Sesshomaru got off the stool. He flexed his claws and hacked it into pieces.
Temper temper.
He said nothing grabbed the pieces of the stool and put it in a pocket in his kimono.
Man what are you doing? o.O
"You'll figure it out at the end of all this." Sesshomaru grinned and stood looking at the audience.
You are one sad strange little man…
Sesshomaru...works at McDonald's also.
"I'm lovin it!" a little girl from the audience yelled.
"Now that's coming from a person who doesn't show herself in public. How would you know?" Sesshomaru challenged.
Uh…my guards do it for me.
"You're pathetic." Sesshomaru said pitifully.
Sesshomaru...is secretly Brittany Spears.
Everyone in the audience cheered and screamed random things about Brittany Spears.
"I do not know of whom you speak. I am not secretly anyone."
Sure thing whatever you say Brittany Spears.
Sesshomaru...watches Sailor Moon.
What's the last episode you saw of it? Not that I care, I hate the show. It takes them forever to change into their super powers and the villains just sit and wait. So stupid.
"That show is for the idiots who watch it."
You're insulting yourself Sesshomaru.
"I'm saying I don't watch such an idiotic show." Sesshomaru said angrily.
Yea right. So how do you know about it then?
"Rin."
LIES! You said only idiots watch that. Rin isn't an idiot.
"I wasn't referring to her when I said that."
Caught in a trap you can't change that all of a sudden.
"I just did."
Man he's real real good.
Sesshomaru...thinks he's a girl.
Everyone in the audience fell back laughing and even in the dungeon there was laughing. Inuyasha yelled how ashamed he was of his brother and starting busting up. Sesshomaru simply left the stage. Before he was behind the curtains, he grabbed the pieces of the stool and threw them at a window high up near the studio roof. The pieces were sharp and went through the glass. The glass broke as he disappeared behind the curtains.
HEY! WHAT WAS THAT FOR! YOU PINNED ME TO THE WALL SOMEBODY HELP! HEEELLLPPPP!