Yes I'm so happy I got to update all of my stories! So here's dis one : (this music I'm listening to is so annoying -.-) And also, these chapters might start getting short, if you don't want them short I try extend em, but ya gots ta tellz me ;)
Chapter 5- Round two and Teletubbies with guns?
"Because of this very scary hate letter Shippo is back in the contest." Star's eye twitched.
"I feel like getting this over with." Darth Vader sighed. Everyone looked at him in a puzzled way. "Miroku… he said "I, am, your father!"
"I HAVE A DADDY AGAIN!" Miroku cheered. "and you don't have a wind tunnel!"
"Nope! I have a lightsaber:D" Darth Vader said.
"And bad dialogue." Legolas snickered.
"Shut up Lisp Boy!" Darth Vader scowled.
"ANYWAYS…on with round two." Star said. "I want you all to draw something you really love. You're favoritist thing!"
Everyone got to work drawing their favorite things. Inuyasha didn't have a second thought, he immediately drew Kagome…holding a cup of noodles. Kanna drew a cookie. Surprising enough it looked like a good cookie. Shippo excited about being back in the contest, but angry about being rejected, decided to draw something evil… TELETUBBIES WITH GUNS! The purple one had a little pistol, the red one had a sniper rifle, the yellow one had a rocket launcher, and the green one had a machine gun. They all wore black jackets, had motorcycles, and had on sunglasses. The Purple one had braces. Sango thought for awhile of what to draw, she already knew what Miroku was going to draw. She decided to draw Kirara again only she was in her demon form this time. Koga drew Kagome and him and Inuyasha. He killed Inuyasha while Kagome cheered him on. He grinned at this. Kagura didn't favor anything and that's why she had so much trouble thinking of something, so we move on. Kikyo was drawing another picture of her taking over the world, only this time Inuyasha was dead on the ground and Kagome was tied to a tree surrounded by Kikyo's soul stealing demon minions. Kikyo herself on top of the picture was looking very demented. Miroku drew something so spectacular it was ridiculous. The letter "W". Why did he draw this? You will find out later :). Meanwhile Sesshomaru not wanting to draw anything, accidently tipped over his drawing board and all the paints splashed on the paper. What was on will surprise everyone! Kagome on the other hand was drawing her family and Inuyasha, Sango, Shippo, Kirara, and Miroku. Kirara had what looked like another eye (instead of the jewel thingy on her head) Miroku's staff was crooked, Inuyasha had a big nose, Shippo and Sota were perfect, Grandpa was a complete hunchback, Sango looked like she was drooling, and Kagome's mom had four fingers with no thumb. Naraku drew a picture of… bum bum bum…you'll find out later! Kagura still confused about what to draw just decided to paint the white paper, white.
"Ok people's it's time to stop now!" Legolas declared.
"Judges, it's time to Judge!" Darth Vader said.
Everyone held up their pictures.
"Kikyo I'm loving your pictures." Darth Vader grinned. "You're through to the next round.
"Why is it that I'm dead and Kagome is surrounded by your soul collectors?" Inuyasha asked gosh swoggled. O.o Kikyo just turned her head slowly and frowned menacingly at him.
"Sorry I forgot to give her her pills." One of the soul collectors said.
"So now she's a rampaging, undead dictator in love with a half dog! Great, great just what we need here." Star said. (SaRcAsM!)
"Miroku what's with the "W"?" Legolas asked.
"It's a butt!" Miroku giggled.
Everyone sweatdropped.
"Aheheh… I didn't feel like making it artistic so I just made a W!"
"He'll never learn will he?" Star said.
"Yes! I will!" Miroku argued.
"That was a rhetorical question!" :)
"Anyways." Legolas started. "Kagura I'm not feeling it this time…you're not through I'm sorry.
"YES FINALLY I'M FREE!" Kagura flew away faster than you can say super funny flaappin flippin fun!
"I don't believe it!" Kagome cried. "INUYASHA HOW COULD YOU DRAW A PICTURE OF ME HOLDING RAMEN!"
"They said to draw something I really love. I love ramen! Duh!" Inuyasha grunted.
"He's completely oblivious to the whole love thing." Shippo said.
"WOOOAAAAHHH!" Everyone screamed.
"What?" Shippo smiled innocently.
"Evil teletubbies!" O.O Star screamed. "HOW, WHY, YOU!" Star fell back in the chair and laid there for awhile.
"okk… anyways. Sesshomaru, nice PANDA RIN!" Legolas shouted.
Everyone gasped. Rin, in a panda suit.
"Whatever." Sesshomaru said.
"Kagome your picture is stupid and Sango so is yours!" Darth Vader judged. "You are both out!"
"WHAT!" they screamed. Kirara growled. She was offended by this!
"Naraku, that's a nice picture. That master chief picture rox." Legolas commented.
It was true! Naraku drew a picture of master chief. But! He was wearing a dress, had a mustache, a beard, glasses, horns, wings, and a tail. Truly the best. Meanwhile Star woke up.
"What'd I miss?"
"Nothing much. We just need to see Kanna's now." Darth Vader said.
"I love cookies!" Legolas squealed.
"Me Too!" Kanna squealed back.
"Doesn't everyone?" Sesshomaru asked.
"YES!" the entire world said. :D
"Anyways. Next round is tomorrow sleep tight!" :)
Everyone went to sleep.
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And that's the fourth chapter. Hope ye enjoyed it. Lolz rite now I'm listening to the growl karoke on its just too funny. It goes a little like this:
GRRRROOOOOOOOMMMMM GGRRRR GRRRG RGRGRGRGRGRGRRRGR GRRG RRRRRR GRRRGRGRGRRRR WHOOOOAAARRRRR GRRRR RRGGGGRRRR GRRRRG RRRRRGRGRRRR GGRRRRRRR GRRRR FFRRRR GGRRRRR ARRRGGRRR and so on. Lolz its too good! Anyways my time is up and I r have go now. Buh bye!