Weeeee finally its summer HOORRAAAY FOR SUMMER!!! Now that I'm not so busy I can continue allll my stories. And I have so many more ideas like ….well idk I wrote them all down on a piece of paper. Anyways I'll be writing much more than usual since I haven't been occupied so yall can start checking my progress more often. Enjoy this chappy of baby Inus!!!
Chapter 4- Trip To The Store Part Two
"Who are you!?"
"I've had many names. Once I was known as Deep Toot then I was known as the artist formerly known as Deep Toot but you can call me Deep Toot." The shadow said.
Inuyasha raised an eyebrow. "Um, okay."
"Anyway why are you dressed as a woman?"
"I'm not dressed like a woman! I just had to put on Kagome's clothes is all."
"…Anyway why are you dressed like a woman."
Inuyasha sighed. He explained everything to her: the kids, the vacation, the babysitting, the food, the Sesshomaru…
"OH NO! SESSHOMARU!" Inuyasha grabbed his hair and pulled. "I didn't give him his pills and the kids can't reach them! He began hyperventilating.
"Wait a minute I have an idea! Why don't you stop hyperventilating and do something about it?!" DT said.
"Wow thanks for that. I know I have to do something but look at me! I look like a woman! Those guys are probably still looking for me!" Inuyasha began hyperventilating again. DT sighed.
"I have another idea, why don't you just take off the girly clothes." DT suggested.
"WHAT?!?! You mean go out naked!?! You're crazy I can't do that!" Inuyasha shouted.
"The looks on those guys faces when they see you will be a real treat…and what about your fangirls? Don't you ever think about them?"
"Did you say fangirls?!" Inuyasha twitched. The word seemed to echo throughout the world and all the anime guys began to twitch and hyperventilate uncontrollably. Lol are we really that bad? … anyways…
"Alright fine I'll get you out of here." DT said.
"How do you plan on doing that?"
"I keep an assortment of different clothes in my alley, see!" It was true. DT had what seemed to be millions of clothes. There were even clothes from the 70s and 80s.
"Hey that looks like one of my kimonos." Inuyasha said pointing into the pile.
"I'll dress up like Darth Vader and then I'll walk you back to your house." DT said putting on the Darth Vader clothes.
"Why don't I just put on my kimono and I can go by myself?" Inuyasha said irritated.
"No way, that would be too easy!" DT said grabbing Inuyasha and dragging him along the sidewalk. All the guys were glaring at them… well they were mostly glaring at and staring at Darth Vader, I mean DT. Suddenly a man walked up to them. He was holding a cell phone and you could tell it wasn't on…because the screen was black and he closed it …
"Hey this is Bob I'm looking for Billy." He started smiling. DT and Inuyasha both raised their eyebrows.
"Oh no not you! Look your friend keeps calling he's looking for you. Tell him to stop would ya it's really annoying when he calls."
"I'M ON THE PHONE BE QUIET IT'S SO RUDE!! Geez Darth Vader why do you hang out with this guy?" then he left.
"You don't know, the power, of the dark side!" DT shouted after him.
"Lets get out of here before some other nut appears." Inuyasha said.
Just then Mr. Peanut came walking by. He gave DT and Inuyasha a bottle of Planters. Inuyasha sighed.
Meanwhile…
The kids had just woken up from their timeless slumber that actually wasn't that timeless after all…
"Daddy Inu is still gone Kikyo!" Sango cried.
"Did we… did we fall asleep?" Kikyo asked.
"We've been sleeping for a whole hour." Koga said pointing at the clock. But Koga wasn't the best counter and he was off by two hours. They'd actually been sleeping three hours.
"Gasp!" Naraku cried out.
"I…I can't stop it…I'm sorry guys… the voices in my head are telling me to be…" Sesshomaru began twitching. Soon he turned into his giant demon dog form!! Oh nose…!
"He's…he's!!!... SO CUTE!!!" Rin shouted happily.
It was true! He looked like a puppy and everyone ran over to pet the puppy.
"Noo you are all supposed to fear me…-" Sesshy growled. Rin scratched behind his ears. Puppy Sesshy rolled on his back and everyone scratched his belly. Awww :D sorry back to Inuyasha!
"Thank goodness we're almost home!" Inuyasha shouted. There were still many guys following them but they seemed to be more fascinated with Darth… I mean DT more now… probably because they had passed by a Star Wars convention.
"I wish these geeks would stop following us." DT groaned.
"It's better than those other guys…sheesh." Inuyasha shuddered.
"Wait Darth Vader, I want your autograph!"
"Can we get out of here…pleeassee??!" DT asked. They instantly began running. Unfortunately, those geeks ran after them, all the way to the house.
"HEY! STAY OUT OF MY HOUSE!!" Inuyasha slammed the door.
"HEY DEREK! CALL JIMMY AND THE TEN MEGA FORCE HUT GANG I KNOW WHERE DARTH VADER LIVES!!! AND TELL EM WE KNOW WHO HIS LIFE PARTNER IS!!!" one of the geeks shouted into his cell phone as he ran away with the other geeks.
"Phew we made it." DT sighed.
"Yea." Inuyasha said.
"Now I can take off this dumb costume." DT said. She removed the Darth Vader costume and all the shadows n stuff. Inuyasha gasped. She was a half dog demon too!!!
TO BE CONTINUED!!!
Wow its been forever since I've done these stories I'm so happy to be writing again yay summer! Sorry if this wasn't as funny I'm still rusty. Hope you enjoyed the chappy more soon. Bye now :D