Sesshomaru let his curiosity get the better of him and he decided to go on stage. He stood next to the stool, looked at it, poked it once, and finally sat on it. He crossed his legs Indian-style and stared at the audience with his usual expression.

Hey it's the crossdresser! Wazzup my man!

"You are entitled to your opinions." Sesshomaru said.

Uh huh Mr. Tough Guy. Anyways…

Sesshomaru... fights Inuyasha to feel his abs.

Inuyasha at that moment woke up and screamed. He ran in holding Tesusaiga.

"That better not be true otherwise, not only will I never look at you the same, but I will slice you out of existence.

"I'd like to see you try." Sesshomaru said calmly.

Fight! Fight! Fight!

Soon the audience started chanting fight! fight! fight!

"Oh I'd love to fight this creep!" Inuyasha grinned.

No no you have to save it for after the show. Now get off the stage and let me finish Inuyasha!

"Make me!" Inuyasha challenged.

Guards!

Inuyasha saw the guards come with the needle. He immediately ran backstage.

Sesshomaru... secretly loves Rin

"I love you too Lord Sesshomaru!" Rin yelled from backstage. She ran out and gave him a big hug. Everyone awww'ed.

The Mighty Sesshomaru is taking care of a child and he loves her very much.

"I do not. This human chose to follow me. I do not care." Sesshomaru said.

Rin stopped hugging him and went teary eyed. "You mean you don't like me Lord Sesshomaru?" Sesshomaru looked at her. Aww man he thought to himself.

"Rin" he said slowly. "I do. It's Jaken not you."

Which rhymed.

"Oh cause for a minute I thought you wanted me to stop following you around like some kind of stalker." Rin said and went backstage. Sesshomaru simply sighed.

Oh boy guess who's here!

Jaken came running out. "LORD SESSHOAMRU! HOW COULD YOU FALL FOR A HUMAN AND SHE IS ONLY A LITTLE GIRL! I HAVE SURVED UNDER YO-"

Sesshoamru cut him short by punching him backstage.

"Now then, shall we continue?" Sesshoamru said impatiently.

Oh you real good. Anyway.

Sesshomaru... wants to make Kagome his mate.

Inuyasha yet again came running out holding his sword except this time he was with Kagome.

"You want me to be your mate?" Kagome asked with sparkles in her eyes.

"KAGOME ARE YOU NUTS? YOU ACTUALLY LIKE THIS GUY?" Inuyasha exploded.

"Well." Kagome played with her thumbs. "He is clean he smells nice and he's much stronger than you -ER I mean he uh has nice hair.

"Y-you disgust me." Inuyasha said sadly and walked backstage sulking.

"Yet again I win over you Inuyasha." Sesshomaru said proudly. Kagome ran after him.

This has been an interesting day. But I want no more interruptions. Lock them all in the dungeon and guard it. The guards did as they were told and guarded the dungeon door while the show went on.

Sesshomaru... his real name is Fluffy.

"I despise that name." Sesshomaru said angrily.

Hey it's your name. Your lovely mother gave it to you.

"She gave me Sesshomaru not Fluffy. Fluffy doesn't even fit me."

It fits your boa thing.

"This is not a boa how many times must I say that."

If it's not a boa then what is it? Your hair? A tail? Armpit hair?

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW the audience eww'ed. One guy stood up and said "That's sure a lot of hair for an armpit. You could make a coat big enough to fit a whale!" then he sat down.

I expected an answer as foolish as that one. But If you're that curious…it's a…

TO BE CONTINUED!

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A.N.: I got 16 Sesshomaru ideas so I decided to split it into 4 parts. Thank you everyone for the ideas! Next part soon:D