Naraku… has a thing for Kagura

"Naraku is that true?" Kagura asked somehow escaping the dungeon to go up to him.

"Of course not Kagura. Why would I date my own flesh? That's just wrong!" Naraku said.

"Good Point." Kagura said going back to the dungeon.

Heh…

Naraku… he loves a tree

"UH HOW DID YOU KNOW! Oh my goth! I do love a tree. Oh man we are total girlfriendth! Her name is Trea! She would never desert me or do anything without me. Ever.

Just then you could hear outside the studio a big crash that sounded like a tree falling off a building(or jumping more like). Everyone looked out the window and saw Trea on the ground.

"NOOOOO TREA!" Naraku cried like a baby.

Somehow I don't think Trea liked you Naraku. Just….nevermind…

Naraku…. only wants to kill Inuyasha so he can be with Kagome

"WHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT!" Inuyasha and Kagome yelled.

"Now wait just a minute. I love Kikyo not Kagome. Although…Kagome is pretty… oohhh her hair and her skirt and ooohhh…." Naraku said staring at Kagome who managed to escape the dungeon.

"EW YOU SICK PERVERT GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!" Kagome yelled. Then she slapped Naraku and went to the dungeon with Inuyasha growling and baring his teeth at Naraku.

Naraku? Art thou ok?

"Can you believe it. She touched me! YAY! WOOHOO!" Naraku danced around for awhile until he finally sat down again.

Naraku…. wants to be on American Idol

"You know I've always thought Simon was kind of hot. I don't know about Randy though. Did you see the muscles on Simon! Oh he's such a—

OK! MOVING ON!

Naraku… his feet stink.

"Do they really?" Naraku asked sniffing his feet. "I just put on some perfume and baby powder. I'm trying my best but if they still stink then…o..m..g!"

Naraku….

"Yes?" Naraku asked.

Nevermind…

Naraku... takes a bath with a rubber ducky and he sings Rubber Ducky Your The One to it.

"KILLER RUBBER DUCKY OF DOOMS DEATH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Naraku said running around in circles. "I came….I saw…it hit me right dead in the jaw!

I assume it caught you with a right hook caught you with a jab?

"Caught me with an upper cut and kicked me in my butt." Naraku said.

Sent you on your way cause it ain't for that talk?

"No trips to the county, it ain't for that walk!" Naraku said.

Yea I figured…. O.o;

Naraku... orders Kagura to do his hair and make-up everyday.

That's why your so pretty and clean is it not?

"No Sesshomaru does that for me." Naraku said. "We're beauty partners!"

"I TOLD YOU TO KEEP IT A SECRET NARAKU!" Sesshomaru said from backstage angrily.

"Sorry." Naraku replied.

Naraku... does online dating

"Well I did twice. Once with a girl and another with a guy." Naraku explained.

o.O; ?

"The girl's name was SexyBabe65 and the guy's was DateMeILoveYou." Narku said.

……………..

Crickets….

Silence….

"What?" Naraku broke the silence.

I think you'd better go now Naraku.

"Oh ok bye." Naraku went back stage.

Sigh.