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"This place is very... comfortable." Lucoa saw where she would lay her head, and she couldn't exactly compliment it. People would look out of their blinds at her as she passed by, and they were sending her extremely suspicious looks. That was just on the way, the apartment itself was... strangely comfortable.

There were a lot of house plants, study materials on tables and on the floor, as well as training equipment as well. It looked like a room that only got cleaned when it got too dirty, she saw empty ramen cups scattered around as well, but not so many that he looked like he hoarded them. If anything, she would make a guess that when he was done, he tossed the cup randomly.

"That is the most polite way anyone has ever said dump before. This place is a dumb, a complete and utter trash heap." Naruto looked at her hat, and the horns that seemed to come out of it unnaturally. If he didn't know better, he would think that her horns were actually coming out of her head.

She was a suspicious woman.

She pointed her finger.

"Clean beam... make trash disappear beam." Lucoa whipped out her other hand as well, using one finger from each hand to shoot magic lasers from the tips of her fingers. The beams hit the floor, and all of the trash just... disappeared like it had never been there in the first place. All of the books were put on the bookshelf, and the training equipment was all neat and tidy.

Naruto just dropped what he was holding, and his jaw dropped with it.

Lucoa leaned down and touched the carpet, before she shot another cleaning beam from her finger. The dirty carpet became clean where she shot it, and the cleanliness started to spread from that spot to the rest of the carpet.

"Huh?"

"Did I forget to tell you... actually, the truth is I'm a dragon from another world... I guess it slipped my mind." Lucoa tapped her head, conking herself for forgetting to mention something so important. Naruto stared at her, his jaw slack, and she could see that he didn't seem to really be processing what she was saying. "... well... actually, I'm a former goddess... but technically I'm a dragon now, a winged serpant is the most apt class for me."

Naruto was still silent, before he looked her up and down.

"... If you eat me, I'm going to kick your ass from the inside... you'll regret it!" Naruto declared to her his warning. He wasn't going to go down without a fight.

"EH!?" Lucoa was just shocked by his instant assumptions he was going to get eaten, and what was more shocking than that, the fact that he seemed to take her story in stride. "I have absolutely no plans on..." Lucoa stopped when a random thought came to her. "... I have NO plans on eating you like you're food, you don't need to worry about that!" Lucoa waved her arms up and down, quickly to try and assure him that she was not his enemy.

Naruto stared at her.

"Yeah, and your thighs don't get that big without eating some quality meat... just know that I'm not on the menu... got it dragon lady?" Naruto stared down at the thickness of her thighs. He would honor the terms of her capturing him, because he did not go back on his word. That didn't mean he would trust her though.

"Ok~ay~." Lucoa didn't argue with him over it, so Naruto grabbed a book and left to go into his bedroom.

...

"Did he just call me fat, or say that I was really sexy... I don't think I'm fat, but I guess he hasn't seen a lot of women like me." Lucoa laughed off the possible insult as well. She looked at the bookshelf, and she saw a picture of a man next to a frame picture of a woman. She looked around the room as she went to the pictures, before she took a real good look.

The pictures were the kind of pictures that were used for memorials, so she could guess why she hadn't seen any parents or family members. Lucoa touched the picture of the red haired woman, before smiling gently.

He inherited her face.

She could see it in his jawline, the shape of his eyes, even his cheeks and nose, they all belonged to his mother. He just got his hair and eye color from his father, while the rest of his features seemed to be a mix of the two. He won the genetic lottery for sure with parents like that, not a physical flaw to be seen on either of their faces.

"Dragon woman... what is your name?"

"My name is Quetzalcoatl, but please call me Lucoa." Lucoa introduced herself again, having done so multiple times now. Naruto had peeked out of his room, stared at her for a bit. "Yes?" Lucoa asked, since she could see that he had a question for her.

"Do you know anything about math?"

"Why, yes I do... do you need help?" Lucoa wanted to be of use right away, and he seemed like he wanted her help understanding something.

"Can you help me with Algebra and Calculus?"

"What and what?" Lucoa didn't know what those words meant, in fact, they sounded fake to her. Well, she could see calculation in the world calculus (she believed) so maybe that was math. The algebra sounded for sure fake to her though, and she couldn't help but find herself confused on what Naruto wanted to learn math that sounded above his level... because if the math sounded fake, then it most likely was high level stuff.

"I want to learn college level math before I get to high school, that way my math skills are better than everyone else in school... and I can beat all of the math clubs strongest members at math. I need help, this stuff makes no sense to me." Naruto opened a book and showed her the problems inside of it, and the long explanations behind them. Lucoa looked at the pages, before she rubbed her closed eyes, and then looked at them again.

She clapped her hands together.

"How about I just use magic, and transfer the book's knowledge to you... that way you don't have to do any silly studying." Lucoa used her magical out so as to not sound like she had no clue what he was talking about. She was sure with a little magic, she could do some knowledge transfers just zap the smarts into his skull.

"... I don't even trust you not to eat me... do you think I am going to trust you to zip zap some math into me. For all I know, your magic will suck my life force out and make your boobs bigger." Naruto looked at her massive melon crushers.

He guessed that she sucked the life force from men when she granted wishes with magic, and that life force was why she was so stacked.

"Do you like studying?" Lucoa changed the subject away from THAT.

"No, I hate it... I suck at it, it sucks, everything involving it sucks, and I don't understand any of this stupid stuff... but I need to be better than others at this junk if I want to do stuff." Naruto was so non-specific about his reason that Lucoa had no clue why he was doing what he was doing. Naruto put the math book down, before he showed the book under it was a science book instead.

"Is there an agriculture lesson you want, because I can teach you that?" Lucoa had knowledge of that.

Also history, but her history knowledge of this world was much more limited so she wasn't sure how much she could honestly help there.

"Oh?"

"Yes, I can help by teaching you how to nurture soil, raise animals, and produce crops... I know quite a few techniques from when I helped humans." Lucoa flexed her arm and grabbed her muscle, to show her strength in the subject. Naruto pointed to the books on the bookshelf that had a red check on the side.

They were agriculture books.

"Can you teach me advanced techniques that use greenhouses, as well as darkroom mushroom cultivation?"

"Hmmmm?" Lucoa didn't really know what he was talking about again.

"So, you can't help there either... I'll just train my brain harder by himself then... you... you just relax I guess... I'll make something for dinner later."

"I can cook!"

"I don't want to eat charred human sacrifices, so I'll do the cooking... you can just... relax if you want." Naruto couldn't see a dragon as being a talented chief or anything like that, not one that claimed to have been a goddess. Goddesses were not exactly known for being the ones who cooked their own meals.

Naruto closed his door.

Lucoa had no response.

"I'll make him a dinner he will never forget."

-Dinner-

"Come on, you can eat up."

"What is this?" Naruto pointed to the bowl of... something in front of him, that Lucoa had made for dinner. He was sweating nervously, because there were things he could not recognize for the life of him inside of the bowl.

"Heheh... I went to the other world for a little bit to get great ingredients." Lucoa was very proud of herself.

Naruto tried it.

"... It's... okay... it isn't bad... or good..." Naruto tried it... and his impression was lacking. He watched her eat her bowl of stuff, and she seemed to enjoy it a lot more than him, though her reaction was dull.

"It's a great stew for fertility... I do specialize in fertility after all."

"Ah... nevermind." Naruto pushed the bowl towards Lucoa. She smiled and started to eat her second helping, while Naruto just got up. "... there is a spare futon, you can have that. I'm going to bed." Naruto told Lucoa.

Tomorrow was going to be a brand new day.

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