Ok people bring out Jaken but keep Ayame in there…
(Security comes and takes out Jaken who's for some reason got bumps all over his head)
What happened to you Jaken?
"You didn't hear? That little wolf girl beat me to a pulp!" Jaken said sitting on the stool.
I can see that…
"First she yelled 'EW ICKY GREEN BUG CREEPY THINGY KILL!' then she started hitting me!" Jaken took out a sink. "Somehow she found this."
Poor you… well seeing how I'm so evil… :)
Jaken...has a secret relationship with Naraku!
"That was supposed to stay a secret! Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" Naraku shouted.
"But I hate Naraku…!" Jaken said. "He does online dating anyways remember?"
Jaken...has secretly been known to help Inuyasha and friends in battles against Naraku
"Lies! I'm with Sesshomaru only!" Jaken's voice became very squeaky.
Yeaaaaaaaa…
Jaken...thinks Barbie dolls are hot
And ….
Jaken...can't find a girlfriend because he is so ugly
"WHAT ABOUT THAT THUNDER BROTHERS GUY? HE HAD NO HAIR! HE WAS BUTT UGLY TOO!" jaken shouted angrily.
But we're talking about you :D and besides you don't have hair either.
"…" Jaken was speechless.
Jaken...his creation isn't "oops, I did it again," it's just oops!
Everyone in the audience broke out laughing.
"Oops?" Jaken asked. "wait doesn't that…yea ! SHE, HER, BRITNEY SPEARS!"
Oh yea Mrs. Thunder Thighs…
Everyone snickered.
Anyways…
Jaken...was born from the muck lagoon
"No actually it was toad lagoon…" My third cousin's mother's great great great great grandfather's mother was the first one born in the stinking pool of it." Jaken had sparkles in his eyes. "She was so beautiful."
(cough) hillbilly (cough)
Jaken...really cares about Rin
That's why you're always watching her and making sure she stays safe!
"No I think nothing of Rin! She can die for all I care." Jaken scoffed.
Jaken...wants to expose Rin to the dangers of profanity!
Sesshomaru came out and glared at Jaken evily. "You say one bad word and I'll cut off your mouth and stuff it in a hole! Then I'll grab you voice box and and grate it with a cheese grater!" and with that he left the stage with Jaken freaked out.
Jaken...wants to kill Sesshoumaru so he can rule the world!
"That's n-not true!" Jaken said as Sesshomaru came back out. He grinned evily, grabbed Jaken and went back stage. Immediately you could here banging, screaming, and "Please stop Lord Sesshomaru Ow!" When Jaken crawled back to the stool he had three times the bumps on his head as before and he was crying.
Ooo…Sesshomaru harsh… Security heal this poor little toad.
Security came and gave Jaken a sensu bean.
"Aren't these from DBZ?" Jaken asked when he finished eating the bean.
Yea as much as I hate DBZ those things work like a charm. Back to the show!
Jaken...HE LOVES WATCHING BARNEY!
"That's Rin's favorite show not mine!" Jaken implied.
That's what you want us to believe! WE'RE NOT GOING TO FALL FOR IT! Right!
That audience cheered and shouted.
Alright gang lets split up and look for clues!
"Been watching Scooby doo too much?" Jaken laughed.
What can I say, atleast I'm not like you…
Jaken...is obsessed with himself
"Well, I don't really understand how anyone can resist my calm sexy exterior." Jaken posed and left the stage. But not before blowing a kiss to the audience.
Eee…..scary…
A/N: Thank for the suggestions everyone!