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Yami AJ: I'll keep the rambling short for this chapter, I don't want you to become annoyed and leave. ORO! : climbs on horse and rides away::tramples Mariah and Hilary: ummm…WOOOPSY!
Disclaimer I own Beyblades, what kind of question is that? See, look at my show points
Kai:wearing tight leather pants and dancing on platformtakes off tight vest:
Reiwaves a five around and is shirtless TAKE IT OFFFFFFFFFF!
Kaismirks and gives Rei a lap
dance:
Brooklynwearing same tight
leather pantstouches a paper and it catches fire, drop of
water falls on him and makes 'hissing' sound Does this
mean I'm hot?
Talaruns over Mariah with his ultra shiny motorbike Don't waste my time…YOU! glares at writhing Mariah
Tyson and Maxplaying strip breathing Every time you breathe you take off a piece of clothing o.o;;;
Yami AJ: OK I DON'T OWN IT, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUB IT IN! LIGHTS! :goes black:
LET IT RIP!!!
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The Secret Life of Kai Hiwatari………
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Chapter Two: Sunday Drives…..
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"We had pancakes yesterday," Max reminded Tyson.
"WELL, YOU'LL HAVE THEM AGAIN AND LIKE THEM!" Tyson screamed.
I, Kai Hiwatari, sat in the kitchen, waiting for the human vacuum-cleaner to finish reading the instructions on a box of pancake mix. It was his turn to make breakfast…oh joy, a pleasant morning of burnt toast, charred bacon, soggy cereal, funky milk, stuck omelets or a beeping smoke alarm. Tala was mumbling to himself, arms crossed as he stood on my shoulder, eyebrow currently raised in doubt. Brooklyn on the other hand sat with his legs crossed, back straight and eyes closed as he meditated…it was pleasant to see him dressed in his usual white outfit, bunny slippers not included.
Nothing was really going on other than Rei's display of magnificence as he sat with his face down on the table, his stomach growling as he moaned miserably, Max's exhibit of unwavering cuteness, his face still able to make puppies go 'awww, how cute' as he threatened to chop of Tyson's arm and eat that if the blue-haired blader didn't finish soon, and Tyson's presentation of his non-existent culinary skills as he poured lumpy batter into a pan….and there was my constant release of greatness and all around 'BETTER THAN YOU -UNLESS YOUR NAME IS REI KON-'ness.
I sat at the table and contemplated my existence; why was I here? What was my destiny? Would I ever be happy? Why was Tyson on fire…..? I watched as Tyson ran around the kitchen, climbed onto the counter that separated the kitchen from the living room, knocked a plate to the floor, screamed for his grandfather and ran into the downstairs bathroom, edge of his boxers on fire.
Max and Rei stared at each other probably thinking 'God, he's sad,' or 'That MINIMAL intelligence and MILD skill must come in bursts'; but even if they were thinking those things they rushed after Tyson.
"I NEVER WANTED TO DIE IN A FLAMING BALL OF BLUE HAIRED GLORY!" Tyson cried before the shower was turned on. Tyson won't die in a blue haired ball of glory; one, because his hair would be black and charred if he has any left, and two, what glory? He screamed as the fire was put out.
"Yay," Tala snorted, Brooklyn asking why I hadn't attempted to assist.
I stared at him and he looked at me innocently with a smile…he was slightly creepy…
"To assist I need energy, which comes from food. When he makes my breakfast I'll consider a-" I began, stopping when Max walked in.
"He's saved," Max said, left side of his body wet. He pushed his hair out of his face and sighed. Rei walked back in, throwing himself onto the chair followed by a wet Tyson. I stared at the burnt patch of his Yu-Gi-Oh boxers and one word came to mind 'Sad.'
"NOOOOO!" Tyson screamed, grabbing his lethal looking pancake off the burner. Rei was staring at the food magnets on the fridge with an open mouth as Tyson tried to chisel his creation from the pan.
"Just forget it," Max said, steering his friend to his seat as he set off making a totally original dish; waffles. I love Max's waffles they're so light and fluffy and he makes some with fruit and….
Brooklyn looked at me, giving me the 'do you want to work for FoodTV' look. I scowled quickly coming up with a reason why I think about waffles. Training is the key to success and a major part of training is diet…yeah that sounds good. Max worked quickly, presenting everyone with three waffles, Rei thanking him politely.
"I'll make this up, I'll cook on your day," Tyson offered, chewing some strawberry and waffle.
My eye twitched as Max looked at him in horror. "No Tyson, you REALLY, REALLY don't have to…please don't," Max pleaded. Tyson began mumbling that no one appreciated him around here as Max attempted to assure him he was much needed.
Rei was hungry but he took his time to eat, after all, Rei strived for perfection and table manners were included. Tyson left Max spewing reasons why they needed him as he pulled a can of whipped cream from the fridge. Rei watched it hungrily, rapidly taking the can and burying his waffles under a pile of white. Max stared. Tyson stared.
"You finished it, Rei," Tyson said sadly.
"Sorry," Rei apologized, looking up from his plate the tip of his nose and upper lip totally white.
"You're a tourist on a tropical island right?" Tyson said. "That's sun block."
"No, he's Santa," Max said. Rei smiled when he saw his reflection in a spoon. His smile is so beautiful.
"Wow, who looks dumb now?" he said, shaking his head.
"Tyson," I blurted out. Tala held in a laugh, Brooklyn smiled…but then again he was always smiling. Max and Rei attempted to hold back the laughter that threatened to escape them.
Tyson looked at me with shifty eyes. What did he think he was doing? Did he honestly believe that that weak glare could faze me, Kai Hiwatari? "Very funny, Kai," he mumbled. Of course it was funny, I said it. He turned on the small TV in the kitchen, intently watching the Skittles advert. Rei got up and looked around for a tissue or something else to clean his face with. He could have asked me to clean it; I would have done it willingly….WAIT NO I WOULDN'T! NO! I, Kai Hiwatari, had no time for anyone… not even my muses. Brooklyn and Tala tossed their hair on queue.
"Look," Max said pointing to the television. I looked at the screen out of the corner of my eye. "A Circus!" Max's peppy bowl just overflowed as he got up and touched the screen. Rei looked at Max with a blank expression as Tyson did his famous chipmunk imitation, stuffing his cheeks with food.
"What's your point?" Rei asked.
"Do you want to go?" Tyson inquired, nearly choking.
"OF COURSE!" Max shouted. I blanked out as our resident blonde babbled about the beauty of the big-top.
"The circus," Tala mumbled. "You'll be right at home there Kai."
"How did you come to that conclusion," Brooklyn asked with crossed arms.
"The circus is a home for freaks and oddities… two words that describe Hiwatari best." A vein throbbed in the back of my head, but it didn't matter; the Tala on my shoulder was merely a figment of my imagination and therefore its opinions held no weight what so ever. "He could easily be a clown as he already has the face paint…or he could an acrobat, he's good at doing back flips."
"I think you'd be wonderful on the trapeze, Kai. The acts on the trapeze often tell a wonderful story," Brooklyn said finger on his chin. Although Brooklyn was always smiling, he had this look of concentration that made you wonder what that smile was hiding…. "My smile hides nothing but my teeth Kai."
"Stop doing that," I mumbled as quietly as possible out of the corner of my mouth, Rei standing with his arms crossed as Tyson and Max gave reasons why we should all venture to the circus.
"What?"
"Going into my head."
"I'm sorry, Hiwatari."
Tala snorted again. "Your lips hide your teeth, not your smile," he said to Brooklyn.
Brooklyn's happy face did not quiver. "Your smile is your lips curved upwards, so your argument has no substance as your smile is simply your lips in the different position." If possible Brooklyn became more cheery looking; he enjoyed a challenge.
"I don't think I want to go to the circus…" Rei trailed off. Why should he want to? The circus is horrible…all those little children, smelly animals, freakish drag queens – I mean clowns, twistable people and other people who couldn't get a real job.
"That's no true. Being part of a circus is very difficult. You have to know about physics and limitations of the human body, animals and be able to co-ordinate routines," Brooklyn said in defensive of the circus folk. "It's harder than you think."
"I don't care," I mumbled.
"I think you should go, you might enjoy it…after all you'll see freaks such as yourself there," Tala said with a smirk, eyes closed. My fist tightened, Tala giving a bored 'hn' and he jumped to the table. His lips curled defiantly, he was testing my patience. "Freak." My fist hit the table before I could stop it, the paint-sniffing induced figure gliding away.
Representatives of Japan, China and America turned to look at me. "Bug!" Brooklyn said to me.
"There was a bug on the table," I said calmly not making eye contact as I pulled my hand away. There was a dent in the table, Tyson telling me that I better become a carpenter if I couldn't control myself.
"Missed," Tala said from my shoulder. I chose to ignore him; I definitely preferred the presence of Brooklyn.
"Hurry," Max said as he loaded his plate into the dishwasher. "We're going to the circus!"
Rei shrugged as he departed up the stairs and Tyson ran into the living room. I hated Tala, but I loathed whoever started the circus.
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The platform was suddenly illuminated as a black haired bishounen climbed upon it. His long hair was in a plait that fell down his back, a silver streak running through his tresses. An ankle long, black leather jacket with red lining and straps billowed behind him in the mysterious wind. His black boots were also of leather and matched his tight, leather pants. He extended a hand expertly, the trapeze swinging towards him from the dark. His eyes sprang open, golden orbs focused yet mischievous. Loud, foreboding music began to play, a smirk gracing his features. Several onlookers screamed and fainted from his sheer splendor as he began, holding the metal bar and taking off with a mighty swing.
The light followed his perfect form, the music growing louder and more dangerous as the opposite platform lit up revealing one of the most talented people to ever touch the trapeze; me, Kai Hiwatari. Many gasped as I took two steps back, ran to the end of the platform and took off into the air, my white robe flowing behind me. He caught my wrists as he hung upside down by his knees, sharp teeth bared as he threw me high into the air once again. Another scream of horror as my robe briefly caught fire, falling away to reveal clothes that mirrored those of my partner with the colours inverted.
The wind was cold as it caressed my face, eyes darting open as I stared at the one opposite me. He extended a hand that I could not help but take, our fingers intertwining instantly.
"I've always got your back, Kai," he whispered on the long fall down.
"Same here, Kon," I replied. We fell with our arms extended and fingers together, staring at each other as if it were all we could do. He pulled his arm back, drawing me closer to him and capturing my lips in his. He kissed me softly our eyes closed in unmatched bliss as silence rang around us.
My eyes shot open as an unwelcome cold washed over us, and our lips ceased to touch, water as far as the eye could see. Rei didn't let go of my hand and I couldn't help but hold on tighter. I didn't want to blink…I didn't want him to disappear…
My body grew numb as he pushed me away and drifted off into the blue, hand reaching out to me although he and been the one who seemingly denied it…it continued to grow cold…so cold...
"It was an accident……." Tyson moaned. What was Tyson's problem now? Well other than his bad hair, uncontrollable eating habits, lack of manners….forget it I could go on all day.
"Kai's taking it fairly well…" Max whispered from the back seat next to Tyson. What was I, Kai Hiwatari, taking well?
"The large coke that Tyson somehow managed to tip in your lap when Rei went over a speed bump," Brooklyn informed me quickly. Oh ok……TYSON THAT FOOL!
"TYSON YOU FOOL!" I growled, turning back and glaring at him. I gave him the mild super glare, a glare that could make tattoo covered bikers whimper. It didn't fail. Tyson sniffed. Ha.
"Should I pull over so you can try and make yourself look like you haven't wet yourself?" Rei asked. Rei's dry humor would have stung except I knew he was joking…or did I really look like I wet myself? At least my pants were black.
"NO!" Max yelled, pushing Tyson's head to the side. "WE'LL MISS THE OPENING ACT! IT STARTS AT ONE AND IT'S ALREADY TWELVE FOURTEEN!" Max seemed a bit obsessed with the circus. "DRIVE KON, DRIVE! DON'T LET OLD PEOPLE CROSS THE ROAD YOU HEAR ME?" Ok, he's very obsessed.
"I don't understand…" Tyson mumbled. "WHY ARE YOU ONLY DRIVING AT FORTY MILES PER HOUR REI! YOU'RE WASTING TIME!" Is Max's obsession like some kind of fungus?
I stared at my lap which was covered in pieces of ice and remnants of a slushy coke.
"This day just keeps on getting better," Tala said happily.
"I'm not staying like this, pull over," I grumbled to Rei.
Tyson was having a tantrum in the backseat…disturbing yet strangely amusing. Ha hahhahahhahaha, ok that's enough mental laughing for today. Rei pulled over, attempting to tell Max and Tyson that there was plenty of time left. I put my window down, throwing chunks of ice out of the window one by one just to annoy the one who had done this to me.
"Rei, help Kai…….HE'S TOO SLOW!" Tyson yelled. Rei sighed.
"I don't see what's so good about the circus," the neko-jin mumbled as he reached over and picked up a piece of ice from my lap. Rei spoke but I heard few of his words as my hand automatically moved from my lap to the window.
Brooklyn gasped before chuckling, Tala smirking from behind his hand. Rei threw the last piece of ice out the window before placing a small towel in my lap. Wow….if having icy cold drinks tipped in my lap equaled having Rei's hand down there then I think I'll start buying Tyson slushies on the most bumpy rides ever…NO! WAIT! No, I, Kai Hiwatari, hate Rei Kon touching me. I repeated this line over and over again in my head glaring at Rei for added effect.
The ride was all but silent as our black Toyota Sequoia SR5 cruised along. Not very energy efficient of us to be driving a fuel chomping car when we could be driving our smaller Corolla, but the Sequoia was bigger and more menacing…and it did have three rows of possible seating, a moon roof , DVD screen in the second row, top bike rack –that still held Tyson's bike- and GRPS system… if my unmatched blading skills and superior intelligence somehow failed I could always become a car salesman…not like that would ever happen.
Rei gave a sigh as Tyson sang 'Holla Back Girl', Max sweatdropped, eye twitching as Tyson sang EVEN MORE out of key, and I on the other hand, stared into the glass of my window. Nothing beyond the glass captivated me like what it reflected. I realized that I was doing nothing more than watch Rei drive and blink but it was a better use of my time than anything else I could currently do…except for maybe cure world hunger, save the rainforest, find a cure for cancer and AIDS, unite the nations of the word for peace and fix the ozone layer. What was I thinking?
Those things aren't that important.
We drove along a stretch of rain slicked road, tall grass growing thickly on all sides. Tyson was now singing 'Bring me to Life'…he was killing the song.
"Ok, first we have to get snacks, then maybe we'll have time to look at the elephants and other attractions before the main show," Max said brightly. "Then we can get really good seats that let us see everything. I can sense your excitement!" Tyson pumped a fist in the sky; Rei gave a half-hearted smile and said 'yeah…sure.'
I didn't do anything; I wasn't going to pretend I wanted to be in an oversized tent watching people jump around. "Hey, turn up that song," Tyson requested. Huh? Huh? Huh? Was he ordering me around? "Come on, Kai!"
"No," I said bluntly. Tyson reached forward, stretching his seatbelt to reach the volume control.
I hadn't looked away from the window, not having time to understand what was going on as Rei's eyes widened. There was a screech of tires as the car spun around, Rei spinning the wheel quickly, shifting gears and bringing the car to a halt.
Tyson was panting like a smoking old woman, Max clutching his seat for dear life. Brooklyn stood silent as if nothing had happened at all, leaning forward to stare at a stone-faced Tala. I quickly checked my own face; good, perfectly emotionless and smooth to boot.
"Is everyone alright?" Rei asked calmly. His hands were shaking as he held the steering wheel, his knuckles turning white beneath his gloves.
"What happened?" Max asked.
Rei pointed to the road. A white cat sat on the side, tail stiff and raised. WHAT?
"YOU NEARLY LET US DIE FOR A CAT?" Tyson barked.
Rei shot him a cold look and pointing to the other side where a small girl stood. Rei undid his seatbelt and opened his door, crossing the road and kneeling next to her. Max and Tyson followed.
"Rei is an excellent driver," Brooklyn said. "Your Sequoia might have flipped if he hadn't handled it so well."
"Pity Tyson wasn't driving," Tala mumbled.
"What is your problem?" Brooklyn questioned, a shred of annoyance in his tone. Tala did not respond.
"Tala hates me," I mumbled bluntly. "One more thing I really don't care about." Brooklyn shrugged.
I decided to get out of the car, not because I, Kai Hiwatari, really care about the safety of a stranger but because I needed to stretch my legs. I crossed the road and looked at the girl who looked around seven.
"She ran away from home," Max informed me.
"Where does she live?" I asked, trying not to sound interested.
"Her family moves a lot, that's why she ran away," Tyson said. "She lives at THE CIRCUS!" This is messed up, it's a little too coincidental…I bet Max planned this, how far was he going to go to make sure we got to the circus? Was he going to make us win the lottery and the money could only be claimed at the circus, or give us a sickness that could only be cured AT THE CIRCUS….
Ok, perhaps he didn't put the girl there….or did he….
Maybe he also gave me the paint to sniff; to induce Tala and Brooklyn….he probably passed the paint off as tea or an incense stick. What's Max's agenda? I bet he had a secret life filled with twisted plots and diabolical schemes…he thinks he can hide it but I can see that behind the cuteness is EVIL. It's all a warped ploy….
Maybe not…
"I don't want to go back," the girl whined.
"Your folks are probably missing you," Tyson said. She sniffed.
"You'll start to miss them too," Rei told her. "We're going to the circus, you can come with us."
She stared. "Well….I'm not supposed to get into cars with strangers but I've seen you before. You're Bladers." Oh! So she's not as useless as I thought. She babbled about how she was a huge Beyblading fan and how the Beybrakers were her favourite team of all time.
"So, who's your favourite?" Tyson questioned giving a huge grin.
"Rei Kon is my favourite," she said with a sigh, hugging Rei around the waist. Rei sweatdropped.
THAT DUMB COW! "She's just a kid, Hiwatari," Tala said. I glared at him and seethed. Dranzer came from nowhere and ate her in a single bite, Rei falling into my arms and kissing me passionately… ok that didn't happen, well the first part did….no it didn't…
Stupid child. I bet her parents dumped her.
"We have a flat tire," Max said. "We must have run over something in all that spinning…"
"It's my fault," Rei said already going to get the spare and jack. "I'll fix it." I watched him out of the corner of my eye, why was he so perfect? It wasn't his fault, for the tire, not the being perfect. It was the fault of THAT GIRL….and if it wasn't her fault it was Tyson's fault, just because he's there….
"Want help?" I offered. "Your weakness will probably waste time." I was lying, he wasn't weak at all…. He smiled up at me. There should have been a 'ching' sound.
"You don't have to," Rei said. I knelt beside him and helped him with his task.
"You're Kai Hiwatari," the girl said in her annoying little voice, rocking back and forth in her little pink shoes and smiling her little creepy smile.
"Really? I never noticed," I mumbled. Rei gave a small laugh. She looked at me not catching the sarcasm. I didn't tell her I was being sarcastic, she should have had enough of a brain to figure it out.
I wished all four tires had blown out once we finished; changing the tire had allowed me many times to accidentally brush against Rei. The girl cheered her little festering cheer and climbed into the car to sit between Max and Tyson.
She talked and talked and talked making me want to throw her out the window. Even the usually peppy Max looked ready to beat himself with a stick if it meant he didn't have to hear her chattering about blading and incorrect recollection of battles and bladers.
"And when Rei went against Kai that one time and used his birdie on the kitty," she rambled. BIRDIE! DRANZER IS A PHEONIX! IGNORANT CHILD! TRIX ARE FOR KIDS! Poor rabbit, I bet it's so hungry…I mean, IGNORANT CHILD!
"You can actually see Bit Beasts?" Max asked surprised.
She giggled. "What are Bit Beasts?" she questioned. Tyson's lip twitched and he continued to bang his head against the window. Max explained sounding like Kenny as he told her. "No I can't see them; this girl in the store I was in was watching it with me. She drew pictures of them…one looked like a tiger thingy and the other was a birdie."
Rei's eye was twitching. "We're here," he said with great relief. Max and Tyson peeled their foreheads from their windows.
"FINALLY!" they cheered. The girl smiled her little creepy smile, sniffed her little sniff, and climbed onto the ground in her little pink shoes. She said goodbye and ran away towards the large, multicolored tent. It was like a nightmare, colorful balloons, pony-tailed horses, bearded ladies and clown. My skin crawled as I saw them at the entrance selling tickets.
I wanted to set Dranzer on them…they're creepy. Everyone thinks it, but no one says it. "So…." Rei began.
"Food!" Max said. He ran through the multitudes of people towards one of the many cotton-candy stands. "Four please, you can hold these Tyson." Tyson held the four cones, eating them before anyone could stop him. Rei, Max and I took our own food as we went to the hotdog stand, Ice-cream stand, toffee apples, drinks, popcorn and more food than we really needed. "Next!"
Max sprinted off again; had be been a circus guide or something? He knew where everything was. He stopped abruptly, Tyson running into him due to his inability to control his legs. "No time!" Max said quickly. "Now. Tent. Find. Seat."
The circus had obviously taken away Max's ability to speak in complete sentences. The blonde ran ahead, running up a few stairs, grinning at the person dressed up in a rabbit costume. Brooklyn smiled as he looked over my shoulder at the rabbit as we climbed down the isle and looked for seats in the front row.
"Max," Tyson said. "It's only ten to one."
"Early. Must be. Sit. Wait." Max sat down first, Tyson plopping down next to him. Rei sighed as he sat.
"Wouldn't it have been just as good to get a seat higher up?" Rei asked. "We would still be able to see."
"Effect…not. The same."
I looked at the seat. It wasn't covered in gum like I expected it to be. The tent filled in a few minutes, a large, orange haired woman sitting beside me. The entrance was close when the tent was full, the lights going out before a spotlight appeared, not on a person but on a tiger.
"Where's the ringleader?" Tyson whispered.
"They're starting with a bang…..I guess?" Max whispered back.
Rei was paying full attention to the tiger show, Tyson was watching with wide eyes asking why there was no protective barrier around the audience. Max and Tyson were laughing as the clowns performed, Rei watching with a small smile as I ate absent mindedly.
Cotton Candy was great tasting….I bet that's how Rei tastes even better…NO! NASTY! I, Kai Hiwatari, didn't care about how Kon would taste, because tasting him would break my three foot distance policy.
I started paying attention when the show was nearly finished, the fire catching my eye. It was a magician who had nearly finished his act. He lit a line on fire, people gasping as the fire climbed up the line to light up a rung around the top of the tent. All the lights went out again before quickly illuminating the set filled stage.
"How do they do that so fast?" someone asked from behind be.
That was a dumb question. They did it so fast by not doing it slowly.
The stage had been decorated to look slightly dark with a dark castle and small houses with mist floating into the audience, several people dressed in hooded robes moving slowly through the mist. Someone appeared on the platform, clutching the trapeze firmly. They stood dressed in a black cape with red lining and a black pair of pants and shirt. Black petals rained from above. Dark music played in the background, growing louder as he took off…HEY. The people in the circus were stealing from my daydreams…..this proved my theory that circus folk are evil.
Another person stood on the opposite platform dressed in a ragged dress, white petals drifting from above as the pair swung together. There was a universal gasp as she let go and he caught her, everyone gave a sigh of relief; she was after all working without a net. I stared through the whole performance eyes widening on the final moments where the music became sadder and more desperate. He held her and she smiled, letting go of him and falling.
Unexpected huge gasp one.
The music stopped and he let go falling after her.
Unexpected gasp two.
The lights went out and a soft melody played, two red roses lit up by the white spotlight. The robe figures drifted away, the music ending sadly.
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"What do you mean you don't understand any of the trapeze performance?" Max asked as we returned home.
"The Count Dracula guy was swinging her around…then he swung two other girls around…one of the other girls tries to stab him….the she swung with another guy," Tyson said, recalling the performance in explosive detail. Hahhahaha, that mental sarcasm was funny. Ok time to stop, ok just one more. Ha.
"I thought it was great," Rei said. "The end was fantastic."
"What was so good about it? What was the story?"
"The man is a vampire, he captures the girl and bites her but doesn't kill her. She falls in love with him and she believes he loves her back, but he bites more girls and begins to treat them better than her. So, she runs away and goes with someone else who she believes will love her. Then, one of the other girls tries to kill the vampire and he realizes that she was the one who really loved him, and that he loves her. The one who the girl is with does love her, but she can't love him the way she should, so she decides to return to the vampire. She is attacked by the one she left and the girl that tried to kill the vampire and injured….the vampire kills them and is with her as she dies. And when she dies he knows that they were meant to be together and decides to die too," I explained. Brooklyn nodded. Tyson's mouth hung slightly open.
"Wow….that was beautiful….." he said in awe.
"You were really paying attention," Rei said with a smile.
"I told you that you'd love the circus," Max reminded me.
"I never said that I loved the circus," I mumbled harshly.
Max and Tyson vividly went over everything that had happened as if Rei and I hadn't been there ourselves.
"When the magician slammed his assistant in the iron maiden and opened it and she was gone, that was so cool," Tyson said as Max unlocked the front door. "Hey…what are we going to eat for dinner?"
"We'll order pizza," Rei said as he removed his shoes.
"Why not order one now?"
"It's not five yet," Max said.
"So?" Tyson picked up the cordless phone and picked a number on speed dial "Hey Domino's Pizza," Tyson said brightly. "Two large onions and olives and garlic powder." Tyson may be a pig but not even he could eat that.
"What are you saying?" Rei questioned.
"Just kidding. Make them large, with no toppings except that funky blue cheese. Do you do that?" Tyson must have been sniffing some of the paint that Max secretly left around.
"Give me the phone," Max said, holding out his hand. Tyson shuffled away.
"So, you do the blue cheese, huh?"
Rei grabbed the phone with Tyson with no fuss thanks to his agility. "Cancel that," he said into the phone. "We'll have extra cheese, chicken-"
"Can you put chocolate on a pizza?" Tyson shouted, grabbing the phone.
"Ignore him," Max said taking it.
"As I was saying," Rei mumbled. "Extra c-"
"MINE!" Tyson screeched. He threw himself forward and missed. Tyson was such a dummyhead. WHAT WASTHIS? My powers of insulting are slipping to seven year old standards!
"Extra cheese, c-" Tyson grabbed Rei and pulled him to the floor, pulling Max down as the blonde attempted to take the phone.
"MINE!" they shouted, pulling the electronic item in all directions. Max bit Tyson in the arm, the cap wearing brunette pushing Rei. Rei bit Tyson in the arm.
Tyson that lucky bastard.
"I'M BLEEDING REI! YOU ANIMAL!" Tyson yelled. "MAX YOU VICIOUS BEAST! YOU TWO SICKEN ME!" They gave him a blank stare before running with the phone. "NEVER!" he screamed, jumping up and tackling them on top of me.
I was simply an innocent bystander. No where is same anymore.
Rei had fallen on top of me with Max and Tyson on him. He had his hand to the right of my head to stop him from falling totally on me. Our noses were nearly touching as he said he would hurt Tyson, my arms pinned to my sides.
"NO BLUE CHEESE!" Max shouted into the phone. Tyson flailed around, Rei's arm collapsing under their weight.
"How lucky,' Tala mumbled in amusement. "Ohhhhh." Brooklyn commented on how Tala was acting like by big brother, Tala saying there was no way he could be related to me.
Rei's body was pressed hard against mine, arm out next to my head as his head lay almost on my shoulder. His other arm was trapped between our bodies and I could feel his fingers moving slowly as he tried to get his hand out. I could feel his breath on my ear and I, Kai Hiwatari, blushed, extraordinarily happy that Max and Tyson were too busy acting stupid to notice me. My eyes closed as I felt his smooth skin against my face, his hair brushing my neck.
"Kai," Rei whispered. I shivered by I would never let him know that.
"Yes," I answered as hard as ever.
"Sorry to land on you like this." It's perfectly fine. In fact, it should happen more often perhaps once we're both coming from the shower and we're wet a-NO! DISGUSTING! WHY WAS REI KON TOUCHING ME! I HAD TO DISINFECT MYSEF….QUICKLY!
I, Kai Hiwatari, hate contact.
"Hm," I grunted uncaringly. He gave a small laugh. "Rei….." I whispered back as Tyson said he would lie on Max until he got the phone.
"Yeah Kai?" Rei replied, voice just as beautiful as ever. I slowly let out a breath as he turned his head in an attempt to look at me.
I wanted my lips to form the words or at least something with a similar effect. 'I like you Rei', 'I spend a lot of time thinking about you Rei', 'I want to light on fire Mariah when she touches you, Rei'…. 'We belong together, Rei…'
"Kon…." I began slowly. "Your elbow is digging into my rib."
"Sorry," he apologized quickly moving his right arm.
Max finally pushed Tyson to the floor after ordering two normal pizzas, Rei offering me a hand once he stood up. I took it with a feigned scowl and offered him no verbal thanks.
"You're welcome," Rei said, knowing my arm crossing was a 'thank you'.
"Hey Rei," I called as he began to leave the kitchen. Say it. Say it. Say it. It's easy. It's Easy. It's easy.
"Yeah?" Rei answered looking at me over his shoulder.
"Are you going to pay the tip?" Rei sweatdropped and said it was Max's turn before running upstairs. Brooklyn slapped his forehead as Tala reprimanded me for not saying something meaningful.
I sighed.
I, Kai Hiwatari, was such a dummyhead.
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Yami AJ: I'm sorry it was bad. :gets hit by stone: Because I think people will stop reviewing after this chapter, because they think my writing sucks, let me thank my reviewers now! n.n
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Kai: You don't have to :pushes Tala:
Tala: :pushes Kai: Don't listen to him.
Rei: Listen to Brooklyn.
Ash: Listen to the Jedi!
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