And I return to dis story after a long time and I'm proud to too. :D so it's been awhile since I've written and I think I'm getting alittle rusty T.T oh well I'll try, just tell me if any of my stories aren't funny anymore. :)
Chapter 6- Round Three; Draw Yourself As A Pokemon
Everyone woke up to Star hyperventilating wildly on the ground.
"What's wrong with you?" everyone asked.
"Ok, it all started last night, I went for a stroll and suddenly I found myself lost." Star started.
"This should be good." Shippo snickered.
"It was soooooo dark I didn't know what to do, and then OUT OF NO WHERE, THIS GIANT FLAMING POKEMON ATTACKED ME! It was horse shaped and growled menacingly at me. And then it howled really loudly this strange horsey howl, and then came more only they were smaller. And then it hit me…it was, RAPIDASH AND HER FLAMING FLEET OF WAR HORSE EVIL MONKEY ALIEN PEOPLE! So I shouted "Eat giant sledge hammer evil horse monkeys!" and I started swinging away. Most of them fled, but Rap, maaaan she stayed, and she kicked me so hard. X.x"
Star showed the horseshoe marking on her back.
"It makes you wonder." Naraku commented.
"What happened next?" Rin asked.
"We dueled. And you know what….I won. I was like, 'IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DUUEELL!' and it was go time. Rapidash dished out a Neo bug, But I countered with a vampire lady. I was like ca ca caawww I choose you dark magician! and she was like AARRR and I was like yea man I own you! And then…it came…"
"What came…?" Everyone asked.
"….The Ice cream man."
"Are you sure it wasn't just a dream…?" Sesshomaru asked.
Star thought a moment…. "Oh yea huh. Sorry people."
"AAAAAANnnnnnnnnnnyyWWWWWAAAAAyyyyyyssss…" Darth Vader interrupted. "I say we should get on with the next round.
"For onthe I agree with you Darthy." Legolas said and the judges sat at their judging table.
"Did you just call me Darthy!" Darth Vader asked angrily.
"Yesth."
"That's Mr. Darthy to you Arrow Boy."
"You two are scaring me now…" Star said. "But on forth to thine true destiny, Round three will be… DRAW YOUSELVES AS POKEMONS!"
Everyone gasped.
"Can I draw myself as a telletubbie." Shippo asked evily.
"If you do I will be forced to go COMMANDOCAPTAINTIGHTPANTS on you.
"Nevermind…"
Everyone got to work. Kikyo still being her strange wanting-to-rule-the-world self decided to draw herself as mewtwo destroying Inuyasha in a clefairy suit and her soul stealers were Dratinis and they were surrounding Kagome, who was in a gloom suit (yes she was drooling). She of course was at the top of the page with mayhem all over, fires and what not (psycho x.x). Kanna, liking ghostly creatures and apparitions, drew herself in a gengar suit while haunter and gastly were standing (floating) next to her. Koga, who was standing next to her saw hearts flying as she drew her wonderful drawing. He wondered what she was so in love with, but knew that it would be no match for his drawing. He was drawing himself as an arcanine and Inuyasha as a growlith. Inuyasha looked odd in the suit and Koga in the arcanine suit was drawn horribly. So he resorted to an artist's last hope, STICK FIGURES. Yes he managed to use them, and it looked better. Inuyasha meanwhile was drawing himself in a Blastoise suit. "Yes, I love cannons." He said to himself. He drew everything but him well. Naraku surprisingly didn't draw himself as a monkey, but as a togepi. There were no monkies in his picture at all, why is this? O.o anyways. Miroku drew himself as Mr. Mime, yes folks, Mr. Mime. The monk has gone clinically insane. He of course had no wind tunnel but because he spent most of his time looking at women instead of a t.v, he sort of didn't know how to draw Mr. Mime. He looked more like a demented runaway clown than a mime, so he decided to color himself in all black. NO! that didn't work either. He went to white. Gasp where did the picture go? Miroku had a complete breakdown and started crying loudly and ran off into the woods. Before though, he threw his drawing board at the judges.
"HEY! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!" Star screamed furiously.
"I hope you realithe that you're not in the contetht anymore!" Legolas shouted after him.
Because Miroku was gone we let Jaken and Rin sub in for him. Shippo was cracking up, and because of this sudden event he changed his picture. At first he drew himself as a ninetails flaming Inuyasha in a nidoran suit, but he changed it to Miroku being in a chansey suit running away crying and fried like chicken at KFC, and him shooting jolts as a jolteon. He grinned. The fox has gone from happy and nice to just plain Naraku. Rin meanwhile was drawing another cute picture, Sesshy was a chibi charizard and she a celebi and they were running through flowers. Jaken was an ugly drugged looking metapod on a giant sunflower. And speaking of Jaken… he was drawing the complete opposite. It was all dead and stuff and the trees were discolored. Rin wearing a blissey suit was slowly rotting in something that looked like a boiling lake of Barbie doll heads and Sesshomaru was singing in a jigglypuff suit. Only the jigglypuff suit was pitch black with strange markings on it. It was kinda creepy. Kagome, Kirara, Sango, and Kagura being out of the contest, well, Kagura was off being free as the wind o.o? and Sango, Kagome, and Kirara were gambling. Kirara was winning big time. Sesshomaru not wanting to draw again and figuring that he had some kind of magical splash-paint-on-paper-and-have-a-picture-come-up power decided to toss three different colored paints at the board. Satisfied with himself, he sat down and waited for everyone else to finish.
A few minutes later…
"Ok people times up!" Darth Vader declared.
"Where exactly ith Miroku?" Legolas asked.
"Somewhere in the woods." Star said.
"Oh no! HE'S GONE INTO FANGORN FOREST! I'LL SAVE YOU LITTLE HOBBIT!" Aragorn and Gimili came running out of no where and went into the forest.
¿Que? (which means what in Spanish)
"Thorry, they're thcarred by the Lord of the Ringth. They think Thauron thtill has the one ring…the one ring TOO RULE THEM ALL!" Legolas explained.
"So why is it that you haven't still been vexed by it." Mr. Darthy asked. "Hey, that's not funny... don't start calling me that!"
"Hey hey Darth Vada, I'm innocent here. Besides it's Mr. Fruitcake overthere who called you that. It is you're new name!" Start teased.
"You're lucky you're the author." Darth Vader scowled.
"Don't worry when we're done judging… we'll duel Yoda style with the flips and stuff like I've seen in the commercials."
"I will be there."
"You are here…"
"I know."
"Anywayth…" Legolas interrupted. "Onthe again Thesshomaru amazeth me."
"And once again Sesshomaru ceases to amaze me." Star said sarcastically.
"Kikyo, I love your picture again you're through to the next round." Darth Vader declared.
"Why is it that she always gets to go to the next round!" Kagome complained.
"Because her pictures are cool." Darth Vader said.
"Their demented. You irresponsible soul stealers, why haven't you been giving her, her pills!" Kagome exclaimed.
"We don't know where they are!" said a soul stealer.
Sigh…
"Koga, stick figs are awesome. You're though!" Star declared.
"Haha! I knew it all of my drawings kick big time!" Koga celebrated.
"What a dithappointment, no monkeyth Naraku." Legolas said sadly.
"Yea I know, and you being togepi is sorta…
"Whack." Darth Vader finished for Star.
"Couldn't have said it better myself. Naraku…" Star started.
"Please no…" Naraku began to sob.
"You're fired™" Naraku walked away sobbing miserably.
"Kanna, remarkable ghosts!" Legolas shouted. " Love it love it love it you're through to the next round."
Kanna cheered silently.
"Inuyasha, funny man make me laugh!" Star cracked up.
"What's so funny about it?" Inuyasha asked.
"Your face!"
"HEY! MY FACE IS NOT… oh hehe… funny...are you kidding it's hilarious!" Inuyasha really looked at it for the first time. Now folks, you have to imagine Inuyasha in a blastoise suit with an oval head and two fangs that look like buck teeth. You might as well slap some glasses on him put pens in his shirt pocket and call him nerd! Everyone was practically dying of laughter.
"My goodnethth Shippo! You didn't have to be so harthh towardth Miroku." Legolas said still laughing.
"Hehe yea well, he didn't have to run away heh like that aaahahahaah!" Shippo keeled over.
"AAA my spleen!" Darth Vader screamed.
"What are you talking about Robo Retard, you don't have a spleen you have a computer!" Star screamed. Everyone still dying…slowly laughing (I hope you kids are laughing too x.x).
"Right! I'm not the one who has weird dreams about pokemon!" Darth Vader countered.
"Look at Kikyo, she's the psycho ward in this tale!" Inuyashaa blurted.
"Look at your face!" Kanna screamed. Everyone laughed harder. Eventually everyone's head explodes but we live cuz…the story must go on!
"Anyways, after that somewhat fun moment, we are back." Star said.
"You are in serious need of a reality check." Sango commented.
"And you need better drawing skittles." O.O
"Neverthelethth, Thhippo ith through and now I'm freaking out at Jaken'th." Legolas announced. "Tho thith ith what you think about. Barbie dollth and thinging pink balloonth! I'm thurprised at you Jaken!" (translation: Nevertheless, Shippo is through and now I'm freaking out at Jaken's. So this is what you think about. Barbie dolls and singing pink balloons! I'm surprised at you Jaken.)
"What are you talking about? My picture is perfect! And it is not about singing pink balloons and Barbie dolls at all! Fools! You have not seen the last of JAken!" and with that he disappeared into the sudden chilly wind that blew with the capacity of a thousand evils o.o?
"Congratulations Star, you managed to drive at least 3 people insane in the past few days. How do you do it?" says Inuyasha.
"It's a charm I can't help it."
"As for Rin…I don't get it…it's the complete opposite." Darth Vader was confused. "His is mean and creepy and yours is nice and happy."
"So basically because Miroku ran off and will probably come to his senses any minute now, you two are out of the contest!" Star hit her sledge hammer in the table.
"But you bathically eliminated all thethe dudeth anyway! Let them thtay!" Legolas said.
"Fine, fine…"
"Theththhy Theththhy Theththhy (Sesshy), how, why, you are just tho talented!" Legolas said merrily. "First the blank thheet, then the Panda Rin, and now thith! You look perfect in that pickachu thuit.
"I hate pikachu, that yellow rat can shock itself till it's head comes off. I know, I've seen it happen before it's possible." Star shouted.
"Anything's possible when it comes to you!" Sesshomaru said sarcastically.
"I'll take that as a compliment."
"Anywayth onthe more, we come to the end of our round. Retht up for tomorrow and make thure you find Miroku." Legolas said and everyone separated until tomorrow.
"Hoooooolllld up…me and Robo Retard have a match with light sabers remember?" Star reminded everyone.
"Oh right huh…alright then!" Darth Vader took out his lightsaber, I challenge you to a saberfight!
Ugh, this was horrible, usually I don't think too much when I write these and they somehow come out good, but this time…idk it wasn't o.o good. Lol six pages of confusion o.O I don't even no what it's about. Oh well -.- its 11 p.m what do u expect folks. Lolz oh well I am sleepy now…goodnyt --( oh and p.s., I had to look on the e to the net to get the names of the pokemon and yugioh so don't go thinking I watch those stupid shows! -.- fare the well oh yea and also…since me n Vada are having a saber fight, you can tell me who u want to win. ;.; even if its not me ;p now goodbye. :D