KitsuneFreak: Alrighty-o! Chappie 7's all yours! Frankly speaking, I typically find titles so hard to… well, title. I've started watching Death Note and reached episode 15… but I'm going to stop watching it. Just like I did with Fullmetal Alchemist. It's getting too… too…Depressing. Yeah, it's getting way too depressing… Spoilers would fill everything in for me anyway. Ah well, more time to spend on PoT. WOOT!

Disclaimer: I'll own it when money grows on trees. –attempts to make moneygrowing trees–

Oh and I'm very sorry for the extra-long hiatus, I should have said something, but it was this and then that and blah blah anime blah blah Writer's Block blah anime expo blah soo fun! Blah alien cows blah really sorry blah blah busy blah blah blah blah should have worked harder blah fan fiction blah stupid neighbors blah blah, so I was busy.

I just wasted 64 precious words all for the sake of explaining my pathetic delay of chapter 7. Please flame me. (Wait! I didn't really mean that!!!)

(Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Mushroom, Mushroom…)

-THE narrator voice- 'Last time…'

FLASHBACK:

Tezuka then looked like he was so offended at that, "She's sensitive about that." Going into glaring mode, he said, "Say that again, and …"

-THE narrator voice- 'And now…'

"…I'll ZOOOOONE you out!" Tezuka stated firmly.

"What? But that's no fair!" Eiji whined while throwing the shoe of the poor student he tripped without the reader's knowledge, at Blossom.

"Ack!" yelled Tezuka for Blossom, whisking her away from danger.

"You know what?" Eiji started again, "that zone thing was still a really lame comeback."

"…" said Tezuka.

"I would have expected you to say something like 'I want laps', nya."

"…"

"What was I doing again?" thought Eiji striking a thoughtful pose. Reaching the conclusion he sprinted quickly, attaining final ownership of Blossom by theft. "Finally! I can destroy the likes of you," Eiji glared hard at the bonsai plant.

Leaping towards one of the open windows he stuck his hand out to drop the plant. But suddenly, out of nowhere, a gi-normous gust of wind blew in through the window. Eiji's grip on the plant loosened due to his surprise and the potted plant flew towards him. It made contact with his head and bounced off in the direction of Tezuka.

"That hurts a lot, nya!" Eiji wailed.

"That is what you get for messing with Blossom," Tezuka said after a lengthy silence.

"What is with you and that plant, anyways? There is no way one of you is falling for the other."

"…"

"Besides, what is the name 'Blossom' supposed to represent anyway?"

"Our love…which blossoms…" was Tezuka's only reply.

"Um," Eiji sighed and scratched the back of his head, "oh boy."

Giving Eiji his undivided attention, Tezuka said, "What?"

"How should I say this? It's a bonsai plant. Blossom's got no blossoms to blossom, nya."

Strike one.

"And plus, it doesn't really talk back to you… ever. You're only assuming."

Strike two.

"Thus, isn't your love what they call, unrequited?"

Strike three. (Oooh, the burn!)

"Perhaps you are right…" Tezuka sighed and looked down. Like REALLY down (as in sad, of course).

"But then again…" the captain started, "you may just be… "

He shifted his weight to his left leg, "-jealous that I have a girlfriend and YOU don't!" With that Tezuka's legs turned into anime-style wheels made of wind and zoomed off campus.

"Jeez, what over reaction at my logical analysis of the situation…" sighed Eiji, unaware of the fact that he was using words that he didn't even know the meaning to. "At least, I think it was logical…"

Putting his arms behind his head as in the manner of stretching he walked in the direction of the cafeteria, considering what he could possibly find there.

With Fuji Searching for… Yeah. We haven't been with 'em in a Long Time:

"Darling?" Fuji called in a sing song voice, "Where are you?"

Behind him, Mizuki hid behind a couple of bushes wondering who he angered up there to deserve such a horrid fate. But still, he watched tentatively in the bushes, hoping that Fuji would just go somewhere else.

"Oh?" Fuji started, picking up something suspiciously red & round & fruit-like, "what's this? An apple?"

On the other side of the bushes Mizuki was busy scratching his head. 'Why does that look so familiar?' He thought to himself.

His slow brain cells finally reached the horrid conclusion and he slow-mo jumped at Fuji while Fuji slow-mo bit into the red & apparently juicy apple.

"Noooooooooo! (!) !(!)" Mizuki screamed in a very Darth Vader-like manner. Uncoordinated as he secretly was, he succeeded in only shoving the apple at Fuji. Not smooth indeed.

Fuji was way too busy coughing up the portion of the apple that he ate, therefore, could not take note of who his attacker was.

Mizuki, on the other hand was trying to save the remnants of Ringa, the (apparently) juicy, red apple. But now, she was less attractive due to the gaping chunk of apple that was missing.

"How can this – this be?" Mizuki moaned to the heavens above. Somehow, magically, a spotlight lit up only him, leaving the rest of the world engulfed in darkness.

Sniffling pathetically, he cradled the apple in his arms and wandered in the direction of home. "I shall give you the best funeral ever. Don't be afraid my love, the compost heap isn't so bad. Plus you'll most likely get reincarnated into a beautiful flower. And then we shall meet again!"

With a Pair of Fools:

"Remind me again on how I got into this mess?" Atobe murmured while hiding secret agent style behind a bench.

"You said 'sure why not?' How could you have forgotten?"

The ice emperor then rolled his eyes at Oshitari, "No I meant how you convinced me."

Oshitari opened his mouth to answer but he was deterred from doing so by the inconvenient thwacking of a hand across his face.

"Don't contradict me."

"But I just-"

Thwack.

"Fine."

…

Thwack.

"What was that for?" Oshitari yelped, touching the injury gingerly.

"Just checking," Atobe replied.

"Ok so what are we supposed to do now?" Oshitari asked.

"Well, a pack of girls strolled into the bathroom and you said that you saw 'Braid Girl' in the pack. So we're going to perform the most logical course of action."

"And what's that?"

Atobe looked off into the distance with harsh cold eyes and said, "We go in."

Be very aware right now that the camera has just zoomed in on Oshitari's horrified face with the scary movie theme where it has only 3 main beats and ends with a very feminine scream. Thank you.

Creator of the 25 oz bottle! J/k, it's Inui:

Inui was just strolling along casually looking like he had nothing else to do. But oh, you'd be surprised, he had much to do. He suddenly felt like beating up a random unknown kid for his lunch money. Just kidding!

He was actually looking for Shinji who stilled owed him five yen.

Unbeknownst to the both of them they were on the same street walking towards each other. Fate must have wanted them to meet. How touching indeed.

Inevitable so, the met, or rather just crossed paths. Shinji would have kept on going like the energizer bunny and not have noticed a thing. But Inui, with his eyes glued to the sidewalk recognized Shinji's shoe!

Holding his hand out to his side towards Shinji, he said in a deep voice, "Hand it over."

Surprised, Shinji looked up and saw Inui.

"Great, first a headache and now this?" Shinji mumbled to himself.

"Like I said, hand it over, you have no place to run…" Inui said threateningly.

"Why would I need to run in the first place?" Shinji asked inquisitively.

"Because you still owe me 5 yen."

"Dang."

Inui's outstretched hand curled in a manner as though saying 'Gimme the money' but of course with Inui as suave as he was, he would never say it.

Sighing heavily Shinji fished his pockets to pay off his debt. However, when he gave it to Inui he accidentally bumped his hand into Inui's green backpack. And then, a notebook that looked awfully green toppled out. Inui looked rather blue at that particular moment. Shinji became white as a ghost. Oh dear what could this mean?

Bending down again to pick up the notebook Shinji was about to hand it over along with the 5 yen, but pulled the notebook back for closer inspection.

Before running off into the sunset.

With the notebook.

And of course the 5 yen that he owed Inui.

Choutaru's House:

"So in order to get 5x² from 3 you have to-" Choutaru stopped, noticing that his red haired friend was missing again.

Sighing he got up and went to look for the aforementioned friend. He even had to wake Shishido up from his little nap on the couch (with a history book over his face) and both went searching. They found him at last, hiding behind a laundry basket.

Scratching his head Shishido said "You know how wrong it is to hide behind a laundry basket? What were you even thinking?"

Gakuto hung his head dejectedly.

"If you are the one who asked me for help on homework then why do you keep running away? What am I a bad teacher?" Choutaru asked.

"No, that's not the problem." Gakuto started and looked off into the distance. "I just keep, getting this feeling."

"What feeling?" Choutaru & Shishido asked in synchronization.

"I get the feeling that Yuushi's doing something really stupid!"

"Like?" Choutaru & Shishido leaned in for the finale.

"What if- what if Yuushi's cross dressing as a high school student at some school that we are rivals with all for the sake of a girl whom he doesn't even know the name of? He might be sneaking into the girl's bathroom as we speak!"

"Eww," Shishido whispered to Choutaru's ear, "You know how wrong that would be?"

"Oh come on," Choutaru patted Gakuto's back, "no one is stupid enough to do that, especially not Oshitari-senpai."

With Oshitari & Atobe:

With a shove, Atobe launched the dress-bedecked Oshitari into the women's restroom.

Opening his shut eyelids he looked around. All the girls had crowded around the sink chatting but their chatter fell silent as they looked at the intruder… before going back to their pointless ramblings.

Oshitari, taking this as his moment to 'look normal' walked more towards the inside of the bathroom where to his surprise were empty stalls and, of course a comfy-looking armchair.

"Why do they even bother coming into the restroom if nature isn't calling?" was Oshitari's first thought.

His second thought that he accidentally said aloud was, "How come you girls get armchairs and we don't?"

"What do you mean? All the girls' bathrooms have couches" Tomoka spoke up, magically appearing behind Oshitari's shoulder.

"Wait a sec, I just noticed, why aren't you wearing a school uniform?" A girl whom we will just call Mary said. She had brilliant locks of purple hair despite the fact that she was born in Japan to a typical Japanese couple. Wowza.

"Isn't it obvious? She must be a transfer!" Another girl, who went by the name of Sue, pushed in for a closer look at the man-woman¹. She had tresses of aqua colored hair also despite the fact that she, too, was born in Japan to a typical Japanese couple.

Mary & Sue were actually twins come from another dimension to save the world from aliens, cross dressers, Voldemort, bugs, other evil villains, and giant mobile suits with the power of love and friendship. Students by day and super heroines by night. Together, Mary & Sue were undefeatable. Oh the cliché-anity!

But ANYWAY, going back on track, it was a little obvious to tell that Oshitari was in a rather awkward situation.

(Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Mushroom, Mushroom…)

¹: I don't know if it's used elsewhere but this is a tiny reference to the anime Le Chevalier D'eon. Lorenzia became so frustrated at always being defeated by D'eon & his sister's soul that she began calling him man-woman. I can see where the term comes from though.

KitsuneFreak: Once again I have to say I'm sorry for this really long hiatus. I hope it never happens again any time soon.

Oh! While I was on hiatus, I made several videos (if you can call them that) and one of them is a PoT one. If you want to watch them here's a place you can go:

Youtube (dot) com (slash) profile?user (equal sign) KitsuneFreak

Since I've gone to the Anime Expo '07 I've been introduced to so many more animes! Utawarerumono seems like a cool one. You can say that I've absolutely fallen in love with Le Chevalier D'eon and I finished the series within the span of 2 days. Man, I was so close to crying at the end (it's only 24 episodes). But of course I will not let that in any way interfere with my story making!

Before I started this story tonight, I had ½ a foot long piece of peppermint stick. And, as I am typing this last message right now, I am biting into the last crumb…

I really know I don't deserve it but…. Please review! I still love you guys! (Dude, not in that way)

R&R!

Phew! Finally done with that candy! D