April 22, 2007
Dear Journal,
Man, oh, man, stupid Ms. Chou's making us write in these stupid journals. Yeah, that's right you read it write teach' your stupid assignment is fucking stupid, and I don't care if you do turn this stupid thing into the fucking stupid principal. I also don't care if this thing hurt your shitty "feelings" or anything else like that. I'm so evil like that ya know. Mwhahahaha!!! I love being evil it's so much fun.
We have this stupid essay thing we have to do. Malik's my partner…it could have been worse the pharaoh could have been my partner. Thank Ra he's not, though it would be funny to see what he would do to try and get me to work. Malik and I have to write about American History. Marik, the lucky bastard, got Ancient Egypt and the stupid pharaoh's midget slave. Uh oh! Ms. Chou's looking weirdly at me… hmm maybe because I'm laughing manically. Well what ever, I already have a fucking F in here. I'm really proud of that F and Ryo's really worried about it. I don't really see why because well… I a fucking 5000 year old spirit and I'm not suppose to have a high school diploma. Can't he see that?
What a bother? High schools a pain in the ass. All we ever do is go over stuff that's already happen like: World War I or World War II. It's a pain! I just want out of here before they permanently brain wash me into being……. Normal. Never, never, never will I be normal you hear me… NEVER!!! Ms. Chou's heading over to her desk motioning for me to come over. I'd better listen or Ryo's going to be mad… again.
Teach's not to happy with me for yelling random things out in the middle of class, especially the f word, the a word, and the s word. I have got to wrap it up so I can head to the office and wait for my punishment. Did I mention the office smells like old lady feet? No! Well it does. Now your probably wondering how I know what old ladies' feet smell like, well that's another story for another day.
Signed,
The All Powerful Bakura
P.S. I will conquer you all and make you pay for this. Mwhahahahahahaha!