And after the creepy thingy with Naraku we are back. Up next is Ayame bring her up!

(Ayame comes and sits in the chair smiling)

Ayame….

"Yes?" She asked.

Why are you smiling like that?

"Cause I'm happy." She replied.

Noooooooo its because….

Ayame...still believes in Santa.

"What I do not." She said looking around suspiciously.

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure and I'm Darth Vader.

(Phone Rings)

Oh hold up…..Hello?...yo Luke…..whaaa?...nooo….I'm not your father….in fact I'm not even a guy……riiight…..so what I said I was Darth Vader I'm not really……why would I want to be Darth Vader!

"Ahem?" Ayame said impatiently.

Shut up I'm talking!...not you Luke…..sure I'll order…..what do you want?...your kidding me….Anchovies with mushrooms, carrots, lettuce, spinach, and a cherry on top? Why in the world would you have that on pizza you idiot?...Obi Won said you need to eat your veggies, you'd expect Yoda too since he's green and all…..He's got a catch phrase too?...wow "Eat your veggies or feel the wrath of the force AND the dark side" nice threat…..haha yea well tell him I said hey wait write this down……you got a pen and paper? Good tell him I said "Quit being a hippie"…..lolz….riiight and the day that happens is the day the Teletubbies take over the world……….that's a scary thought, why would you say something like that?...I don't ask a lot of questions…..HEY QUIT ARGUING WITH ME!...DUDE I got a show to host I'll get you your Bizzaro Hippie Pizza of Death if you leave me alone……fine later. Hey woah wait…would you like whipped cream on that?...Chill dude I'm joking…..alright later.

"Are you quite finished?" Ayame asked angrily.

The real question is…will I ever be finished?

"Whatever. Lets get on with this I still have to stalk Koga." Ayame said.

Hehe…

Ayame...had to kiss Kagome in a game of Spin The Bottle.

"No I had to kiss Kikyo in that game. She's a pretty good kisser except for that clay tongue of hers." Ayame replied.

In the background you could hear swearing, banging, crashing, yelling, and screaming. All coming from the one known as Kikyo. It was faint but everyone made out a "LET GO OF ME I'M GOING TO KILL HER FOR SAYING THAT YOU SON OF A—" Ayame's mouth dropped.

Hey Kikyo chill, she's only stating the facts.

"Yea…" Ayame said.

Anyways, before something bad happens….

Ayame...says she's a wolf demon because she's really a marshmallow in

disguise.

"I eat marshmallows but that doesn't mean I AM one…" Ayame countered.

That's what you WANT us to believe anyways….

"Whatever." Ayame said.

Ayame...man or woman?

"HEY THAT'S MEAN I AM A FEMALE! FEMALE!" Ayame screamed.

But your not a woman? Gasp….!

"Uh no I'm a female meaning woman!"

But you said you're a female not woman.

"LISTEN YOU, MY SECRET ARMY OF CLAM CANNONS IS WAITING FORYOU JUST OUTSIDE! SAY ONE MORE THING AND I'LL RELEASE THEM IN HERE!"

I have security.

"SO WHAT!"

Ayame...is about to be locked in a closet with Jaken.

SECRUITY!

Secruity comes and takes Ayame and Jaken to a nearby closet.

"HOLD ON WHY DO I HAVE TO COME!" Jaken asked.

Because she wants to have fun with you that's why.

"Help me Lord Sesshomaru!" Jaken yelled struggling.

"Your on your own Jaken." He said from backstage.

You could see tears well in Jaken's eyes as he and Ayame were thrown and locked in a closet.

Hee hee hee!

AN: Sorry it took so long for chappy and thanks again for the ideas Dancing Pickle:D