WEEEEEEE!! LAST CHAPTER AND I'M GOING TO FINISH IT TONIGHT!!! I'm sorry if it sucks though I sorta just wanna finish so I can move on to my other more funnier stories! After all, I did make this years ago. Lol well just the first two chapters anyways… well enjoy the ending:D
-Chapter 6: The End (Yay)
Naraku: Muhahahhahaha! At last I can commence plan Take Over The World Plan 1A! I must go find Kagura at the astronomy club, but first I need to go take a bath.
Meanwhile… and for some odd reason…
Kagura: boy it's nice to take a load off in the hot springs.
Kagura's Feather: why did you come here? I thought you wanted to find Sesshomaru.
Kagura: ah Sesshomaru will be around forever and besides, I need a break.
Kagura's Feather: aahhh hot springs…
Suddenly…!
Naraku: AAAAAHHHH I LOOOVEEE THE HOT SPRINGS!!! It will take my mind off of my diabolical plan to take over the world! Ahem now then…
Kagura's Feather: did you hear something?
Kagura: no…why?
Naraku: Rubber Ducky, you're the one. You make bathtime lots of fun, Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you. Woo woo be doo! Rubber Ducky, joy of joys, when I squeeze you, you make noise! Rubber Ducky, you're my very best friend, it's true! Doo doo doo doo, doo doo!! Oh hi Kagura!
Kagura: Hey Naraku!
Naraku: Kagura?
Kagura: Naraku?
Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile…
Miroku: what's wrong Shippo?
Shippo: I was thinking… what if what Kikyo said was true? You know, about Naraku trying to take over the world with peanut butter.
Sango: what makes you think that's possible?
Kagome: who knows?
Inuyasha: (smack chew yummy) Every day when I make my way to the tubby, I find a little fella who's cute and yellow and chubby! Rub-a-dub-a-dubby!
Sesshomaru: Rubber Ducky, you're so fine and I'm lucky that you're mine. Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of you. Every day when I make my way to the tubby I find a little fella who's cute and yellow and chubby! (chew smack slurp)
Koga: Rubber Ducky, you're so fine and I'm lucky that you're mine. Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of; Rubber ducky, I'd like a whole pond of; Rubber ducky I'm awfully fond of you! Doo doo, be doo!! (chew smack slurp)
Miroku: (sigh)
Meanwhile…
Naraku: I thought you were supposed to be at astronomy camp!
Kagura: I thought you were supposed to be plotting to take over the world!
Naraku: I did and I'm finished now! I just wanted to take a bath.
Kagura: I needed to take a break! You and Kanna never ever give me a vacation and you always make me do all the work and you…is that a rubber ducky?
Naraku: um…no (hides behind back). Anyways since I've found you, that saves times. Come Kagura, we have a world to take over! (stands up)
Kagura: (faints)
Meanwhile…
Sango: AAAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!! IF THEY SING THAT ONE MORE TIME… I'M GUNNA F-
Miroku: now now Sango… this is the last chapter…Naraku should be coming soon.
Later…
Naraku: sorry we're late.
Kagura: my feather broke down.
Kagura's Feather: I told you I needed to be taken in for service.
Naraku: Muahahahahha! Now that everything is going according to plan, we can continue. I, Naraku! Have deviously cloned this peanut butter and made tons and tons of it! I have cleverly dispensed it across the world and now I shall give some more to Inuyasha and those other two!!
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (schmack!)
Miroku: you're a moron Naraku what makes you think you can take over the world with peanut butter!?!
Naraku: look at what's happened to Inuyasha and those other two!
Sesshomaru: we have names ( slurp smack)
Koga: yea!! (smack chew)
Naraku: ahem… it's completely changed them, they're not even aware of their surroundings.
Sango: yes they are and besides it only works on dogs…
Kagura: um wait I think this is my cue. (takes out cue cards) (monotone) Um. Ha. Ha. Ha. Inuyasha. And. Friends. Now. I. will. Feed. You. More. Peanut. Butter. And. Take. Over. The. World. Ha. Ha. Ha… um Ha.
Kagura kept reading from the cue cards Naraku gave her but nobody was paying attention to her anymore. Naraku had skillfully put a spoon in a peanut butter jar, then he skillfully took the spoon OUT OF THE JAR!!! Then he stumbled over to each of the puppies and forced a spoonful of peanut butter down their throats.
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone began crying. Naraku really was evil! It had been months since the first peanut butter incident and now he just brings it back in an instant. There was nothing that could be done…except…
Inuyasha: (spits) ew what is this vile stuff!?!?!
Sesshomaru: oh no!! NOT PEANUT BUTTER!! MY FATHER SPOKE OF THIS!! WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN TO HIM!?!?!?! (sob) Now I'm addicted to peanut butter.
Koga: woah where am I? Where is Kagome? What's going on? I smell Naraku….wow… you smell like fresh hot spring water.
Naraku: it's good for the skin and the soul!
Natural Hot Spring Water. Buy it or we will find you:D
Kagome: I don't get it, why did they spit it out?
Naraku: I blame Kagura, it's all her fault.
Kagura: WHAT!?!?!? I brought the peanut butter like you said! Maybe it was because you used one of those cloned ones. What if its not the same or something?
Naraku: hmm…maybe I shouldn't have put miasma in it…
Everyone: aaaaahhhhooooo…..
The end! Yay I finally finished even though its 12:20 my brother's playing resident evil 4 and won't stop farting and I'm tired…and I want to sleep… and Leon keeps saying "Wait, Follow Me" like crazy …so annoying lol oh well though. Hmm despite all this I wanna write more…hmmm…oh well whatever I decide to do hope you enjoyed this story. Baby Inuyashas is next on my "To finish" list. Unless I get enough votes for Art contest then I can finish that one. :D Goodbye every body!
