COME ONE COME ALL!!! IT'S TIME TO CHOOSE OUR FINALISTS!!!!! WHO WILL WIN...THHHEEEEEE ART CONTEST!!! (enthusiasm)
Chapter 9- Finalists!
Everyone was staring in the same direction…why? Because Simon had appeared. Yes folks THE Simon Cowell appeared.
"How many more cameos are gunna keep appearing randomly!?! We already have judges! Everything went back to normal when Spock left but NOOOOO you just HAVE to come…" Star complained.
"Oh put a sock in it." Simon said.
"Nobody tells me to put a sock anywhere!" Star screamed at the top of her lungs. (Hah I said Starscream XD) Everyone watched as Simon was thrown around, hit across the head with a tree and flung into outer space. Millions of Simon haters across the world cheered.
"Now we can continue." Star sat down in the middle of the judges table.
"You scare me sometimes." Darth Vader said scooting over a tad.
"You're just mad cuz I beat you in that light saber fight!"
"What are you talking about? We both lost."
"Well I'm just saying, if Spock didn't interrupt I would have won…"
"Will you both be quiet! We're supposed to be telling everyone who won in the art contest not who won in that dumb laser fight you had." Legolas shouted.
"For your information Leg Less, it wasn't a laser battle it was a light saber battle. I'd like to see you use one it's not that easy you know." Darth Vader challenged.
"Fine give me one, it'll be just like using a regular sword." Legolas said grabbing the light saber Darth Vader gave him.
"This should be good." Star grabbed some popcorn and watched with Inuyasha and everyone. Legolas looked at it, he couldn't figure out how to turn it on. Darth Vader had to show him how. Everyone laughed to themselves. That is until they saw Legolas swing and flip the sword around like the star wars kid. He started doing flips in the air and spinning around like a psycho. He looked better than Yoda!!
o.O!! "That's even better than me!" Darth Vader was astonished.
"The force is strong with this one." Star said with a mouthful of popcorn. Everyone around her ew'd and walked away when the popcorn fell out of her mouth.
"Can we just get to the finalists already?!" Inuyasha complained.
"Yea Theriously!" a whole bunch of popcorn flew at Inuyasha's face. When he screamed a piece went down his throat and he started choking. "Let the judging begin!" Star said.
The judges sat at the table and everyone else found a place on the ground close by to hear who the finalists were.
"Well lets take a look at what the people said!" Darth Vader said opening up his laptop.
"Ooo nice laptop." Star said drooling butter.
"Don't get your greasy hands on it you weirdo." Darth Vader said scooting over some more…jerk.
"Lets see…reviews…reviews…Aha! Here we are. Woah…this is interesting. Well these are it." Darth Vader said.
"First vote goes to…Shippo!" Legolas announced. Shippo cheered happily and threw it in Inuyasha's face.
"Hah I knew they'd love me!" Shippo gloated.
"Next vote goes to…Inuyasha!" Legolas announced again.
"Hah! I knew I'd be going home with the trophy!" Inuyasha bragged to Shippo.
"Who said there was a trophy?" Star asked.
"You mean…we're here for nothing!?!" Miroku frowned.
"It was Shippo's idea and it's not like he paid me to get a trophy or anything…" Everyone glared at Shippo.
"Well…it's not all bad is it…at least someone will get to leave with a win on their permanent record." Shippo said a little cowardly.
"Who said this was going on anyone's record?" Star said.
"Just announce the votes!" Shippo said hiding from the many hands that wanted to strangle him.
"Next vote goes to…Sesshomaru!" Legolas announced. Sesshomaru raised an eyebrow.
"Wow they actually like your pictures Sessh." Star said in disbelief. :P
"Next vote goes to…Kikyo!" Legolas announced.
"WOOOOOOOO I KNEW IT!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! MY PICTURES ROCKED!" Kikyo celebrated…and a bit loudly too.
"I wish I could vote…I would have voted for you Kikyo." Darth Vader commented.
"You just like her pictures because they're of death and destruction you weirdo." Star said.
"Quiet you." Darth Vader growled.
"You be quiet!" Star growled too.
"YOU BOTH BE QUIET!" Legolas roared. He cleared his throat. "Next vote goes to…Inuyasha!"
"Hahaha! I'm in the lead! What now Shippo!" Inuyasha danced around. Everyone pouted.
"Oh relax we're not done yet." Star said.
"Next vote goes to…Shippo!" Legolas announced.
"WHAT?! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!" Inuyasha couldn't believe what he was hearing.
"Hah! I knew I'd pull through." Shippo puffed on his nails and rubbed it on his shirt grinning.
"Don't get in over your head Shippo, we're tied." Inuyasha pointed out.
"Next vote goes to…Kikyo!" Legolas announced.
"Now all three of us are tied!" Kikyo cried out. "And Sesshomaru only has one vote! HAH"
"It's not like I actually care about this stupid art contest…" Sesshomaru said wanting to leave. Star glared at him and he knew to stay put.
"Next vote goes to…hold on let me read this again…" o.O;; Legolas couldn't believe it. "Next vote goes to…Koga!"
"Haha! I knew my fangirls wouldn't let me down!" Koga said with much audacity. "Now the votes for me will start rolling in!"
"Ah shut up ya mangy wolf. Nobody likes your pictures." Inuyasha said.
"Next vote goes to…Sesshomaru!" Legolas announced.
"Uh oh now he's tied with us!" Inuyasha, Shippo and Kikyo said together. They were really getting into this…
"You all need to take a chill pill." Star said.
"Those don't work on me! They usually give me elephant tranquilizers!" Kikyo began to twitch. Everyone stared at her uncomfortably.
"Um…anyway. Next vote goes to…Rin!" Legolas announced.
"Yes! I got a vote! I'm glad they liked my pictures." Rin said smiling. She's so cute. :D
"And our last vote goes to…SESSHOMARU!!!" Legolas announced with pride. Everyone was shocked.
"WHAT!?! HOW DID HE WIN!?!?!" Inuyasha, Shippo and Kikyo were crying. "He beat us by one vote!"
"You guys are dumb; there can't be one finalist there has to be at least two." Star said. "And since there's a tie between all three of you…all three of you and Sesshy will be finalists."
"That's not fair!" Koga complained feeling a little depressed. "He cheated! He has magical powers that let him make art without trying! And it's not like he wants to be here anyway so why should he be a finalist!"
"You're just mad that you only got one vote Koga. You should be happy that you got one vote. Everyone else got shot down." Darth Vader pointed out.
"Sniff…we feel so unimportant right now." Everyone else said.
"You're all winners to me!" Star said.
"Aw, you're just saying that!"
"So?"
"Anyway, now that we know who our finalists are, we need to determine who wins." Legolas said.
"How?" Inuyasha wanted to know.
"You all must draw one final picture."
"What's the topic?" Shippo asked.
"Uhh, draw your favorite lord of the rings character?"
"No way that's lame, they'll all draw you to suck up." Darth Vader said. "Draw a Death Star and the blueprints to go to it…muhahahaha…"
"You're both dumb, here's the real topic. Draw Rin in the cutest costume you can think of!" Star announced. The finalists got to it.
"Well…maybe Kikyo will find a way to make this interesting for me…" Darth Vader said.
"Shush, no talking while they draw!" Star shoved a sock in Darth Vader's mouthpiece.
The finalists had to think about this one. What was the cutest costume to put Rin in? They all had no idea, except for Sesshomaru. Since he secretly liked Rin despite denying it or ignoring the conversation when it came up, he always pictured her in a suit like his own. Wouldn't that just be the cutest thing ever? A big Sesshomaru and a miniature one…awwwww…Meanwhile Inuyasha was trying different things. He tried ninjas, dogs, cats, demons, giant donuts, coffee, a pillow, and for some reason a toilet. He was all out of ideas! Until…yes! He knew what he was going to draw! He started right away. Shippo on the other hand knew that he was cute too so he drew Rin in a little fox costume. It looked like a chibi red fox with a really pretty tail. He tried as hard as he could to make it look totally awesome. Kikyo however hadn't taken her pills and she was thinking about destroying the world again. But something came over her…she really wanted to win so she focused as hard as she could. She knew exactly what she was going to draw. Sesshomaru splashed a bunch of paints on his drawing board hoping that the picture he wanted would come up. Can you believe it he was hoping for it to come up, I think he's lying about not wanting to win.
"Times up! Ooo I can't wait to see this." Star giggled in a really girly way. Everyone stared at her like she just dropped the f bomb. "What?"
"I hope yalls is done cuz weza gunna judge you now!" Legolas said in a sing songy voice.
"Don't you ever talk like that again! It reminded me of Jar Jar…" Darth Vader shuddered at the memories of Jar Jar…
"Anyways show us your pictures finalists!" Star shouted enthusiastically.
Sesshomaru held up his picture first. Everyone was staring at him now. His picture was REALLY CREEPY…for him…
"AWWW ITS ADORABLE!" Star gushed. It was true! Sesshomaru's picture consisted of Rin wearing his suit while he was in his demon form only he was a puppy. Rin was tossing a ball and he was fetching it. He looked at it in horror, that wasn't what he wanted!
"I don't even know you anymore…" Inuyasha said sitting down. He couldn't bare to stand…
"Well I didn't see that one coming." Sango said. Rin meanwhile was smiling happily. What? Star knew she'd lost out on being a finalist and nobody wants to see Rin upset right:P
"Who's next?"
"I'll go!" Shippo offered. He showed everyone his picture.
"That's so lame, you pretty much just drew yourself…" Darth Vader pointed out.
"Wha…" Shippo was so ashamed.
"Next!" Star shouted. Inuyasha decided to go.
"Here's my picture! Isn't it great!?"
"Ramen? You drew Rin as a cup of Ramen?! You're a nut Inuyasha! And you never stop thinking about food! You're dumb and a disgrace to artists across the globe!" Star insulted.
"You don't have to be so harsh…" Inuyasha sulked over to the tree.
"Well Kikyo…seeing everyone else's picture…I'm sure yours will be quite the same won't it?" Legolas said unamazed.
"What?" Kikyo wasn't even paying attention.
"Just show us your picture." Star said. And she did. Everyone gasped.
"Its…its… BEAUTIFUL!!" the judges applauded.
Kikyo smiled. She had drawn Aragorn in a mini Death Star shooting at Rin in a Luke Skywalker costume flying a starship. They were all chibis. Legolas fainted, Darth Vader started fanning himself and asking everyone if it was just him or was it getting hot…
"Congratulations Kikyo! You are the winner of the Art Contest! And well…that's pretty much all you get…a congratulations…" Star said.
Kikyo stood on the first place spot. Sesshomaru stood in second place and Shippo in third place. Even though Shippo did pretty much draw himself…Rin did look cute in that fox costume. Inuyasha was still behind the tree. He started eating comfort food to mend his broken heart. Everyone else had a party and was happy for the psychotic not having taken her pills today Kikyo! Kikyo drew one final picture…it was her taking over the world again only the words "The End" were in the middle.
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Congratulations To Kikyo For Winning the Art Contest! Hey yalls hope you enjoyed this story and the contest! Its been fun talking in the third person and Thank you all who voted!! This is Star signing off! Later:D