think you need a new one
Hey, hey, you, you
I could be your girlfriend
Hey, hey, you, you,
I know that you like me
No way, no way,
No it's not a secret
Hey, hey, you, you
I want to be your girlfriend
I can see the way
I see the way you look at me
And even when you look away
I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time again and again
So come over here and tell me what I want to hear
Better yet, make your girlfriend disappear
I don't ever want to hear you say her name ever again
She's like so whatever
You could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about
Hey, hey, you, you
I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way
I think you need a new one
Hey, hey, you, you
I could be your girlfriend
Hey, hey, you, you,
I know that you like me
No way, no way,
No it's not a secret
Hey, hey, you, you
I want to be your girlfriend
In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
Cuz I can, cuz I can do it better
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?
She's so stupid what the hell were you thinking?!
In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
Cuz I can, cuz I can do it better
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?
She's so stupid what the hell were you thinking?!
Hey, hey, you, you
I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way
I think you need a new one
Hey, hey, you, you
I could be your girlfriend
Hey, hey, you, you,
I know that you like me
No way, no way,
No it's not a secret
Hey, hey, you, you
I want to be your girlfriend
No way, no way…
Hey, hey, you, you
I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way
I think you need a new one
Hey, hey, you, you
I could be your girlfriend
No way, no way…
Hey, hey, you, you,
I know that you like me
No way, no way,
No it's not a secret
Hey, hey, you, you
I want to be your girlfriend
Hey, hey, you, you
I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way
I think you need a new one
Hey, hey, you, you
I could be your girlfriend
No way, no way…
Hey, hey, you, you,
I know that you like me
No way, no way,
No it's not a secret
Hey, hey, you, you
I want to be your girlfriend
No way, no way, hey hey!"
…
"That kicked ass!!"
"Totally!"
"Pimpin'!!"
"Rock on!"
"Yeah!"
"Next."
"Next?" Sakura glared at Gaara. "Fine then. Who sings next?"
…
"Shikamaru!!!!" Choji laughed. "HA! Lazy-ass has to sing! This is gonna be hilarious!!"
"Yeah, whatever." Shikamaru glared at his fat teammate. "I don't want to sing."
"But you have to," Naruto said. "We all had to."
"There was no rule saying you had to sing. I don't want to. I rest my case."
…
"He's right." Temari said. Smiling at her boyfriend. "If he doesn't want to, he doesn't have to."
Naruto glared at the couple. "Whatever. Shino. Your turn. Sing."
Shino looked around at the ninja. "I don't like singing. But I will because I'm not a coward. Like Shikamaru over there."
Shikamaru glared at the bug-boy.
"I'll sing…this song…"
"This
time, this place
Misused, Mistakes
Too long too late
who was
I to make you wait
just one chance
just one breath
Just in
case there's just one left.
Cause you know, you know, you know
I
love you
I've loved you all along
I miss you
Been far away
for far too long
I keep dreaming you'll be with me
and you'll
never go
Stop breathing if
I don't see you anymore
On
my knees, I'll ask
Last chance for one last dance
'Cause with
you, I'd withstand
All of Hell to hold your hand
I'd give it
all
I'd give for us
Give anything, but I won't give up
Cause
you know, you know, you know
That I love you
I loved you
all along
And I miss you
Been far away for far too long
I
keep dreaming you'll be with me
and you'd never go
Stop
breathing if
I don't see you anymore
So far away
So far
away
far away for far too long
So far away
So far away
far
away for far too long
But you know, you know, you know
I
wanted
I wanted you to stay
Cause I needed
I need to hear
you say
I love you
I loved you all along
And I forgive
you
For being away for far too long
So keep breathing
Cause
I'm not leaving you anymore
Believe it
Hold on to me, and never
let me go
Keep breathing
Cause I'm not leaving you
anymore
Believe it
hold on to me and never let me go
Keep
breathing
hold on to me and never let me go
Keep breathing
hold
on to me and never let me go…"
"Wow Shino!"
"Pimpin'!"
"Rock on!"
"YAY!"
"I love that song!"
….
"Ok, next." Shino sat down. "That would be Sasuke."
Sasuke looked up when he heard his name. "What?"
"You get the opportunity of singing."
"Ok, it's about time," Sasuke stood up. "I'm singing… 'This is Why I'm Hot.'"
"It fits you perfectly, Sasuke." Sakura (his girlfriend) said in a cutesey-wootsey voice. (Like Tenten's)
"Yeah I know," Sasuke said smiling.
"This is why I'm hot, this is why I'm hot, this is why, this is why, this is why, I'm hot this is why I'm hot, this is why I'm hot, this is why, this is why, this is why I'm hot, I'm hot cuz I'm fly, you ain't cuz u not, this is why, this is why, this is why I'm hot I'm hot cuz I'm fly, you ain't cuz u not this is this is why, this is why, this is why I'm hot
this is why I'm hot, I don't gotta rap I can sell a mill sayin nothin on a track I represent new York, I got it on my back niggas say that we lost it so imma bring it back I love da dirty dirty, cuz niggas show me love the ladies start to bounce as soon as i hit da club but in da Midwest, they love to take it slow so when i hit they bitch I watch them get it on da flow and if you need it hifey I' take it to da bay cristo to sac-town, they do it everyday compton to hollywood, soon as i hit LA im in dat lo-lo, i do it da cali way and when i hit da shat, people say that im fly they love da way i dress, they like my attire they love how i move crowds from side to side they ask me how i do it and simply i reply
this is why I'm hot, this is why I'm hot, this is why, this is why, this is why, I'm hot this is why I'm hot, this is why I'm hot, this is why, this is why, this is why I'm hot, I'm hot cuz I'm fly, you ain't cuz u not, this is why, this is why, this is why I'm hot I'm hot cuz I'm fly, you ain't cuz u not this is this is why, this is why, this is why I'm hot
this is why I'm hot, catch me on da block every otha day anotha purse anotha drop 16 bars, 24 a pop 44 a song nigga gimme watchu got im in thea drivin cars, kush up on da lot im in thea shuttin stores down, jus so i can shop if you need a bird, i can get it chopped tell me watchu need, i get em by da flock i call my homie black, meet me on da ave i hit wash heights wid da money in da bag we in da big spendencies, my pimpin up a drag find me wit different women that you niggas neva had but those who say they know me, know im focused on my cream play you come between, you betta focus on da bean i keep it so mean, da way you see me lean and when i say im hot my nigga dis is what i mean
this is why I'm hot, this is why I'm hot, this is why, this is why, this is why, I'm hot this is why I'm hot, this is why I'm hot, this is why, this is why, this is why I'm hot, I'm hot cuz I'm fly, you ain't cuz u not, this is why, this is why, this is why I'm hot I'm hot cuz I'm fly, you ain't cuz u not this is this is why, this is why, this is why I'm hot
this is why I'm hot, shorty's see da drop ask me what i paid and i say yea i payed a guap and den i hit da swith dat take away da top, so chicks around da way they call me cream of da crop they hop in da car, i tell em all aboard we hit da studio, they say they like how i record i go from black train, and how i gethcu wrong so every time i see dem and they tell me dats they song they say im da bomb, they love da way da charm, hangin from da neck and compliments da arm which compliments da ear, den cums da gear so when i hit da room, da shorty's stop and stare niggas start to hate, re-arrange they face little do they know i keep dem things by waist side i reply, nobody got to die similar to lil weeze, cuz i got da fire
this is why I'm hot, this is why I'm hot, this is why, this is why, this is why, I'm hot this is why I'm hot, this is why I'm hot, this is why, this is why, this is why I'm hot, I'm hot cuz I'm fly, you ain't cuz u not, this is why, this is why, this is why I'm hot I'm hot cuz I'm fly, you ain't cuz u not this is this is why, this is why, this is why I'm hot…"
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"Wow!!! That kicked ASS!!"
"Totally!"
"Pimpin'!"
"Loved it!"
"Freakin awesome!"
"Rock on!"
"Yay! Now it's my turn!" Temari screeched. "I'll sing 'Big Girls Don't Cry' by Fergie."
…
"Da Da Da Da
The smell of your skin lingers on me now
You're probably on your flight back to your home town
I need some shelter of my own protection baby
To be with myself and center, clarity
Peace, Serenity
[CHORUS
I hope you know, I hope you know
That this has nothing to do with you
It's personal, myself and I
We've got some straightenin' out to do
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket
But I've got to get a move on with my life
Its time to be a big girl now
And big girls don't cry
Don't cry
Don't cry
Don't cry
The path that I'm walking
I must go alone
I must take the baby steps until I'm full grown
Fairytales don't always have a happy ending, do they?
And I foresee the dark ahead if I stay
I hope you know, I hope you know
That this has nothing to with you
It's personal, myself and I
We've got some straightenin' out to do
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket
But I've got to get a move on with my life
Its time to be a big girl now
And big girls don't cry
Like the little school mate in the school yard
We'll play jacks and uno cards
Ill be your best friend and you'll be mine
Valentine
Yes you can hold my hand if u want to
Cause I want to hold yours too
Well be playmates and lovers and share our secret worlds
But its time for me to go home
It's getting late, dark outside
I need to be with myself and center, clarity
Peace, Serenity
I hope you know, I hope you know
That this has nothing to do with you
It's personal, myself and I
We've got some straightenin' out to do
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket
But I've got to get a move on with my life
Its time to be a big girl now
And big girls don't cry
Don't cry
Don't cry
Don't cry
La Da Da Da Da Da…"
"Wow! That was totally awesome!!"
"Wicked!"
"Tricked out!"
"Love it!"
"Pimpin'!"
"Rock on!"
…
"So…who sings next?" Ino asked.
"That would be Tenten." Temari threw Tenten a side glance.
"Me? Finally! I'm singing…'One of Those Girls" by Avril Lavigne."
…
"La, la, la, la, la, la, la
I know your kind of girl
You only
care about one thing
Who you've seen, or where you've been
Who's
got money
I see that look in your eyes
It tells a million
lies
But deep inside, I know why
You're talking to him
I
know what you're all about
I really hope he figures it out
She's
one of those girls
They're nothing but trouble
Just one look
and now you're seeing double
Before you know it she'll be gone
Off
to the next one
She's so good that you won't see it comin'
She'll
take you for a ride and you'll be left with nothing
You'll be
broke and she'll be gone
Off to the next one
Oh, oh, oh
Off to the next one
Oh, oh yeah, yeah oh, oh
She's
gonna be the end of you
At least that's what they say
It's been
a while
You're in denial
And now it's too late
The way she
looks makes you hide
All the warning signs
Cuz her blond hair,
her blue eyes
Makes you wanna die
I know what she's all
about
I really hope you figure it out
You know it's a
game, you know it's a game
She keeps playing around with your
head, playing around with your head
She's so insane, so
insane
She's the one to blame, she's the one to blame
Oh,
oh, oh
Off to the next one
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah
Off to the
next one…"
…
"AWESOME!!"
"Love it!"
"Pimpin!"
"Totally wicked!"
"You rock!"
"I can sing better." Ino glared at Tenten.
"Whatever, Ino." Tenten paid no attention to the blonde.
Naruto stood up, "YEAH!! We're finally done!!"
"No we're not." Tsundae said. "Cuz now, I have to sing. I'll sing 'Get out (leave)' by Jojo."
…
"I've
been waiting all day here for you babe
So won't you come sit and
talk to me
And tell me how we're gonna be together always
I
hope you know that when it's late at night
I hold on to my pillow
tight
And think of how you promised me forever
(I never
thought that anyone) Could make me feel this way
(Now that you're
here boy all I want) Is just a chance to say
Get
out (leave) right now
It's the end of you and me
It's too
late (now) and I can't wait for you to be gone
'Cause I know,
about her (who)
And I wonder (why)
How I bought all the lies
You said that you would treat me right
But you was just a
waste of time (waste of time)
Tell
me why you're looking so confused
When I'm the one who didn't
know the truth
How could you ever be so cold?
To go behind my
back and call my friend
Boy you must've gone and bumped your head
Because you left her number on your phone
(So now after all
is said and done)
Maybe I'm the one to blame, but
(To think
that you could be the one)
Well it didn't work out that way
Get
out (leave) right now
It's the end of you and me
It's too
late (now) and I can't wait for you to be gone (you to be gone)
'Cause I know, about her (who)
And I wonder (why)
How I
bought all the lies (all the lies)
You said that you would treat
me right (you said that you)
But you was just a waste of time
(waste of time)
I
wanted you right here with me
But I have no choice, you've gotta
leave
Because my heart is breaking
With every word I'm
saying
Boy, I gave up everything I had
On something that just
wouldn't last
But I refuse to cry
No tears will fall from
these eyes (ohh, ohh)
Get out!
Get
out (leave) right now
It's the end of you and me (you and me)
It's too late (now) and I can't wait for you to be gone (you to
be gone)
'Cause I know, about her (who)
And I wonder (why)
How I bought all the lies (how did buy all your lies?)
You
said that you would treat me right (you said that you)
But you
was just a waste of time (waste of time)
Get
out (leave) right now
It's the end of you and me (hey yeah)
It's
too late (now) and I can't wait for you to be gone (you to be gone)
'Cause I know, about her (who)
And I wonder (why)
How I
bought all the lies
You said that you would treat me right (treat
me right)
But you was just a waste of time (ooh)
Get
out (leave)
(you and me)
It's too late (now)(too late) (you)
About her (who)(why)
You said that you would treat me right
But you was just a waste of time(waste of time) (ohh)
Leave!"
"WOW!!"
"YAY!!"
"Rock on!"
"Loved it!"
"FINALLY we're done!"
"Pimpin!"
…
"Ok, now what?" Kin looked around the room.
"Um…Now…" Hinata said. "We can go home."
"Yeah," Choji commented. "And eat!"
"Wait!" Naruto yelled. As everyone started leaving.
"What?" Neji glared at the idiot blonde.
"Who wins?"
"Wins?" He looked around to find an answer. "Who wins?" he asked Tenten.
"Um…" She knew everyone just wanted to leave and get some fresh air. "Uh…Kabuto."
Kabuto glanced up. "Huh?"
"Uh…you win! Yay. Now let's leave." Tenten said annoyed.
Naruto glared. "What??!! Kabuto wins? What about me? Hello? Are you guys listening to me?"
By now everyone except Gaara, Temari, Kankuro, and Naruto were gone. (Of course, Temari, Gaara, and Kankuro live there.)
"Naruto." Gaara evil-glared the moron. "Leave. Now."
"Oh…yeah…sorry, Gaara." Naruto said as he left.
…
"Thank God that's over." Temari said sitting down.
"Yeah," Kankuro agreed. "Whose idea was that?"
Gaara thought. "It was…Haruno. I'll go kill her."
"Gaara!" Temari snapped. "You can't solve all your problems by killing people!"
"Fine." Gaara snapped back. "I'll just kill your stuffed bunny Shikamaru gave you." Gaara started running up the stairs to Temari's bedroom.
"No!" She yelled after him.
…
"Finally." Kankuro said as he turned on the TV. "Now I can watch 'Super Sweet 16'."
A/N: YYYYEEEEEESSSSS!! I'm finally done! Ok…so I'll start my new story when I get back from my Family Vacation! YAY!! …yeah…sorry if I didn't use your song ideas. It's either I couldn't find the lyrics, or I found them but I forgot to put them in my story. I do that often. happy writing to all of you! Or if you don't write…good luck finding a good story! I did! It's called 'Ironies of Life' by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me. Yep. IT ROCKS!!! KK Bye bye CYA!!
