Ok lol I'm sorta supposed to be writing a chapter for Anime Breakdown right now but I'm still trying to avoid it lol it's the one chapter I sorta don't wanna do but I'm gunna do it anyway!!! And well the only reason I sorta don't wanna do it is cuz the person who asked me to add her in scares me o.O;;; don't tell her I said that. Anyways ENJOY THIS CHAPPY!!!

Chapter 6- Epic Battle

Kikyo had led her team of babies to the living. They had no fear in their hearts. They were going to save Inuyasha from this strange monster that liked annoying soap operas. Oh Johnny Oh Sally…I'm sorry… Anyways. Kirara turned into her big form as they entered the living room. Inuyasha was sweating like crazy and the look upon his face was of terror and anguish. When they gazed upon him in such a horrible state, their anger rose and they knew that they must be strong to defeat this menace and save Daddy Inu! Um I mean Inuyasha!

"You there! Strange girl! Unhand Daddy Inu right now!" Kikyo pointed her sword at DT again. "Unhand him this minute or we will be forced to strike you down!"

"No Kikyo! Don't!" Inuyasha yelled. "She's just-"

"Don't worry Daddy Inu we're strong enough to defeat her! Charge!"

Kikyo took to the skies with Kirara while the others ran at DT. DT, not aware of what was about to happen to her, decided to ignore the kids and keep Inuyasha pinned.

"Ok guys just like we planned!" Kikyo shouted from the skies…I mean the ceiling.

Koga ran past everyone and jumped on DT's back. He pulled her hair making her let go of Inuyasha. Ginta and Hakaku grabbed Inuyasha's arms and pulled. Miroku used his wind tunnel and Kagura used the wind to help pull him off the couch. Koga was still wrestling with DT, brave soul. Ginta, Hakaku, Miroku and Kagura dragged Inuyasha away and threw him into the kitchen. For some reason they tied him to the fridge. I guess they didn't want him to try and be a hero while they battled DT.

Kikyo saw that Koga was having a rough time keeping DT under control so she and Kirara went to go get him. When Koga was safely on Kirara, Kagome came riding on lil Inuyasha's back. She shot one of her arrows (they were actually the suction cup ones) at DT and she hit her square in the mouth. DT was really freaked out and she didn't understand why she was being attacked by toys and little hands. Suddenly there was a sharp pain on her foot. Was it true that she'd actually twisted her ankle? NO!! It was Shippo. Even though he was maybe just a little scared he knew that he could make a difference. He used his fox magic to multiply and then all of him bit at once on DT's foot. It startled her so much that she actually tripped.

"What did I do to deserve this?!?!?!" DT screamed.

Meanwhile…

"Sesshy I'm worried. What if they're losing?" Rin said. "We should go help them."

"Kikyo gave us strict orders to stay here. I haven't had my pills… … … … …I like pudding…" Sesshomaru was losing it again.

"Come on Sesshy! Keep it together!" Rin pulled Sesshomaru's ear.

"Ow!"

"Don't worry…I have a plan."

Meanwhile…

"R04R I R T3H 1337 PWNZ0R!!!" Sango ran at DT and whacked her on the head with her leet boomerang.

Kikyo knew that she couldn't just hang around in the air while her comrades fought alone. She let Koga off on the couch then went in for the kill. She jumped off of Kirara at the right moment and landed on DT's back. DT cried out in fear. It was obvious that Kikyo was the leader so she expected a really BAD beating. Instead Kikyo didn't hit her at all. She grabbed DT's hair and tied it to her feet and around her legs. When DT growled at this Kikyo bailed on Kirara. Miroku, Ginta, Hakaku and Kagura came in from tying Inuyasha up. They were happy to see that their comrades were doing well.

"Come on guys! Victory is at hand! Now for the finishing blow! FORMATION!!!!" Kikyo ordered.

Everyone got in their place. It was perfect timing too! DT had managed to get up but she wasn't used to having her hair tied to her feet so she couldn't really move. Miroku stood really close to her while Kagura stood a little in front of him. Lil Inuyasha stood a ways away facing Kagura. Kikyo and Kirara went to the left of Miroku while Koga went to the right of Kagura. Jaken stood next to Inuyasha. The rest of the gang stood a ways back in hidden spots but close enough to see what was going on.

"Everyone ready?!" Kikyo called.

"Ready!"

"Inuyasha, Jaken, NOW!!!"

Jaken powered up his staff's fire while Inuyasha looked for the Scar of the Wind. When he found it, him and Jaken simultaneously let all of their fire power out. Koga ran to get Kagura out of the way while Miroku opened his wind tunnel to make the blasts come faster. Before the blasts could strike, Kikyo swooped down and got him out of there. Of course, these blasts were pretty small since they were just kids. To DT they felt like a bunch of little pinches landing on her body. She couldn't take any more of this. She fell, but she was quick. She untied her hair then ran for the door. Unfortunately, Rin and Sesshomaru came out. Rin was riding on the puppy Sesshomaru.

"Come on Sesshy! She's getting away!" Rin yelled.

Sesshomaru ran over to DT and jumped just high enough. Before she could leave out of the door he bit her in the butt. She screamed and ran like it was a marathon. The kids cheered! They had won! And thanks to Rin and Sesshomaru, they knew DT would never come back again. They went to check on Inuyasha who was afraid of all the noises that were coming from the living room. He didn't know what was going on but it probably wasn't good. The kids untied him and took off the blind fold.

"The blind fold wasn't part of the plan." Kikyo said throwing the blind fold that was actually someone's diaper away.

"We wanted him to be extra safe." Kagura said.

"Great thinking guys."

"Eh…this…is…bad isn't it…?" Inuyasha got up in a trance. He had been ambushed by a bunch of kids, tied to a fridge and he had a dirty diaper put over his eyes. Why?! "What did you do to her?"

The kids told Inuyasha everything while he twitched in silence just listening hoping it was all a prank. He realized that it wasn't when he went outside. He could still hear DT screaming.

"Oh no…you guys! She wasn't trying to kill me! She wanted to tell me a joke…that for some reason required her to whisper it. It sounded pretty strange in the beginning but then it got funny." Inuyasha told them.

"But, we saw that look on your face! The author wrote it in the beginning see! '. Inuyasha was sweating like crazy and the look upon his face was of terror and anguish.' " Kikyo pointed out.

"I was sweating so much because I was trying to hold in my laughter. I wasn't afraid or anything, maybe you guys were seeing things. It was reeeaaally funny and I thought you guys were sleeping so I didn't want to wake you up with my laughter." Inuyasha sighed. These kids were all a bunch of psychos. Oh well he thought. What could he do?

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The End! OF the ePIc Battle!! Lolz I hope you enjoyed guys I tried really hard this time :P lolz I've decided to add just one more short lil chappy on the end. So this story is almost done!!! YYYEESSSS!!! More chappies soon! Ta peeooopleezzz:D