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Chapter 3

Death Threats

Ryoma stormed in to the Seigaku tennis club locker room long enough to grab the arms of his two 'favorite' senpias and drag them out the door. They were both in too much shock to offer any resistance.

"Where. Is. IT." Ryoma grated out glaring at the older boys. They both had looks of guilty confusion on there faces.

"Where is what Ochibi-chan?" Momo said looking as innocent as he possibly could.

"My Diar...JOURNAL!" Ryoma said with a look of pure hatred. (Can't you feel the love?)

"There is a 0.0001 percent chance that either one of us took your...journal." Inui said adjusting his glasses nervously.

"Then where. Is. It." Ryoma Glared at Momo furiously.

"Well…."


Meanwhile, in the locker room, Fuji cackled pulling out his prize and enjoying the fact that two others were being blamed for its disappearance at that very moment. Eiji , noticing this...semi-odd behavior from his teammate glanced over to see the book in his hands. Curious, he walked over.

"What have you got there?" Eiji questioned drawing everyone's attention.

"Oh nothing much, just Echizen's life story. Want to read?" Fuji replied grinning sadistically. Almost everyone was curious, thought Kaidoh won't admit it and Kawamura was nervous about it until a racket found it's way into his hands.

"I don't think that's a…" Oishi said, but trailed off at Eiji's pleading look causing him to give in and come over to the gathering at the book. As a group, they began to read:

Dear Diary,

Yesterday something even more horrible than I ever could have imagined happened. They found you. And read you Diary! I felt violated. All my senpias are pains.

This caused some to laugh and some to frown, and then they all turned back to the most interesting locker room reading they'd had in quite some time, maybe ever even.

And some of them scare me, especially Egghead and the other. They are just a little to in sync for comfort, if you know what I mean. (You know who I mean Diary, and in case of another discovery, you're the only one who shall know who I mean, if you know what I mean)

At this point everyone looks up, having come to a disturbing revelation about Ryoma's revelation, well, everyone but the Golden pair.

"Who is he talking about Oishi!? Do you know??" Eiji questions him, utterly clueless.

"I have no idea." Oishi responds, equally as clueless. These comments for some reason causes the other regulars to cast odd stares in their general directions, but Oishi chose to ignore those.

"Okay! Enough of this passage, lets see what he thought about us in the beginning of the school year." Kawamura, still holding the racket, said quickly grabbing the 'journal' and flipping towards the beginning.

Dear Diary,

Today I joined the tennis team. Yes of course I made it. Though to do so, I had to beat this freaky snake guy. To be honest, he really scares me, I would never admit that to anyone other than you and Karupin of course.

At this point everyone with the exception of Kaidoh burst into giggles. Kiadoh meanwhile couldn't understand how he managed to scare Ryoma whilst secretly being pleased about it.

Suddenly the locker room door burst open and Fuji grabbed the Dia…'Journal' just in time and stuffed it in his pack. A very peeved looking Ryoma stood in the doorway with a guilty and pained looking pair known as Inui and Momo trailing behind him. They were making frantic motions behind his back to Fuji. It was as if they were telling him to run away. Unfortunately for Fuji, he isn't fluent in sign language.

"Fuji-senpia." Ryoma said sweetly walking up to him. "WHERE. IS. IT!" Fuji just smiled and gave Ryoma his most innocent look.

Luckily for Fuji, Tezuka opened the door to the locker room and calmly stated "Last one out of the locker room owes me 50 laps." This caused a mad dash to the door, which led to several people becoming jammed and the whole team, with the exception of Ryoma who somehow wasn't noticed to be missing(running laps will do that), running laps as punishment for their stupidity upon exiting the locker rooms.


While everyone else was running laps, Ryoma, still in the locker room, emerges from the locker of a fellow teammate with a smirk after an unsuccessful mission into Fuji's pack(Apparently, Fuji fooled us all).

"This is the key to the return of my Dia…journal." He said stuffing an object under his jacket and heading for home.