Since I was requested to continue my OTHER stories I am doing so. It's Saturday:D and that means that there's no school for a few days. I'ma try to catch up. SO enjoy this chappy of Peanut Butter.

-Chapter 4: Peanuts, Butters and a Whole Lotta Weirdness

Kagura: Fetch this Kagura, do this Kagura! Buy that Kagura! Clean THAT KAGURA!! AAAAAAAAA WELL I'm SICK OF IT ALL!!!

Kagura's feather: duuuhh… who are you talking too?

Kagura: …uh… that flying turtle over there.

Flying Turtle: heeey don't look at meeee… (flies away)

Kagura: (sobs) I'm all alloonnneeee!!!

Kagura's feather: yup your allll alone sista.

Kagura sighed but continued her journey to retrieve this strange substance called peanut butter. She decided to climb higher but stay low enough to see the ground. She eventually saw Kagome and the gang.

(Peanuts theme song plays) (Inuyasha played the piano and Koga and Sesshy were dancing like …well like the peanuts gang)

Koga: (smack) Inuyasha you…you…blockhead…. Ahahaha (smack)

Inuyasha: (smack) mmmmm peanut butter….

Kagura: (lands) Sesshomaru! I'm so happy to….see…

Kagura saw that Inuyasha and Koga were standing around so she kept her happiness to see Sesshy to herself.

Koga: (smack) hey! I remember (smack) you….

Kagura: uh…no you don't?

Koga walked up to Kagura and growled menacingly before offering her some peanut butter with a giant smile on his face :D. He stole it from Kagome. Kagura accepted then flew away, but not before giving Sessh a smile. He smiled back; mind you he was under the spell of the evil peanut butter.

Kagura's feather: Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! IT'S ME!!!

Kagura: (sigh)

Kagura's feather: I'd rather be flying………..ah…. oh.

Kagura: (grumble mumble)

Kagura's feather: I'm on a different PLANE of existence, get it? PLANE!!

Kagura and Flying Turtle: WOULD YOU SHUT UP!!!

Kagura's Feather: well it's so boring up here. I'm thinking about installing a DVD system.

Flying Turtle: Then we could watch Snakes on a Plane.

Kagura: but I hate that movie.

Flying Turtle: Me and my buddies watch it all the time. Sit back relax and enjoy the fright. Ahahaha… ah….

Kagura's feather: is there a reason why you're even flying?

Flying Turtle: (sniff) my mother was a seagull.

Kagura: really?

Flying Turtle: NOO!! AHAHAHA!! (flies away)

Kagura: I hate him.

Kagura's feather: you're just mad cuz you're the errand lady.

As Kagura flew over Naraku's castle, she noticed that there was something different about it.

Kagura: I just can't put my finger on it...but there's definitely something different about this place.

Kagura's feather: you mean besides the fact that its' pink.

Kagura: O.O

Naraku: KAAAANNNNAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kanna: HE'S ON TO US!

Suddenly Kanna and a giant horde of winged turtles came running out. Yes the turtles were running…fast…Naraku quickly followed seemingly wearing what looked like a pink Mary-Had-A-Little-Lamb kinda dress. Kagura hesitated but eventually went down to deliver the peanut butter.

Kagura's feather: why couldn't you just throw it at him and fly away. I have turbo now I hope you realize that.

Kagura: shush! Naraku I have the….what are you wearing?!

Now that Kagura was closer, she saw that it in fact wasn't a dress, but a mini skirt with a button shirt that was tied in the front. She held in her laughter.

Naraku: It was all a big plot! Kanna kept cleaning after she sent you off to do my dirty work.

Kagura: (eye twitches angrily) you knew about that…and you did nothing!

Naraku: She knows how I like to read Teen magazines in the privacy of my room after I fix a nice turkey sandwich lunch with perfectly placed chips on the side (sniff)…so while I fixed my lunch she snuck into my room and pinked it up! She knew I'd go to her room looking for her. As I walked, all of a sudden I was ambushed by flying turtles!

Kagura: (still twitching) you could have told her to stop bossing me around, but you did nothing!!!!

Naraku kept telling the story of how Kanna set up traps in the castle while turning it into a giant pink mansion just to get Naraku into what Naraku said was the worst Christmas present ever while Kagura angrily ranted to herself how Naraku could have told Kanna to get the peanut butter herself but instead let Kanna boss her around which hurt Kagura's feelings and that's not fair... (Inhales) o.O; Minutes later Kagura turned over the peanut butter while Naraku, as if nothing happened, changed into his clothes, sat down, and looked around at the pictures of Spongebob and Patrick and all of the unicorns, rabbits, and squirrel pictures. Little did he realize, one of the squirrels was real. It attacked him after he threw a giant beanbag chair at it. This is what happens after that :).

Naraku: ….

Kagura: ….

Naraku: (clears throat)

Kagura: (taps fingers)

Naraku: so uh…you got the peanut butter…great

Kagura: oh uh yea yea…

Naraku: soo….

Kagura: ….

Naraku: ya had a nice trip…?

Kagura: oh yea…nice time to bond with my feather.

Kagura's feather:)

Naraku: no problem getting it from…Inuyasha or…hmm?

Kagura: no Koga actually gave it to me.

Naraku: this stuff is better than I thought.

Kagura, still hating Naraku, decided to make an excuse to leave.

Kagura: uh well, I should get going um… I have to go to uh…to an astronomy camp…you know…with the E.T phone home and what not.

Naraku: yea…uh I have to stay here and plan my attack on Inuyasha and the rest of the world with (holds up peanut butter) yours truly.

Kagura: um… ok later.

When Kagura was gone Naraku got up immediately did a lil dance made a lil love got down that night and was off to the backyard. He was happy to see that it was still full of dead bodies and miasma. He took a breath of unfresh air and started devising. Muhahahaaahahahaha…

XD ok well that's all for today folks because its hot right now and I want a smoothie :P hope you enjoyed dis chappy.