Yay I'm on a role! I've finished two chapters in the past few weeks. W00t! Now I'ma do this one cuz I like this story and I sorta need to continue this one. -.- I'm avoiding anime breakdown cuz I'm not feelin creative enough to put SOME PEOPLE IN THE STORY (RikusAngel) …ahem but yea I'll get around to it eventually :D so until then enjoy this chappy. I might make another one after it. But it's 12 so idk. Ne ways.

Chapter 3- Trip To The Store Part One

The chilluns were sound asleep when Inuyasha noticed that there was no food in the fridge. He said a few unhealthy curses and decided to go to the store. He went to his room and looked in the mirror.

Eh, I can't go looking like this. Inuyasha thought. And he was right, he looked repulsive x.x. He had mashed potatoes in his hair, doggy spit from lil Koga and Inu on his shoulder, rips and tears in his pants from Leet Sango and Gladiator Kikyo. The Wind Warrior Miroku attempted to scar Inuyasha, but because he didn't have access to something sharp he pulled Inuyasha's ears for twelve minutes. They were bent and ugly looking. He sighed. He looked for clean clothes in his closet but he couldn't find anything. He remembered Kagome hadn't washed his kimonos lately. She made him buy backups but he had already worn them. He was currently wearing cloth from the Fire Rat of Feudal Japan. The other one was cloth from the Giant Black Licorice of Liquor Store Bathroom Town, and the other was cloth from Storm Troopers of Cloud City. Obi Wan gave it to Kagome because she had destroyed chameleon creatures for the Jedi. He decided to see what Kagome had in her room. He found makeup, one of Kagome's dresses, a pink shirt with a bunny on it, and her least favorite high heels.

This stuff should help! Inuyasha thought again. He quickly showered and put on Kagome's clothes. He decided to put on lots of makeup and perfume just for the heck of it and fit his feet into the heels. He wrote a list of things to get, grabbed Kagome's pink purse and walked to the door. He heard the phone ring so he went to pick it up.

"Hello?"

"Hey this is Billy I'm looking for Bob."

"I ALREADY TOLD YOU I'M NOT BOB AND BOB DOESN'T LIVE HERE STOP CALLING!!!" Inuyasha screamed.

"OMFG D00d Bob is t3h UBER 1337 R0XX0RZ LOL!!" he hung up. Inuyasha growled to himself.

Those kids know how to take care of themselves. Inuyasha thought as he walked out and locked the door. They certainly take care of me he thought while rubbing his ears. He walked awhile and noticed that he was being stared at by many people. He didn't pay attention to it until he heard a guy whistle at him so he growled at him.

Back at the house…

"OH NOSE!!! DADDY INU IS GONE!" Naraku shouted. His voice cracked.

"H3 1s!?!? Sango shouted in leet.

All the kids ran around looking for Inuyasha, Miroku was even kind enough to look in the toilet. Kikyo put on her gladiator clothes and stood on the bed before the kids.

"HE WAS KIDNAPPED!!!" Kikyo declared.

"HE WAS?! OH NOSE!!!" Shippo cried.

"WE MUST SURVIVE ON OUR OWN!"

"BUT THERE'S NO FOOD IN THE FRIDGE FOR US TO EAT!" Koga shouted as he ran back into the room.

"AND WE CAN'T REACH SESSHOMARU'S PILLS!" Jaken cried.

"THIS IS SERIOUS!!" Sesshomaru shouted. "Oh Well, there goes my sanity. Guess I'll make phone noises for the rest of the chapter."

While Sesshomaru subconsciously made phone noises, the kids secured the perimeter. They set up traps like in Home Alone with wires and marbles and really cold water. Then they got tired and fell asleep all over the house.

Meanwhile…

Inuyasha was walking very uncomfortably. Not because the thong he was wearing was riding higher than a hot air balloon up in the clouds or because he had lost the feeling in his toes from Kagome's heels, but because random guys were gazing at him even more now. Inuyasha didn't realize that he looked like a girl. He was happy to see that he had made it to the store. Ahh my favorite place to shop! Costco! He thought as he entered. He took the list out of Kagome's purse and grabbed a cart. As he walked down Isle 9, he noticed that there were five guys following him. They pretended to be trying to decide whether they should get the 12 pack for $2.50 or the 60 pack for $12.50. He continued a little faster but had to slow down eventually. He smelled something. Jif? No Peter Pan? No…it was…. Skippy! Skippy was his favorite peanut butter but Kagome never let him eat it cuz he smacked for too long. Read my Peanut Butter story you'll find out what I'm talking about. He practically mowed down an old lady just to get to the peanut butter. He stared at it and began to drool. It was better than he thought; they were giving away free samples! No wonder Costco was his favorite store. Then he felt a sudden sharp pain on his head, the old lady whacked him with her cane then drove away in her little mobile thingy. He shook his head then reached for the Skippy. Unfortunately for him, there was a man behind the counter. He grinned and grabbed for the same one Inuyasha was grabbing for. Inuyasha ended up grabbing his hand.

"Did you want this? He asked.

"Yea I love Skippy peanut butter! But my friend won't let me eat it." Inuyasha said let going.

"Does she think that you'll get fat?" he asked removing his hand from the peanut butter.

Inuyasha raised his eyebrow. "No she just doesn't like how I get when I eat it."

The guy grinned more. Inuyasha stepped back and walked away almost forgetting his cart. The five guys who had been following him became 34 and after that little Skippy talk, he was REEEEAALLLY freaked out. He waited impatiently and jumpy in line while the guys walking by smiled at him. He was relieved to see a woman working the cash register. She frowned at him, then she rolled her eyes and scoffed. Inuyasha could care less what she had against him. He paid with Kagome's credit card, grabbed the bags and ran. What he didn't expect was that the guys were running after him. He screamed like a girl…which didn't help and kept running. Fortunately, when he tipped over the back of the heels, there was a random black shadow to pull him into the alley and out of danger. When he looked up, he jumped at the sight of a green eye gazing at him.

"Who are you!?" he asked. The shadowy figure grinned.

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That's all for now folks and well its 1:35 now so I guess I won't be making another chappy till later. Hope you enjoyed dis one :D buh bye.