Shippo decided that he wanted to get this whole thing over with. He went out and sat on the replacement stool and stared blankly at the audience.
Hi little fox.
"Hey I may be little but you don't have to say it." Shippo said.
Little man little man Shippo is a little man!
"Grrrrr you keep saying that and see what happens" Shippo crossed his arms.
OOOO a threat!
Audience oooo's.
"That's right I ain't afraid of nothing." Shippo stood up and did a pose. Inuyasha had heard and decided he needed to here someone scream. He put on a demon costume and ran out in front of Shippo. Shippo screamed and fainted. Inuyasha fell over laughing his head off.
"Sit!" Kagome yelled from back stage. And Inuyasha "sat." Guards came and dragged him backstage so the show could begin.
Anyways….
Shippo…humps tree's.
o.O "WHAT I DON'T YOU LIAR!" Shippo screamed angrily.
I see the Shippo marks on the trees. It's a sign that you were there having fun with the tree.
"That's not true! You can't prove any of the lies you've told!" Shippo said challengingly.
I take pictures…
"If you take pictures then show yourself and come out. Then you can show us all your pictures!" Shippo said.
I will not come out.
"You scaredy cat!" Shippo said pitifully.
I AM NO SCAREDY CAT! I JUST DON'T HAVE TO PROVE MYSELF TO SOME LITTLE FOX MAN WHO HUMPS TREE'S!
"I DON'T HUMP TREE'S!" Shippo argued.
Suuuure and I'm the queen of England. Anyways…
Shippo…is turned on when Inuyasha hits him.
You could hear a crash backstage. Then there was a bang and a scream and then came a stool flying at Shippo. It was a direct hit and Shippo fell of the stool he was sitting on.
So much violence so little time…
"THAT'S IT I'M OUT OF HERE!" Inuyasha screamed. The guards came running and put him in 10 strait jackets with chains and locks. They tied him to a chair and made him stay.
"As soon as I break free of this I'm going to hack you all to pieces!" Inuyasha screamed.
But until then you'll be in a deep sleep.
"Huh?" Inuyasha was confused until he saw the guards come with a big needle. "Hey stay away from me with that what are you doing! AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa….."
"Night night crazy guy." One guard said. A second guard threw water on Shippo waking him up from his unconscious state.
"Oh ow." Shippo held his head.
Hello again.
"Oh not you again." Shippo complained.
Let us continue…
Shippo….is dating Koga.
"WHAT HE IS NOT!" Koga managed to yell behind his bandages.
"Yea I'm straight as well as all the other guys here!" Shippo said.
Jakotsu coughed so that everyone could hear him.
"Oh except for that guy." Shippo pointed to Jakotsu.
"I love you Inuyasha." Jakotsu waved and winked at him.
"He's asleep you idiot." Shippo said.
Anyways…let us continue…
Shippo…has a pink afro wig that he wears when he humps the tree's. It's special.
"I don't have anything pink at all. Especially a wig." Shippo said. "I can't take this I'm out of here." And with that he left and went backstage.
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A.N.: Thank you Tache for the tree idea. Give em the credit for that one. And sorry I couldn't find a place to put in a dragon. I could put it somewhere else though:D