And that's the way the cookie crumbles…sorry I watch to much Bruce Almighty :P anyways here's the story. And in this I'm a judge and I will be called Star. :)

Chapter 2 – The Disturbing Encounter

After arguing, "sitting", punching, crying, and a bunch of other things, Kagome finally decided to go back to the Feudal Era. With Shippo's idea in mind, they gathered up everyone including the evil Naraku to a wide open space in the middle of the forest. Waiting at the judges corner was Legolas, Star, and Darth Vader.

"Must you be in every story?" Star asked Darth Vader.

"Yes it's in the contract. Somewhere in here I will say my famous line to someone or something." Darth Vader replied glumly.

Legolas, who was admiring himself, looked at Darth Vader in an "Oh-you-are-so-ugly" kind of way.

"What's your problem Mr. Leg less." Darth Vader asked angrily.

"Uh Thut up." Legolas replied snottily.

"Oh look, here comes the gang right now!" Star said as Inuyasha and everyone came.

Oooh who's that pretty lady? Miroku thought. Sango saw the look in his eye, but when she looked where he was looking, she panicked.

"Miroku….I don't think…"

"Oh it is ok Sango!" Miroku replied happily as he pranced over to Legolas.

"Oh hi there monk how are you today?" He asked in a girly voice.

"Why I'm doing fine miss." Miroku grinned and in the background you could see hearts little swirls and sparkling stars.

"Um Miroku…I wouldn't do that if I were you…." Star said.

"Nonsense!" Miroku said dramatically as he grabbed Legolas's hands. "Would you consider bearing my child?"

Everyone sweetdropped.

"HEY! I'm a man! I can't bear your child! Even if I wanted to!" Legolas replied.

Everyone fainted including Miroku.

"Hello….?" Legolas asked.

The end for now :D