Jaken had left the stage with his dramatic exit and Ayame was still locked in the dark closet. You could hear little whimpers and faint "let me outa here!"s.
Bring on the priestess!
(Kaede comes out)
I said "priestess" not old hag!
"D'oh, sorry Boss." The Security guard said and let Kikyo out of the dungeon.
I see dead people…
(Kikyo sits on the stool)
Kikyo...doesn't know she's dead
"Of course I know I'm dead." Kikyo said.
But technically your not dead if your living and moving which means your undead, but then if your undead that means your not dead or alive so that means that you technically aren't dead but you aren't alive so…your oblivion!
"…what? I didn't quite catch all that." Kikyo said confused.
Peanuts!
Kikyo...thinks she's a Ghost Lupe
"I do not, although…they are pretty cool…" Kikyo began to think "yes… muhahaha."
O…..k….
Kikyo...is secretly Kagome's long lost sister
"She is not I don't have a sister!" Kagome shouted.
"She's my reincarnation!" Kikyo said.
That's what Kaede wants you to believe!
"Why do you bring me into this?" Kaede asked angrily.
Because you're Kaede. :) and because
Kikyo...is Sabrina the Teenage Witch's evil twin
"Evil yes twin no." Kikyo smirked.
Define evil…
"Every villain is lemons." Kikyo said knowingly.
Sure…
Kikyo...gave birth to Naraku's demon baby!
"SO NOT TRUE!" Naraku shouted. "I DID IT MYSELF!"
Everyone gasped/fainted.
NARAKU PLLLEEEASSSEE STOP SAYING ALL THIS! What makes you think anyone or anything wants to know what you do to yourself, or with anyone else…
"May we continue…" Kikyo asked still freaked out by Naraku's comment.
Yes…yes we can…
Kikyo...loves Sesshy more than Inu!
Inuyasha screamed so loud the aliens in space could hear. He ran out in front of Kikyo with veins popping out of his head. "AND YOU CALLED ME A TRAITOR!"
"Yea kick her butt Inuyasha!" Kagome cheered in hopes of making Inuyasha like her more.
"This person sure knows a lot about everyone and I thank her for telling me!" Inuyasha hid his tears of anger and sadness.
"Inuyasha, this person knows nothing I do not like Sesshomaru…I haven't even met him…so how could I possibly like him more…
"Inuyasha you're such an embarrassment to the family name!" Sesshomaru commented.
Hey, you'd be crying if you stalked the girl you love for a few years and found out she loves your brother more… that's like an episode of Jerry Springer! XD
"Not quite…" Sesshomaru replyed.
Moving on…
Kikyo…Her name is Kikyo de Stupid!
" 'De stupid?' What does the even mean…?" Kikyo asked.
What are you asking me for, I think that's…I donno…well I know it's not English.
"Mmm…"
Kikyo...is the WORST priestess in Sengoku Jidai!
"That would be my sister." Kikyo grinned evily.
"That's it! I'm suing you all!" Kaede screamed.
:D so much suing in one day!
A/N: thank you for the Kikyo suggestions, note: the only reason why this story is funny is because I use everyone's idea's for the Inu gang along with my little ideas. Please feel free to share any ideas you have :D