Yowsah its been awhile since I've written XD but I'ma back now! Lucy I'm hooommeee!!!! Anyways uh….this ….yea I need more votes :P just because so we'll have this personality test to see what else yall thinks ya? Ok lol. And I suppose anyone can be a finalist. I need three btw so ya.
Chapter 8- The Personality Test
"Where's my Samurai!? I'm searching for a man, all across Japan. Just to find to find my samurai. Someone who is strong but still a little shy. Yes I need, I need my samurai. Aie ya ya I'm your little butterfly." Star sang loudly. Everyone stared as she danced wildly around The Evil Folding Chair of Doom wearing a random butterfly costume.
"Something's wrong with you…..really." Inuyasha said.
"Sue me for havin a little fun." Star argued.
"Is there a reason why this chapter's name is "The Personality Test"?" Sango asked.
"Yes." Star raised an eyebow.
"Well why you gotta make it sound so ominous? Like it's evil or something? The Personality Test. Dun dun dunnnnn. You know?" Kagura commented.
"It doesn't sound ominous to me, it's just The Personality Test." Star said. And almost as suddenly as she said this there was lightning and the sound of a girl screaming in the background. Everyone got goose bumps.
"Oh your all crazy. Anyway, I have a series of questions I want to ask all of you. And well, it's whatever the audience thinks uh ya that counts."
"Ok then…what do we do?" DV and Legolas asked.
"You judge. :)"
"What kind of questions?" Shippo asked.
"Regular questions. Questions that make you think. Questions that make you cry. Questions that make you shudder. Questions that make you go…. 'eeewwww…' Questions that-"
"ALRIGHT WE GET IT!" everyone shouted.
"Very well…Here are the rules. The first one to answer correctly the most wins!" Let the questions begin!!!" Star declared.
Question 1: What is you're name?
Koga was the first to shout out but he said Star. Silly Koga, not my name :) . Everyone else shouted their own names, but that wasn't correct either. Darth Vader, although being a judge and not in the competition, shouted " Mi nobre es Tu Padre!" Everyone stared at him.
"Did you just speak Spanish?" Inuyasha asked.
"Nooo." DV said sarcastically. "I was speaking alien. No offense Spock." He raised an eyebrow again.
"You are all stupid, you don't know what you're name is." Star mocked.
"Heeeey wait a minute. You said "you're" not "your"!!! What is you're name?? What kinda question is that!!???" Kagura complained.
"Yeaaa! This is stupid." Jaken shouted.
"Your face is stupid…" Star blurted. Jaken cried.
Question 2: If you have three apples and you take away two how many do you have?
Everyone shouted one.
"WRONG AGAIN!!" Star shouted mockingly again.
"This doesn't make since to me!!!!" Inuyasha cringed and started sucking his thumb.
"Wait, I've got it! You have two!" Kagome pointed her finger straight in all the judges faces. "BECAUSE IF YOU HAVE THREE AND YOU TAKE TWO AWAY YOU STICK WITH THOSE TWO THAT YOU TOOK SO HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!"
Cough.
"Actually Kagome you still have three :P You all lloooosssseee!!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Star laughed. Naraku, for some reason, joined in. The he sang:
"Woo hoo woo hoo hooooooooooooooooo!! Dunna dun dun dun dund dundundundududnududnuddundudnudnudnudndu!!! YEEAAAA WOOOO!!!! WOO HOO WOO HOO HOO!!! WOO HOO WOO HOO HOO!!! WOO HOO WOO HOO HOO!!! WOO HOO WOO HOO HOO!!! WOO WOO….. HOO HOO… WOO HOO WOO HOO HOO!!!!." Naraku started singing. Everybody joined in because that song is firetrucking awesome. Then we continued.
Star cleared her throat. "Ahem, on to the next question which happens to be…"
Question 3: What is your favorite song? And, can you sing it? O.o
Kagome and Shippo started singing first. "You are my sunshine! My only sunshine! You make me happyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!! When skies are graaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!! You'll never know deeeaaarr. How much I love youuuuuuuuuuuu!
Inuyasha and Koga stuck out their tongues and held their ears.
"I hate that song!" Koga said, then he began singing. "In one sense it's curiosity. The rest is just formality. I see that look in your eyes. And your clever combinations. Breaking young hearts. Must be your occupation. Baby, wanna tell you something. I'm the one you need. Baby, wanna tell you something. For you my heart bleeds!!!
o.O!!!
"Bobby Brown?" Star commented. -.-
"Sniff, he inspired me to be the next American idol."
"Hey Spock didn't you sing one of his songs in one of those commercials?" DV asked. He looked back and forth suspiciously before saying "No. Well yes, but no…" Everyone raised an eyebrow at him. At this point he was sweating.
Suddenly!!
"They say I'm crazy! I really don't care! That's my prerogative! They say I'm nasty! But I don't give a damn!!!" Spock was wearing a black cap backwards. He bowed and fled with the little dignity he had left.
"By the way Koga, Bobby Brown has had nothing to do wit----"
"SHUSH!" Koga shouted. "If it's so bad then listen to what Inuyasha has to sing. Everyone looked at Inuyasha and he flinched.
"What? Oh no! I don't sing." He waved his hand back and forth.
"You do now." Legolas said tossing him a mic. Inuyasha sighed. He began to swing his hips back and forth with this weird girlishness to it. When he started singing he got all into it and put his hands on his hips and everything.
"Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me!!!? Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me!!!? Don't cha Don't cha! Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me!!!? Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me!!!? Don't cha Don't cha!"
When he stopped everyone except Sessh was staring at him with a twisted smile on their face. Sessh was walking away shaking his head mumbling something about shame and hating Inuyasha.
"Ok Inuyasha… explain yourself. I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say… what the firetruck!!!???" DV said.
"Hey I liked it." Legolas commented. DV gave him a dirty look.
"Well when I went to go get Kagome back from her time Sota told me that she was away and told me to find something else to entertain me as long as it didn't involve me blowing things up with Tetsusaiga. So I found this weird circular thing with a set of ear muffs." Inuyasha explained.
"That's my MP3 Player." Kagome shouted. "What did you do!?!?!"
"I put on the ear muffs and pushed a button. That song came up so I kept listening to it." Inuyasha shrugged.
o.O
"Kagome haven't you learned, don't leave your stuff around or Inuyasha will touch it. Like your alarm clock." Star said. Kagome gritted her teeth just thinking about it. Inuyasha hid.
"Soooo…anyone else wanna sing?" Legolas asked. Kagura stood up and waved her hand around wildly so we picked Kanna.
"You all suck!" Kagura said storming off.
"Do I have to sing? Can't I just fail this personality test?" she complained.
"Nope."
Kanna shook her mirror around. Eventually a picture of a mic popped up. She held it up to her mouth (just wait a minute and picture that it's hilarious. She's singing behind a mirror lolz) and sang: "Stop! in the name of love! Before you break my heart! Baby, baby I'm aware of where you go each time you leave my door. I watch you walk down the street, knowing your other love you'll meet. But this time before you run to her, leaving me alone to cry (think it over) haven't I been good to you? (think it over) haven't I been sweet to you?"
She seemed to be singing to Naraku who was busy digging in his ear and sniffing his finger…(ew) Legolas began singing with her. He was all teary-eyed.
Stop! in the name of love! Before you break my heart! Stop! in the name of love! Before you break my heart! Think it over. Think it over.
When they finished everyone clapped and was puzzled but not surprised by Legolas's sobbing state.
"Well Legolas, I honestly would rather have seen you sing Barbie Girl." DV said sarcastically but truthfully…which is kinda strange.
"Can we move on to the next question already? I grow tired of this pathetic personality test." Jaken complained in that annoying high voice of his.
"Nevar! Fine yea whatever… uno más sings." Star declared.
"Uno who?"
"Isn't that a game?" DV asked.
"OH EM EFF GEE!!!! I used to play it all the time but I meant one more :P"
"Alright! I'll take it from here!" Kikyo said all cheery and just as suddenly, she looked depressed and completely all-around horrible.
"Well, show me the way. To the next whisky bar. Oh, don't ask why. Oh, don't ask why. Show me the way. To the next whisky bar. Oh, don't ask why. Oh, don't ask why. For if we don't find. The next whisky bar. I tell you we must die. I tell you we must die. I tell you, I tell you. I tell you we must die."
Darth Vader of course clapped his hands off. Then he slowed down with a blank stare.
"That had nothing to do with world domination and who is "we"?!! Some henchmen I should know about? Are you leaving me out of it all!? I thought we shared something Kikyo!!" he fell to his knees dramatically. Legolas came running, fell at his side, hugged him and began sobbing. Everyone watched with interest and fear cuz it was really weird.
"She's…she's delusional!!!!" Legolas said.
"She's not all who's delusional…" Star mumbled.
"Don't worry it's because she had her pills. I know the feeling DV" he sniffed. Darth Vader apparently coming back to his senses jumped up shook violently and screamed "Why you gotta go and touch me man!?!?!?!" Everyone sweatdropped.
"Anyway…next question… um…can anyone think of anything?" Star asked.
"Yea! How about that what's you're name question again? I think I can get it right this time." Koga said proudly.
"You're stupid no." Star said. He growled.
Question 4: Why am I doing this again?
"Because you like torturing us." Inuyasha said.
"Because your cruel!" Shippo said.
"Because you have nothing better to do?" Miroku asked.
"Because you're the author and you can?" Kagura asked. She had apparently come back.
"Bingo! Yea that's right."
"Because you have nothing better to do?" Naraku asked.
"I just said that!" Miroku said angrily.
"Oh get over it, and besides, it's over Kagura got it right." Star said.
"Well he shouldn't have stole it he's stupid!" Miroku whined.
"Shut up before I put another windtunnel in your hand!" Naraku threatened. Miroku growled then took off his glove thingy and tried to suck Naraku in. Everyone jumped out of the way except Naraku. He was screaming like a girl and begging for forgiveness. Before he realized it, DV, still in his judges chair, was being pulled into the wind tunnel. Miroku tried to turn it off but he couldn't find the off switch. DV screamed and soon was right in front of his hand. There was a sudden bright flash of light! Miroku had turned off his hand but he had cried out in pain! Did DV go in?! What happened!? Everyone was in shock. The Evil Folding Chair of Doom was twitching on the ground next to DV. It had saved him. ZOMG!!!!! The Evil Folding Chair of Doom pushed DV out of the way just in time, THEN Miroku turned it off.
"WOW!!! You saved me! But I thought you were evil!!" DV slowly reached over to pet the chair. It purred. O.O yes people it purred. Weird…sniff, but the cutest thing this authors ever seen. ;.;
"You know the more you type, the more I realize just how random, weird and pointless some of these chapters really are." Sango sighed.
"Yea…maybe you're right. Oh well:D" Star shrugged. "At least now the audience knows that I need three finalists."
"Oh yea I completely forgot that we were having an art contest." Rin commented. "When do we start again?"
"When I'm satisfied with my number of votes! Or when I find that I will never get enough so I do it with what I have :P" Star said.
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