Weee!! Ceeelllleebrate good times come on! Lol I just finished my first story! Peanut Butter and now I'm on to this one! I hope to finish this up in the next two or three chapters…if not the next one. Depends on how much I write for this one. Anyways enjoy this chappy! Lol this is where the fun begins!

Chapter 5- Puppy Love

Warning: This chapter contains extremely cheesy and corny scenes. .May not be suitable for some fangirls.

"Umm… let me get this straight. You had on a Darth Vader costume, then you had on a bunch of shadows to hide yourself…and now you're wearing this kimono that looks like mine…in fact…it has that mustard stain right there! That IS mine! Where did you get that!?!?!" Inuyasha growled.

"So I dress in layers, and how do you know that I didn't get a mustard stain in the exact same place as you did. This COULD be mine you know…" DT claimed.

"But I'm pretty sure it's not." Inuyasha said.

"Would you take off those clothes already they're starting to irritate me." DT crossed her arms.

"Fine I just need to put the groceries away and wash my kimono." Inuyasha said.

"What are you a stay at home mom?!" DT laughed.

"WHO ARE YOU!?!?!" Kikyo had on her gladiator suit and was pointing her plastic sword at DT.

o.O "Eeeee!" DT jumped back. "WHAT THE!?!"

Inuyasha was in the laundry room. Lol that sounds so funny to me…anyways. He couldn't figure out what all the ruckus was so he finished up and left the laundry room. Heh... the laundry room…

"What are you talking about?" Inuyasha said entering the room DT was in. "OH NO!" O.O

"GET HER OFF ME!!!" Kikyo was hitting DT with the plastic sword and biting her. DT managed to get away from her. Kikyo gave her the evil eye then ran to the room.

"Kikyo!! What did I say about that stupid plastic sword!!!!" Inuyasha yelled after her.

"But she's evil!! But I won't let that stop me! I SMELL FEAR ON HER!" Kikyo shouted from the room.

"Geez. Are you alright?" Inuyasha asked helping DT up.

"So you do have kids then. But you never told me that one was a lunatic!" DT said brushing herself off.

"It's not my fault…I'm just babysitting." Inuyasha said. But suddenly DT tripped. Kikyo had left a trap for her. Luckily Inuyasha was there to catch her. Time seemed to stop. DT was looking into Inuyasha's eyes. She never noticed how beautifully yellow his eyes were and his hair! It was so long and silver and he had the cutest puppy dog ears she'd ever seen. And he…he noticed how beautiful a shade of pink her eyes were and how they glowed in the light. Her hair was even longer than his and a dark blue. Unfortunately for them, the kids were watching but they didn't seem to notice. They were lost in each other eyes until…

"Um…!" DT stuttered. She pushed away from Inuyasha. "Sorry."

At this point Inuyasha was blushing the deepest red you can think of. "Um… it's okay."

They smiled at each other, then Inuyasha invited her to sit down on the couch and watch T.V with him. Meanwhile the kids were gagging and making weird faces and giggling and stuff. They returned to their room and closed the door.

"This girl is pretty pathetic. I think if we band together we can take her out." Kikyo announced. She was standing before the kids again.

"Are you sure this is a good idea?" Ginta asked.

"Of course it is! She's planning on taking over Inuyasha! We must destroy her before it's too late!!" Kikyo slammed her fist on the bed.

"What are we going to do?" Hakaku asked.

"Yea we're just kids." Miroku added.

"I know! We can throw Kagome's plates at her!" Koga suggested.

"But how are we going to get in the kitchen? She's blocking it." Kikyo pointed out.

"We'll have to use what's around us then." Shippo said knowingly.

"I have my staff." Jaken said.

"I'm the Wind Warrior! I can use my hand." Miroku held up his hand.

"I'm 1337 54ng0!! Ph34r my 800m3r4ng!!!" Sango said proudly. "OMFG D00d I R t3h UBER 1337 R0XX0RZ LOL!! Nobody can beat me! Plus I have Kirara."

"This will be the greatest victory ever. By nights end we will all be drunk with it!!" Kikyo said. The kids cheered.

Meanwhile…

"So um…did you hurt yourself when you tripped?" Inuyasha asked.

"Weelllll…" DT started. It does hurt a little. I think I might have twisted it. Would you rub it for me?

Inuyasha raised his eyebrow a tad but he began rubbing her foot.

Time passes…

Time passes…

"Oh Johnny! I know our love will last forever!"

"Oh Sally! Nothing will ever change how I feel about you!"

"Oh Johnny!"

"Oh Sally!"

"Oh Johnny!"

"Oh Sally!"

"Oh Johnny!"

"Oh Sally!"

"Oh Johnny!"

"Oh Sally!"

"Oh Johnny!"

"Oh Sally!"

This is THE MOST annoying soap I have ever seen, Inuyasha thought.

"Oh Inuyasha!" DT said.

Oh no…

"Thanks for watching this with me." DT looked so happy.

"Yea, sure." Inuyasha said.

"There's uh… something I wanted to tell you." DT said inching closer to Inuyasha.

"Um…"

Suddenly Inuyasha realized something. DT had him pinned to the couch! He was completely terrified! There was nothing he could do! She was too powerful! But at that moment Ginta and Hakaku was spying on them. Kikyo had sent them in to observe DT's activities. They returned to the room to tell her everything.

"She has him pinned?!! He can't escape. The time to attack is now! We have to save Daddy Inu! Rin, you and Sesshy stay here. He hasn't taken his pills so he shouldn't fight. You need to stay here and keep him safe just in case."

"Okay." Rin and Sesshomaru said. They hid in the toy chest.

'Come on gang!" Kikyo put on her gladiator helmet and grabbed her sword. She went to her mount (Kirara), got on and led her team to the living room.

"Unhand him fiend!!"

Weee the end. Lol well I've figured it out. I think I'm going to finish this in the next chapter if not …well it all depends XD anyways I hope yall enjoyed this chappy. More soon! Ta peepz!!