A/N: hey everyone! im in a really good mood and decided to post one more chap up! ohh thank u for the reviews and im really excited to be part of Vegeta and Bulma: Coolest Couple 2 Have Eva Lived C2!!! ok hope u like this one it's a pretty long chap!!-xxx-
Disclaimer : i dont own DBZ, please dont sue, it belongs to Akira Toriyama
"My Lord I have found her." Zarbon proudly presented Bulma to Lord Frieza. Bulma had to stifle a gasp; she had never seen such an ugly thing in all her life. Frieza did not take a human form, but more like a lizard that possessed arms and legs, a round head and walked upright. His colouring was a white, purple scheme, and had a long thick tail falling from behind.
"Prefect Zarbon, well done!" a sly grin appeared across the aliens face making Bulma shudder.
"My dear, allow me to introduce myself, I am Lord Frieza and you are?" Bulma didn't answer, instead firmly stared at the ground. Frieza again smiled.
"Ah, I see, not quite the conversationalist I was hoping for, and they said you were a genius." Surprised, Bulma looked up at him in wonder 'how did he know that?' As if reading her mind the lizard answered.
"Oh yes, I know a great deal about you Bulma Briefs, I know you're history, you're family, you're weakling little boyfriend, but what intrigues me the most, is how incredible smart you are. You were going to take over the family business in a few weeks, am I not correct?" Bulma still kept silent; thankfully Frieza ignored her insolence and continued.
"Well, my dear, I guess I will get straight to the point, seeing small talk isn't one of your fortes; Miss Briefs I am here to make an offer you can not refuse." This caught Bulma's attention, 'HOW DARE HE!' she thought, 'How dare he think I would make a wager with him? The most disgusting vile creature in the universe! Look what he is doing to my planet! And he wants to make a wager? Oh HAHA he is mistaken!' Bulma looked up and stared right into the hollow cold eyes of a heartless tyrant, returning almost the exact same stare, which kind of freaked her out, and as if she was ridding her body of poison she spat out,
"Listen Lizard, I wouldn't associate myself with you even if you were the last male in the universe, you sincerely disgust me, go to hell" and to put the cherry on top she spwat directly onto the aliens smooth white face. Zarbon gasped in horror, no one had ever, EVER spat at Lord Frieza; she was as good as dead. Uncharacteristically Frieza smiled and wiped away the spit, he turned around as if to walk away, and then…SLAP! Bulma went hurdling into the metal wall almost rendering her unconscious, no later, Frieza pinned her down underneath him on all fours.
"YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR IMPUDENCE" he violently smacked her across the face, drawing blood. Sadistically he bent down and licked the blood that was trickling down her chin then whispered in her ear,
"Listen wench, if it wasn't for your brain, you and you're pathetic excuse for a planet would be long gone, however, since I am of decency, I will make you that offer, work for me as a scientist and develop new technology for me to use and become a slave, and I will let you're planet live, disagree with these terms I will make you watch your own planet's annihilation, then hand you over to my men to kill you, however, not before they get a little fun of course." Bulma gasped as the sick minded alien moved his hands down to her crotch and gently stroked it, emphasizing his words, while Bulma choked on a sob.
"See I told you this was an offer you couldn't refuse, now do we have a deal?" Bulma shut her eyes tight, trying to make everything disappear; however when nothing happened she nodded her head in pure defeat.
"BULMA! LET HER GO!" both Bulma and Frieza turned their heads to see a hysterical Chi Chi run into the room, only to be restrained by Zarbon.
"What is the meaning of this?" questioned Frieza, little did he know Chi Chi heard everything and was ready to make the ultimate sacrifice for her bestfriend.
"Take me too!" she demanded sternly. Frieza was quite shocked; nobody willingly gave themselves up to him.
"CHI CHI NO! DON'T DO IT!"
"Hahaha, very amusing my dear, but what makes you think I want a weakling like you on board MY SHIP? Do you fight?"
"No…"
"Invent?"
"No…I…I can cook and be a maid," she said helplessly. Frieza roamed up and down Chi Chi's body taking in her appearance. He actually craved a good meal, and there's never a thing as too many slaves, plus she could keep his men busy with other things with a body like that.
"Very well girl, you are now a slave to the Cold Empire, and will work in the kitchen until further notice." Chi Chi flinched at the sound of it, she actually didn't think about what she was doing, however she overheard the conversation and saw Bulma's tattered body that she acted on impulse.
Vegeta heard everything from behind a corner, 'Baka wench, why the fuck did she have to go and do that?" Now their chance of escaping was a million to one. Vegeta growled in frustration, 'FEMALES! I'll never understand their species!" Little did Vegeta know that Frieza knew he was there all the time, and now he decided to break the Sayian no Ouji's secret.
"Vegeta, why don't come out and join us?" the lizard cooed anything but sweetly. Vegeta froze 'How the fuck did he know? I'm suppressing my Ki!' Nevertheless Vegeta reluctantly walked out from his hiding place, head in the air, showing that he didn't care that he was caught.
"There you are my naughty little monkey, whatever where you doing behind there?"
"He was the one who found the Briefs girl sir, when I wanted to retrieve her to bring her to you, he questioned your authority sire, and didn't wish to believe" Zarbon was the ultimate ass kisser. Without any warning, Vegeta felt sharp pains across his back, making him fall to the floor. The pain repeatedly continued until Vegeta's vision became blurry. He was roughly picked up and shaken.
"Don't ever undermine my authority monkey! Now get your ape ass out of here, and take my new slaves, they are under your care now, I want them both alive though, if any scratches are found on them while at work, or cannot deliver satisfactory results, you or one of your other monkey friends will be punished without judgment, understand?" Vegeta weakly nodded.
"Good now get out!" Frieza threw Vegeta, Bulma and Chi Chi out the door which automatically shut, now alone Frieza began to laugh.
"Oh Zarbon how I do love purging!" Zarbon nodded and smiled in agreement, however something bothered him.
"Sire, are we really going to excuse the planet?"
"Zarbon, my dear accomplice, there is much for you to learn about a certain thing I like to call L.T.B; have Leverage, Threaten wisely, Break mercilessly." Catching on Zarbon laughed in agreement. "I do like the sound of that Sire"
"Yes Zarbon, so do I."
Once the threesome was thrown out of the room, just lying on the floor seemed to be the best thing that had happened the entire day. However Vegeta knew that if one of Freiza's right-hand men came along, and saw them in the state that they were in, there would be no mercy. With great remorse, Vegeta slowly picked himself up off the cool metal floor. Looking over he saw the dark headed girl slowly pick herself up rubbing her head and muttering to herself. Bulma on the other hand, hadn't even flinched, Vegeta's chest tightened in concern. He remember how weak she was from her time spent of Vegeta-sei, and he assumed that even in her women years, her body probably wasn't resilient enough to take those blows from Freiza. Even if Freiza did kill the woman, Vegeta knew that he would take the blame. He limped over to Bulma's lifeless body, and carefully place two fingers on her neck to find a pulse. It was there, but extremely faint, he watched her chest move slowly up and down. Sighing in relief he turned to Chi Chi.
"The woman is in an extremely critical position; we must take her to the medical wing immediately. On our way you talk to nobody, I do not have the strength right now to defend either of you." He knelt down to pick Bulma up, however Chi Chi was the first to reach her, and held her up in an insecure manner.
"I'll take her" Chi Chi started to protest, but instead Vegeta just shrugged; personally he was quite pleased because at that point in time, he barely had the strength to stand. "Follow me, and hurry up." Chi Chi started to follow the bloody backed Prince, struggling to keep Bulma up at the same time. What seemed like ages of walking down metal hallways, Vegeta suddenly stopped,
"Ah…shit!" he murmured, and then turned around to his obligations.
"Don't ask questions, keep your ki suppressed cover her mouth and hid in here," Vegeta opened what looked to be a maintenance closet. Absolutely perplexed, Chi Chi stepped into the closet still holding Bulma, why did Vegeta want them to hide in a closet? Darkness crept into the room, while the door began to close; Chi Chi braced herself for complete darkness, however it never came, the door was left ajar. Peering curiously through the crack Chi Chi watched in horror as a group of tough looking aliens joined and encircled her and Bulma's only protector. Chi Chi couldn't make out the conversation since it changed into some alien tongue. Suddenly all the men roared back in laughter, Chi's sprites lifted a little, hoping that the intimidating looking men were only joking around with Vegeta, oh how wrong she was, abruptly the mood of the hallway changed, and to Chi's horror she watched as Vegeta got beaten into the ground by 5 other men! Chi Chi closed her eyes and squeezed tight, trying to suppress her tears. Once the men had left and the coast was clear, Chi Chi, dragging Bulma's body with her, hesitantly walked over to yet another bloody lifeless body on the floor. 'Oh great, how am I suppose to carry them both?' This annoyed Chi Chi and she started to rummage around in the closet for something to assist her.
"There all done" Chi Chi wiped some sweat off her forehead. She was quite impressed at her handy work. She had Vegeta strapped on her back as if she was giving him a piggy back, and secured his arms and legs with rope she found in the closet. Then she had Bulma lying down on her back, both arms above her head secured to Chi's and Vegeta' back so her head was levitated off the ground. Chi was going to do it the other way; however she couldn't put anymore strain on Vegeta's back. Picking up a mop and broom to support her balance, Chi Chi slowly trudged down the hall in a hiking manner, carrying her luggage on her back.
"AHHH…damn ship" Chi Chi staggered down yet another metallic hallway in the ship's endless maze. She had no idea were the hell she was going; she couldn't read the signs because they were all written in alien and to top it off she had more then 100 kilos of cargo strapped to her back. Growling in frustration she examined another hallway while walking past it to see any hint that she was walking the right way. Unexpectedly she slammed into something hard. Looking up at the solid object in her way she found herself face to face with a huge muscled man, with dark spiky hair. Chi gulped 'OH NO…I am going to DIE!'
"Hi! Sorry didn't see you there!" astonished Chi Chi looked up at the big man, now scratching the back of his head looking apologetic.
"Er…um…huh?...it's ok" she said timidly, shouldn't she be dead already?
"Yeah sorry I wasn't looking where I was going; when I am hungry I usually don't take much notice what's around me I guess and you- Vegeta?" Chi Chi gulped and averted her eyes from his.
"Why do you have Vegeta strapped to your back? Wow he looks pretty beat, and what? You have another person strapped up too!" The man looked at Chi Chi questioningly.
"Look, we don't have time! They are severely hurt and I need to get to the medical wing immediately!" Chi was growing impatient; she didn't know how much longer Bulma had left. A serious look replaced the man's face and he nodded in agreement, before Chi knew what was happening, all three of them where being rapidly flown down hallways to the medical wing by their spiky haired savior.
Once seen that Bulma and Vegeta where put into intensive care, Chi sat down on a medical bed, while the spiky haired man attend to her wounds. Chi Chi blushed at her rescuer, she only just realized how hot he was, and now that her burden had been lifted for the time being, her girlish instincts kicked in, slapping herself mentally she formally thanked the man.
"Um, I just wanted to thank you for everything you have done. If it wasn't for you, they probably wouldn't have survived, so thank you, um –"
"-Kakkarot" he smiled a big goofy grin, making him look incredibly cute. Chi blushed furiously.
"Hi Kakkarot, I'm Chi Chi"
"Hey Chi Chi, I like the name, now can you fill me in on why you had the Prince and that girl strapped to your back?"
"You mean Bulma."
"Bulma?...Bulma?...BULMA! THAT WAS BULMA!" Kakkarot's eyes widened like little boys did when they were told that Christmas would come early.
"Yeah, you know her?" Kakkarot nodded, "We go way back" Chi smiled, she wondered why Bulma never mentioned someone as handsome as him.
"Well Kakkarot it all started…" Kakkarot pulled up and chair and listened intently to Chi Chi's story.
A/N: hey, so hope u liked this one, long huh? hehe ok i know the thing with Chi was pretty random and far out haha but its a bit of a laugh and i like it, hope u did too, thank u to Vampiress-06 , Cappuccino Penguin, amadajune, happyangel123, megami for their reviews i just recieved, and thank u to the others reviewers!-xxx-