After Kagome confusedly yet angrily left the room (with Inuyasha and Shippo still angry) Sango came out slowly. She peeked out left and right, slowly stepped out, step by step…
Hey Sango, I ain't getting any younger…HURRY UP!
"Hey I'm being cautious here is all, Kagome and Inuyasha came out upset." Sango said.
Uh huh well….still….
Sango sat on the stool
Sango….loves her giant boomerang.
"Well I don't love it but it comes in handy." Sango said confused.
Quiet woman I'm talking here!
Sango...OH MY GOSH SHE KILLED KIRARA!
"WHAT? I didn't…well…IT WASN'T MY FAULT! I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS UNDER THE FRIDGE!" Sango screamed.
O.O YOU KILLED KIRARA! YOU BAD PERSON!
"I was only kidding chill out." Sango said.
Uh huh suuuuuuuuure!
Sango... is in love with Naraku.
At that moment Miroku came bursting in with tears pouring down his cheeks. He ran in front of Sango and shouted, "YOU TRAITOR!" and ran back out like a girl.
"Miroku wait! That's not true I want to kill Naraku as bad as you do!"
"Ku ku ku!" Naraku shouted from back stage.
Sango... doesn't know how to count to 3 because she failed kindergarten and preschool.
"I don't even know what preschool or kindergarten is and I do know how to count to three! See watch, one two three. In fact I bet I can count higher than you!" Sango said proudly.
Meet me after the show.
Sango... likes it when Miroku peeks at her in the hot springs.
Miroku apparently stopped crying and ran in front of Sango again.
"Oh in that case if you really do…" but he couldn't finish because Sango had already whacked him in the audience with her Boomerang.
"That's it this is wrong all you're doing is lying!" Sango said angrily. She grabbed the stool and slammed it into a wall. When she walked out everyone saw the big dent (as big as the Hulk's fist) in the wall.
Hey get back here this is private property! You can't do that I'ma sue you!
"SAVE IT FOR SOMEONE WHO CARES!" Sango screamed out back.
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A.N.: I wanted to thank PD and KGIM for the suggestions for Sango. Thanks and give them the credit for this chapter!