Ok I said this would probably be the shortest story but apparently it is not so… enjoy this chappy with Sessy.
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Sessy meets PB
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Kagome and the others: (return to the happy smacking Inuyasha)
Shippo: I can't believe he's still going. It's been a whole week.
Sango: well when he stops he'll be happy to see the sacred jewel shard we got.
Miroku: that is if he stops.
Kagome: hmmmm
Inuyasha: (still smacking happily) mmmmmmm!
Gang: (sigh) -.- ;
Shippo: (chuckles) I just got an idea.
Sango: what is it?
Gang except Inuyasha: (huddle)
Shippo: lets give Inuyasha's brother Sesshomaru some peanut butter.
Kagome: good idea that will be one less enemy to worry about.
Miroku: knowing Sesshomaru he won't just take some from us not knowing what it is.
Sango: he's right.
Shippo: I've got it covered.
Sango: we can't leave Inuyasha behind. What if a demon decides to attack.
Kirara: (transforms) meow
(translation): I got him.
Kagome: thanks Kirara!
Gang: (look for Sesshomaru)
Inuyasha: (smacking away) MMMMMMMMM!
Kagome: who knew he would like it so much
Shippo: he looks weird but at least I won't get hit anymore!
Miroku: so how do we get Sesshomaru to eat the peanut butter Shippo?
Shippo: Kagome can I borrow a jar of that stuff?
Kagome: ok (gives Shippo a jar of Peanut Butter)
Shippo: we write on the jar "drink to get really strong" and wait for Sesshomaru to come along. He'll see it, drink it, and be smacking away just like him (points to a happy Inuyasha)
Inuyasha: (still smacking away) mmmmm….
Miroku: you're a very sly fox Shippo.
Shippo: they don't call me Sly Shippo the Sly Fox for nothing (smiles sly)
Sango: when did you get that name?
Shippo: when I was 3 years old.
Kagome: that's cool.
Inuyasha: (still smacking) mmmm…mmmmm...MMMMMMMM!
Kagome: he's really starting to scare me now.
Miroku: yea me too.
Shippo: ok Kirara land right here Sesshomaru will pass by soon.
Kirara: (lands)
Shippo: (writes "drink to get really strong" on the jar then hides in a tall tree with lots of leaves in it with everyone behind him)
Jaken: Lord Sesshomaru?
Sesshomaru: …..
Rin: Lord Sesshomaru can I throw rocks at Jaken?
Sesshomaru: as you wish.
Rin: yay! (picks up rocks and throws them at Jaken)
Jaken: ow ouch oh quit ouch it you little ow ouch girl owie (passes out)
Sesshomaru: nice work Rin (thinks) now I don't have to here is annoying little voice (stops thinking)
Rin: thanks my Lord.
Jaken: (has swirly eyes) .
Sesshomaru: (see's the jar of peanut butter)
Rin: whats that?
Sesshomaru: (walks towards it and reads the note) get really strong huh. I'll take it. Rin turn around.
Rin: yes Lord Sesshomaru (turns around)
Sesshomaru: picks up the jar and lets all the peanut butter drop into his mouth)
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I wasn't kidding when I said he had a lethal dose of Peanut Butter
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Sesshomaru: (starts to smile and smack) mmmmmm!
Inuyasha: (jumps outa the tree and joins his brother)
Inuyasha and Sesshomaru: (happily smacking away) MMMMM!
Gang: (falls out of the tree laughing)
End
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See what happens next when a certain wolf comes along. Review and tell me what you think of this chappy.
