After watching Koga get beat up, Miroku decided to walk out. In the background you could here "I Like Big Butts" and the audience was dancing.
"I do like big butts!" Miroku said excitedly and danced to the stool.
Hello Miroku.
"Hi anonymous voice from nowhere." Miroku replied.
Let us begin.
Miroku…sleeps with a teddy bear named Sango and strokes its butt when he dreams about her.
"WHAT!" Sango yelled from back stage.
"I do no such thing! I beg to differ! Sango don't listen to this person!" Miroku yelled.
Yea right, I've seen the teddy bear collection you have stashed secretly away in a tree.
"You stalk me don't you?" Miroku said afraid that someone might know his secrets.
No my henchmen does that for me.
o.O "Wh-Wh-Whaaa?" Miroku stuttered.
Miroku…picks his nose.
"That is unheard of I don't…that's discusting!" Miroku yelled.
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" everyone said.
Miroku….likes to watch guys tan.
"NOW WAIT JUST A MINUTE THAT'S JUST DISCUSTING! I WATCH WOMEN NOT MEN! I'M STRAIGHT THANK YOU VERY MUCH!" Miroku screamed.
Can you prove that?
"I love Sango." Miroku said proudly. Sango heard and blushed deeply. When she saw Inuyasha, Kagome, Shippo and a krippled Koga look at her she immediately threw the stool that Koga threw at Inuyasha at Miroku.
"OW! Hey what was that for!" Miroku asked.
Sango is blushing!
"QUIET I AM NOT!" Sango yelled from backstage.
Anyways…
Miroku…doesn't know the difference between cowpies and cake.
"What's a cowpie?" Miroku asked.
Your mom.
"My mom is a cowpie? Do you even know my mom?" Miroku said suspiciously.
Maybe…
o.O "Whaa?" Miroku said lamely.
Miroku…told me that he thinks Inuyasha is hot.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT?" Miroku and Inuyasha yelled making the earth shake.
"That's I can't what…..where do you get this stuff?" Miroku said.
"YEA CAUSE I'M STRAIGHT!" Inuyasha screamed from back stage.
I see what you do not and I hear what you do not….that came out of no where. O.O anyways…
Miroku…has 85 wives…
"I FIND THAT HARD TO BELIEVE. HE CAN BARLEY GET ONE WOMAN TO LIKE HIM!" Sango screamed angrily from back stage.
"Sango please calm down." Miroku told her.
"DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU LECHER!" Sango yelled again.
Miroku…looks at Inuyasha when he's in the hotsprings.
Miroku didn't say a word. He got up and walked backstage only awaiting a punch from Inuyasha and a hit across the head from Sango with her boomerang.
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A.N.: Thanks to all you reviewers for the suggestions and all. This chapter goes to neko-yasha, AngelsCurse, and PD and KGIM. Thanks for everything! I used their ideas :D