And I'm back to continue this story. Heh star trek …funny.. anyways.. speaking of which there will be a surprise guest appareance beee preparrrreeeddd dun dunana dunana yes our teeth and ambitions are bared be pre…sorry- oo and thanks for wanting me to win…but I think im going to let vader win…maybe………….o.O on second thought nobody will win :)
Chapter 7- Round four; Where Do You See Yourself in 50 Years?
"I never thought it would come to this Vader." Star said as her newly acquired trench coat blew in the wind.
"Alas, our inability to reconcile instead of skirmish has come to this." Darth Vader said as his trench coat swayed.
"I see your trench coat fwooshes as much as mine." Star said. She pulled out her ring and put it on her finger as did Darth Vader.
VRRZZZZ!
"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!" Darth Vader grinned.
VRRZZZZ!
Darth Vader swung to the left but Star blocked it!
VRRZZZZ!
Star hit to the right but Darth Vader blocked and swung low!
VRRZZZZ! SHHHHH!
Star wasn't able to block, but she jumped and the Schwartz went into the ground.
VRRZZZZ!
VRRZZZZ!
VRRZZZZ!
VRRZZZZ!
Darth Vader was too fast, and when Star fell helplessly to the ground, he had one thing to say.
"At last LoneStar, you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
Unwilling to give up, Star got back to her feet and continued. The battle was heard for three days and seven nights. Eventually Legolas put an end to it by screaming and crying wildly that he wanted to judge not watch two idiots fight with the Schwartz. The two, angered by this, at first tried to slice his mouth off, but out of no where came a being! He knocked Star and Vader unconscious, with two fingers. DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN!
Everyone gasped!
"And, who might you be?" Inuyasha asked.
"I've been called a renegade, but it was never the truth. My name is Spock." he said and sat in a judges chair.
"What did you do to them!" Shippo asked.
"The Vulcan Neck Pinch." Mr. Spock responded.
"Wow, why is it that you didn't randomly shout that out when you did it like we all seem to do in the series?" Inuyasha asked. "You know, Iron Reaver Soul Stealer or Blades of Blood. I scream them out. Watch…"
WINDSCAR(echo)
Inuyasha pulled out his Tetsusaiga and blew up a tree. "The Iron Reaver one is too long, I almost called it the Finger Slash of Doom 3000 or FSD3000…"
"But I said it was too cliché." Kagome commented.
"That's because it is." Miroku said. He returned yay!
"I'm here on a mission, I was sent to speed up the process of this tale. Would someone point out the author please?" Mr. Spock asked. Everyone pointed to mwa.
"You pinched too hard." Sango said. Legolas sighed.
"I'll go get the water." and he did. He made only two trips this time though so he wasn't as tired.
"Hey wake up!" Darth Vader poked Star's lifeless body. I are got up.
"Who is this?" Star asked pointing at Darth Vader. "Are you my conscience?"
"?" Darth Vader was as confused as everyone else. "Uh..yea, yea! I am your conscience, we haven't spoken for awhile, how are you?"
"Ah, can't complain." Star replied. "Hey conscience, am I dead?"
"Alright you had your fun cut it out, I think that's enough blatant rip offs for one day."
"It was only two, you ruin all the fun." Star said. "Hey! outa my chair you!"
Mr. Spock got out of the chair and sat in the next, Legolas sat on the other side. Darth Vader stood on the table and glared at them.
"Where am I supposed to sit!"
"You can always sit on that evil folding chair." Legolas winked.
"Are you kidding, I thought we banned that, it's more evil than me!"
The Folding Chair hissed at DV. He shuddered.
"Can we just get to the art already?" Inuyasha complained.
"Fine, the subject for today is…-
"Where do you see yourself in 50 years?" Mr. Spock finished.
"Hey!...hmm I was gonna say draw yourself as a Transformer but I think this is better." Star exclaimed.
"Hehe, Transformers Robots in Disguise!" Legolas sang.
"You know what, the company that makes the toys is Hasbro, I always thought it was Hashbrown!" DV said.
The gang got to work. The competitors were: Kikyo, Koga, Rin, Shippo, Jaken, Miroku, Inuyasha, Kanna, and Sesshomaru. Those out are: Kagome, Kirara, Sango, and Naraku. Everyone had to think for a minute, they didn't know where they would be in 50 years, so, they used their imaginations. Inuyasha, thinking about 50 years (AGO) drew himself on a tree with an arrow in it. The branches that were covering him looked more like giant turd vines attaching themselves to his red body! o.o ahem anyways. He was awake and trying to escape, the thought of this frightened him so he turned the paper over and drew something else. :) I'll tell you later. Koga decided to draw himself with Kagome and little Kogame children. Yes folks, little Kogame people (Koga/Kagome kids). They were so adorable, and Inuyasha in the background was an old man all alone and icky looking. He used his Tetsusaiga as a cane. Koga not really knowing how the Tetsusaiga looked, made it look more like a banana croissant mix and the furry stuff at the bottom looked like a mustache, but he didn't care. He figured it would add to the humor. Kikyo, having actually taken her pills today, didn't draw herself taking over the world. Instead she drew herself in a tree costume. She always did enjoy playing the tree in the school play and she planned on reliving that moment in 50 years when Naraku was supposed to be gone. Rin drew herself following Jaken and Sesshomaru, only Sesshomaru had a toupee and Jaken had a rainbow clown wig on. Rin drew herself older and she did it shockingly well. Jaken looked rather demented, partially because all clowns are evil! And Sessy's toupee looked a lot more fake than it was supposed to. Kanna drew herself as a Jetson. Oh yea, flying cars and those fancy gadgets. She drew herself as Mr. Jetson's boss though and she laughed manically to herself as she drew. Now try to picture that folks, lol it's pretty strange actually but it's cool. Miroku, who was drawing himself surrounded by a bunch of headless teddy bears and wearing what looked like a "He-man and Tarzan clothing item", glanced at her and wondered why she seemed so happy. Jaken was drawing himself as a leader, although I'm not sure how Speedos count as a leadership uniform. But he had lady vassals and a fleet of toad people to do his every bidding. Weird x.x. Sesshomaru still under the impression that he had magical powers of some sort and was able to throw random paints at paper and have a picture appear, threw yellow, teal, pink, and white at his sheet. What came up? Gasp idk yet:D Meanwhile Inuyasha was still a bit freaked out by the picture he drew. He came to his senses and finally drew himself… as a ninja. He always wanted to be one and secretly practiced awesome ninja skills when everyone was asleep. Shippo on the other hand was drawing himself as Spiderman. At the top he wrote, I wanna be Spiderman someday! ...So I sleep in a tank full of tarantulas.
"Time is up!" Legolas declared.
"Are you two related?" DV asked Spock and Legolas.
"Not qui-
"Of course. Elves are the distant ancestors of Vulcans. That's why we both have pointy ears. Mine are pointier though. Watch this!"
Legolas tilted his head and ran at a tree. There was a giant gash in it, everyone gasped but applauded.
"Meh his ears aren't as pointy cuz he's only half Vulcan. Isn'tthat right Mr. Spock." Star challenged.
"Not quite. My Vu-
"Exactly! This means I'm right!" Star interrupted.
"If you let me fini-
"That's all very interesting, now we know." DV interrupted.
"I would be happy to exp-
"Hey yea, that makes sense too, cuz he sings the Ballad of Bilbo Baggins. With a bunch of hippie chicks o.O!" Star continued. " It's all coming together. Mr. Spock just sighed.
"Well welly welldy doody peoplez, show us your pictures now!" Legolas shouted enthusiastically.
Everyone showed their pictures. Everyone but Spock laughed at Rin's picture of the toupee.
"Is it me? Or does that furry thing on Sessy's head look more like a dead rat every second!" Everyone fell over laughing again, and we all died of laughter and it was fun you should be too! Imagine Sesshomaru, the mighty perfect haired sparkly Sesshomaru bald, and so embarrassed that he had to go and buy a gray toupee! Haha it kills me.
"It's perfect!" DV said.
"Take a good look at Inuyasha!" Star pointed. "NINJAS ROCK! You, my ninja brethren, are through!"
"You're a ninja?" Legolas asked.
"Of course." Star declared.
"If you are a ninja, and ninjas conceal themselves in black, then why are you out in the open, screaming and shouting the way you do. You should be out elsewhere." Mr. Spock said logically.
"Because, I'm a ninja at heart. Righto Inuyasha?"
"You may be a ninja at heart, but I'm a real ninja, at both …places…you know, brain and heart…and body…ish…"
"Shippo, nobody likes spiders, and nobody likes Spiderman, unless they take a special liking to men in very tight tights. He said it himself, very uncomfortable." DV said.
"All the work he did trying to get in that suit mighta killed him." Legolas chuckled.
"Yea, but he's cool, he saves people, and he can swing from webs he shoots from his hands." Shippo argued back.
"That's so repulsive though. It's almost like spitting, only it comes from your arms. You have to be some whacked out deformed weirdo alien to do that. No offense Spock." He raised an eyebrow.
"Miroku, you rock! I hate teddy bears, evil little things. They're out to get us!" Star shouted.
"YEA, DEATH TO THE TEDDY! YAAAAAAA YAAAA!"
"Kikyo I'm a little disappointed in you. What happened to the taking over the world thing?" DV said.
"I took my pills today…"
"Oh."
"Whyyyyyyyyyy-eeee-iiii-eee-iii want a pickle…" Star drooled.
"?" Everyone stared at her. But just as suddenly as they stared, the Evil Folding Chair snapped shut while Darth Vader was still sitting in it. He screamed and struggled to get loose as the chair growled and snarled like a drunken clam o.O!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" DV screamed like a girl. It startled the chair and he was able to break free. But then it started chasing him and he ran into the crowd. Everyone was running from the evil demented chair of doom!
"INCIDIOUS MAN HUNTER!" Kagome screamed.
"QUICK SOMEONE THROW A BAGEL AT IT!" Sango screamed.
Spock ran to the cooler to grab a bag of bagels. "I don't how this will help but…" he threw all the bagels at the chair. The chair stopped and folded. It lay still on the ground.
"Remind me to napalm that thing after the contest o.o;." Star gasped.
"Maybe we can make it into a giant bagel and eat it." Inuyasha smirked.
"Can I please sit in another chair?" DV pleaded.
"Fine, as long as it doesn't try to kill us!" Legolas said.
"Where are we going to get another chair? We're in the middle of nowhere." Mr. Spock commented.
"Uuuuuuhhhhhhhh…aren't you from the future? You're supposed to have stuff that can magically make things appear." DV argued.
"I'm a scientist not a magician Mr. Vader."
"Hmm, I like that, Mr. Vader." DV sat on the grass and thought about it for awhile.
"Aren't you the author? Why don't you make one magically appear." Mr. Spock suggested.
"Oh yea huh."
Everyone sweat dropped.
After the brouhaha over the insidious man hunting chair and "Mr. Vader" getting another chair that wasn't evil, we resume the contest.
"So basically…. O.O …eewww Koga what's that!"
Everyone stared at Koga's picture. Kagome and Inuyasha growled menacingly, Shippo and Sango giggled, Koga had that high audacity look on his face, and the rest of us were all pretending to hurl, because it was fun.
"You don't appreciate my love for Kagome do you." Koga scowled.
"I don't think Kagome and Inuyasha do." Shippo pointed to the two on fire. Koga stepped back a little.
"Hah, and look at the Inu man! You were a bit nice Koga, you shoulda known that Inuyasha wouldn't have any hair, except the ones in his nose and on his back." Star erased Inuyasha's hair from the picture. Everyone laughed but Inuyasha, who was still fuming. He screamed so loud, that God asked Jesus if he heard something.
"YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! YOU FLEE BITTEN WOLF KAGOME HATES YOU! AND I WILL NOT BE BALD WHEN I GET OLDER!"
Everyone's hair went back, Spock's eyebrows scurried away to hide, Shippo's tail was shaking violently, Kirara looked like a pom pom, and "Mr. Vader's" helmet had come off.
"Woooah! THAT……….WAS……….AWESOME! Lets go again lets go again!" Star ranted.
"MY HELMET WHERE IS IT?" Mr. Vader scrambled to find it. He found it on Sango's head, but when he went to grab it she dodged his hand and ran. Everyone saw his face, the horrible face of a…of a…builder…BOB THE BUILDER! AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
"The truth has been revealed!" Star pointed and laughed. "LOL! I bet you BUILT that SUIT! AAAHHHAAA …aaaa I crack me up…so, shall we continue?"
Everyone paused for a second, and then we continued :D
"I'd rather be in space right now." Spock grumbled to himself.
"Hey Spock I found your eyebrows! Duuude, you could hang Christmas Tree decorations on these babies." Legolas keeled over laughing. Spock returned his eyebrows to their proper place and said:
"Kanna, I see your imagination is very primitive, I don't like your drawing."
"Oh suuure bag on the creepy apparition's picture. You just don't appreciate this because you know what the future is like." Kanna said.
"Negative, I may know what the future is like, but I know the levels of imagination. Yours is rather unimpressive."
"That's because you don't watch TV! That's the Jetsons Spock. One of those old shows that everybody loved, and now when we watch them we laugh, cuz George gets stuck in the treadmill thing. Hehe." Star judged.
"Yea I say it's good." Mr. Vader said.
"Woo hoo! er uh I mean, excellent." and she hid behind a tree.
"You know what just came to me…Legolas lost his lisp." Star suddenly said.
"What lisp? I never had a lisp." Legolas said.
"Riiiiiiiight. And I'm the queen of England."
"Ewww Speedos! Jaken you have some major issues you need to sort out. Pink balloons, Barbie dolls, and now speedos!" Mr. Vader said frightened a little.
"Most disturbing." Mr. Spock frowned.
"Most disturbing? Is that all you have to say about it? I hope nobody sues me for this."
"Maybe you should sue him." Mr. Vader suggested.
"I think I will, this is coming out of your pay!"
"Hehe, I love you picture Sesshomaru." Legolas said again. He drew himself as a strange looking starfish.
"The eyes are pink aha PINK! AHAHAHAHA! and the arms, teal and white. And the yellow, what's with the yellow! It almost looks like pee!"
"I think it's safe to assume that this is all just a huge coincidence. Inuyasha drew himself as a giant squid." Mr. Vader commented.
"And when you put them together…they become one picture!" Legolas fainted. "I love it." he whispered.
"Keewwwwlll! Like brother like brother! Puppy see Doggy do…I think!"
"Well, that's everyone." Mr. Spock said.
"Now, it's time to vote off, the weakest link."
1800-CASTVOTENOW!
Just call the number on your screen or text message your vote to C0nt35t. Remember folks, it's your vote not the judges. Who will be a finalist!
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that's right people, you tell me who u want to be a finalist. They will face off, three people, the rest will be out. And now also lol it's time for me to go to sleep -.- so R and R! or else and else! o.O lolz and by the way that's not a real number, I don't even know if that can even be a number ;p oh well.