And I'm back, after wonderful relief from the bathroom. Although this isn't exactly a good thing, I'm back with an ice cream sandwich and yogurt. X.x third sandwich 2nd yogurt today. MUHAHAHA! Anyways. Contnueing I don't think I spelled that rite. Oh and btw, baby inu will be BI…you kno… like baby inuyasha and not bi..bi..you know ok! XD ok you know what nevermind ill call em lil inu ;p oooooo you know what would be even better. I'll put a B at the beginning of their names so you know ok ok we got it we got enjoy the show XD

Chapter 2- Truth Or Dare Or Fight?

"Alright Naraku, truth or dare?" BSango asked.

"You kiddin, Dare!" BNaraku challenged.

"Ok, I dare you to put on this pink dress for 10 minutes." BSango gave BN… ok you know what…this sux XD we must start over people…I, will just say their names…cuz its starting to annoy me x.x and you know what else…the chapter name sux too XD oh well.

"Alright Naraku, truth or dare?" Sango asked.

"You kiddin, Dare!" Naraku challenged.

"Ok, I dare you to put on this pink dress for 10 minutes." Sango gave Naraku the dress and everyone watched him put it on. They laughed the entire 10 minutes. Jaken almost choked and Kanna was crying her eyes out.

"Haha very funny." Naraku sat down. "Kagura! I dare you to kill youself!"

Everyone just sat there and stared at him.

"You moron, you have to ask what she wants first." They said together.

"It's probably obvious what Kagura will do now." Laughed Kikyo.

"Kagura, truth or dare?" Naraku asked sarcastically.

"Dare!" Kagura shouted. Everyone gasped. Naraku laughed.

" Ok, I dare you to hit Miroku with this carrot." Naraku pulled a carrot out of his pocket and gave it to Kagura. It was totally unexpected. He grinned evily as Kagura walked over to Miroku.

WHAM!

"oooo…" Everyone was gosh swoggled. Miroku hit Kagura first! Suddenly all the kids were in a giant brouhaha of flying fists of fury! Big Inu man was still asleep on the couch. Kagura throw her carrot at Miroku, but Miroku ducked and it hit Kagome in the face. Kagome charged angrily at Kagura and tackled her into Sango who was busy pounding Koga with her boomerang and shouting in leet. They all fell over. Meanwhile Naraku and Shippo were hiding and Kanna was scaring everyone with pictures of their grandma's feet in her mirror. Kikyo still having on her gladiator suit whacked Inuyasha in the back of the head with her plastic sword and screamed "Who's your daddy!" as she knocked everyone unconscious. Nobody could escape her flying sword except Kirara. And even then Kikyo attempted to throw her sword at her. Kirara was infuriated and threw Kikyo into the living room onto Inuyasha. She landed in his big snoring drooling mouth.

"EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!" she shrieked and jumped out of his mouth. Inuyasha screamed, jumped behind the couch and yelled randomly "I DIDN'T DO IT OFFICER! IT WAS THE ONE-ARMED MAN!" The poor lil chilluns still unconscious (with circling eyes) lay on the floor until it was night time. And then they all woke up. Of course, everyone being the tired bunch of people they were, they all went to bed and Inuyasha was still trying to figure out what happened. Kikyo told him everything before she went back into the room.

"You kids need to learn to chill out." Inuyasha sighed.

"It wasn't my fault, they started!" Kikyo complained.

"You're the one who knocked them all out!" Inuyasha said.

"They started it." Kikyo repeated.

The next day was a lot calmer only this time, the kids were hungry.

"(TOSSES COOKIES) Wow, suddenly I feel much better now." Sesshomaru said.

"I WANT SOME APPLE SAUCE!"

"I WANT SOME MASHED POTATOES!"

"I WANT SOME MORE COOKIES TO TOSS!"

All day long, poor Inu man was so tired. He got a phone call while he was fetching more cookies for Sesshomaru. When he answered there was a guy on the other line.

"Hey my name is Billy I'm looking for Bob." He said.

"You have the wrong number." Inuyasha told him while trying to calm a hyper sugar high Naraku.

"Oh I'm sorry." He hung up.

"I'm not seeing my pig meat! I want my pig meat!" Koga screamed and threw another plate out the window.

"HEY THAT WAS ONE OF KAGOME'S CHINA!" Inuyasha screamed.

"But don't we live in Japan." Shippo asked logically.

Everyone froze and thought about it.

"Well yea we live in Japan, but it came from China." Sango said.

"True, but now that it's in Japan shouldn't we call it Japan?" Kanna asked.

"No, what…why are we arguing over this?" Kagome asked.

The telephone rang again.

"Hello?" Inuyasha answered.

"Hey this is Billy, I'm looking for Bob…"

"I already told you, you have the wrong number so stop calling!

"Oh I'm sorry, I won't call anymore, bye!" he hung up.

"What a weirdo." Inuyasha said.

Heh, idk I wasn't it wasn't good x.x I gotta wait till a nother time then it'll be funny I promise. So uh… buh bye o.o;; and p.s. that yogurt and ice cream sandwich was good, you guys should eat one or both sometime.