And here we are again, Ayame and Jaken are in the closet and we're going to bring out Kagura!
Kagura comes out and sits on the stool
Hello Kagura.
"Yea yea, lets get this over with." Kagura said.
Show some enthusiasm woman!
"yea! yea! Lets! get! this! over! with!" Kagura said sarcastically.
That wasn't enthusiasm… that was using exclamation marks after everyone word :P
"So?" Kagura said.
Nevermind…
Kagura... Prentends to like Sesshomaru only to make Inuyasha jealous
"I don't pretend! I do like Sessho-…. yes I do pretend haha Inuyasha be jealous!" Kagura jumped up.
Just then everyone started singing "Kagura and Sesshomaru sittin in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
"Shut up shut up!" Kagura shouted still jumping up and down.
My my Kagura, you're a bit jumpy today (drums) anyways, now that I got my corny joke in…
"I don't like Inuyasha! I like Sesshomaru! IT'S TRUE! OK I ADMIT IT! SO SUE ME!" Kagura shouted and sat down angrily.
Someone didn't take her pills today! o.O
"Sorry my fault!" Naraku said from backstage.
Kagura... Is planing to kill Naraku and Sesshoamru so Inuyasha could like her more.
"I DON'T LIKE INUYASHA!" Kagura shouted again. Now her eye was twitching with anger.
Fine then…
Kagura…likes Koga…
"That's wrong!" Koga shouted from the dungeon.
The truth hurts, Koga.
Kaguras eye started glowing red as her teeth became fangs. She shrieked and started swinging on the lights and cords like a monkey screaming "Sesshomarrruuuu!"
Security….take this accursed little mongrel away! Before something bad happens. Kagura you're paying for any damaged equipment!
Security took Kagura away after using their favorite needle on her that they used for Inuyasha.
Ok seeing that Kagura didn't go so well why don't we bring out her sister Kanna!
Kanna comes out and stands in front of the stool with her usual expression.
My my Kanna you're rather happy today.
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Gieco." She replyed with her same expression.
Ooooh…..well I didn't expect that because…
Kanna...is seven years of bad luck
She still had her usual expression.
Uhhh…..Smile for us Kanna.
"Ok" Kanna had her usual expression still.
Sigh nevermind.
Kanna...doesn't deserve to be Naraku's incarnation
"Are you kidding! She does all the work around my castle! She has that mirror too. It's got the internet!" Naraku shouted.
Internet eh….muahhahahaha…ahem anyways…
Kanna...she's a ghost! Call Danny Phantom!
Someone in the audience called Danny and he came right away with Tucker and Sam. But before they came someone put a blue paw print on Kanna's face.
A clue a clue!
"Oh no I don't wear blue. Blue was so last year." Danny said.
"No a clue!"
"A clue! Where!" Danny looks around. Tucker and Sam were shaking their heads pitifully.
"Danny…lets go that's not a ghost it's a girl." Sam said.
"Then what are you….?" Tucker asked.
Silence…
Crickets…
"I'm giving you five seconds to run!" Sam said angrily. So Tucker ran and Danny followed.
Goodluck Tuck! Woo that rhymed. Anyways…
Kanna...she's really made up of snow!
In the background you could hear Frosty the Snowman playing.
Anyone up for ice cream? I'm sure Koga can whip us up some lemon snow cones…
"THAT'S NOT FUNNY! I TOLD YOU I DO IT IN A PRIVATE SPOT!" Koga shouted.
Sigh…
A/N: Sorry it took so long to write this up, thanks for all the suggestions. Woo I'm back in business baby:D