SECURITY! SAVE ME!

5 Minutes later…

Sheesh! Sesshomaru Ima Sue you!

"Just try it." Sesshomaru shouted from backstage.

Mabe I will….!

(Naraku comes out)

"Ku ku ku!" Naraku said sitting on the replacement stool.

Ku ku ku!

"Ku ku ku ku kuuuuuuuuu ku ku! Naraku replied.

Ku ku ku ku kuuuuu kuu kuu?

"Ku." Naraku said with pride.

Wow nice Naraku!

"Yes wonderful." He said with a grin.

"Does anyone want to tell me what they were doing?" Shippo asked.

We were talking little man.

"About what? Ku?" Kagome asked.

Nope. I just found out Naraku knows the way of the Muffin! And I told him I know too. JOIN MY MUFFIN TRIBE NARAKU! I'm the Queen Muffin!

"Ku kuuu." Naraku asked.

Ku. :D

"Wow." Miroku said.

Mmmhmmm! Now let us begin!

Naraku...lives in Starbucks.

"I'm known as the Coffee Man." Naraku said.

Congratulations.

"Thank you." Naraku replied.

Naraku...has sleepovers with Sesshomaru and Koga.

"WHAT!" Koga and Sesshomaru shouted in unison.

"I do not!" Naraku shouted. "I HAVE SLEEPOVERS WITH MY STUFFED POKEMON COLLECTION!"

…..

"Oops." Naraku said slapping his head.

Naraku your one sad strange little man…

Naraku...his middle name is Samantha.

"Actually my full name is Naraku Patty Mc Hinger Shingles Beafman.

Heh that's wonderful Naraku.

Naraku...his best friend is Winnie the Pooh.

"Oh no it's Piglet! Were both afraid of the dark and we cower in fear in the Cower in the Fear Corner together.

Um…. Ok Naraku…

"Naraku YOU ARE SCARING ME!" Inuyasha shouted from the dungeon.

Why so Inuyasha?" Naraku asked.

"Oh Nevermind!"

Heh anyways….

Naraku...he's wearing a wig

"No but I have a pink and red heart shaped wig in my castle."

Why am I not surprised….

A.N.: Sorry it took so long to undate and thanks for the ideas!