Lolz I'm so happy that I'm almost done with this story. I'm going to try to wrap it up in the next one or two chapters since I'm almost done with Baby Inuyashas too. Then when I finish those two maybe I'll get enough votes to finish Art Contest. I don't think I'll ever finish Know Your Stars x.x and well I don't know when I'll finish Anime Breakdown. There's a lot of shows and stuff I can do. I hope to accomplish all this in the next few days. BWAHAHAHAHAH….ahem anyways enjoy this chappy:D (wow its hard to eat a popcicle and type at the same time)
-Chapter 5: The Plans
Inuyasha and those other two puppies were still smacking away on the lovely peanut butter. Kagome and friends decided that it was time to search for more sacred jewel shards again. This seemed to be going no where.
Shippo: This is all your fault Kagome!
Miroku: Yea if you hadn't given Inuyasha peanut butter then we wouldn't be in this situation right now.
Sango: have you ever thoughtbefore you brought your crazy stuff from your crazy home to here?
Kagome: but it was my peanut butter that saved us from Sesshomaru! Now we don't have to worry about him bothering us anymore. And what about Koga? You know how much he annoys me.
Miroku: oh just admit it you like him more than Inuyasha.
SCHMACK!!
Kagome: you watch your mouth Miroku.
Sango: heeeey be nice to my monk…besides…I started that. I was smacking him before it was cool. (pout)
Shippo: lets just pin him down and take the peanut butter out of his mouth.
Miroku: first, he's impossible to catch, we already tried it he just dances and prances away like some kind of merry school girl.
Sango: and second, even if we did catch him who would want to put their hand in Inuyasha's mouth? Who knows what's been in it?!?!
Kagome: and third, by now the peanut butter has melted into a harder to take out substancey kinda thing…
All of them sighed. It was definitely hopeless. But before they could walk away from the three smackers, there was a disturbance in the force… er I mean the forest. Kikyo appeared before them with a frown on her face.
Kikyo: No wonder I couldn't find Inuyasha…he's been her with you guys… um… er…? What's he doing?
Miroku: he's eating peanut butter.
Kikyo: peanut butter?... oh no… it can't be! The hypotenuse to the square root of the quantum flux and the rip of time and space itself divided by the probability that the planet's expansion due to sun's volume and distance to the moon and Jupiter has anything to do with your apparent lack of focus and that your notion of the thesis is inconceivable to the second opinion of the trauma center which also creates a platonic feeling in the cerebral cortex in which…-
Sango: woah woah wait a minute what are you talking about?
Kikyo: I don't know I just wanted to sound intelligent. Anyways, my dead chick senses have been tingling. Naraku came by here didn't he?
Shippo: We've been out looking for shards, we don't know.
Inuyasha: (prances over) actually Kagura came by.
Sesshomaru: she looked hungry.
Koga: So I gave her some peanut butter.
Kikyo: aw man…
Kikyo explained to them all that Naraku was trying to take over the world with peanut butter. The voices in her head told her this. They all traded glances then pointed their fingers and laughed Kikyo out of my story. The three puppies continued to smack away on their peanut butter.
Meanwhile…
Kagura: I have nowhere to go.
Kagura's Feather: I thought you were the wind, you can go anywhere that you want.
Kagura: but the whole heart and the whole Naraku thing…
Kagura's Feather: oh right… why don't you just go back with Sesshomaru.
Kagura: that's a great idea!!
As Kagura flew to Sesshomaru and the others, there was a montage of pictures with Kagura and Sesshomaru together with the song "Secret Lovers" playing as background music.
Meanwhile…
Naraku: yessss this is the perfect plan! It's even better than Chuck Norris!
Random person: nothing's better than Chuck Norris!
Chuck: (gives thumbs up)
Naraku: haha! But I am so evil, that the viewers won't know what this perfect plan is until the last chapter! Horray for building dramatic tension!
The end :D thank goodness lol wow this chapter sucked worse than a black hole! I sort of rushed through it though I just want to finish this XD anyways I hope you enjoyed at least a little of it. More chappys soon!