So far I have succeeded in ruining everyone's day! Kaede plans on suing everyone , Jaken has been beaten to a pulp twice and everyone who's already had their session is extremely angry! Muhahaha! But for a more daring attempt of evil, it's time to bring out the dog family!
(Inuyasha,Sesshomaru, Inu's mom and dad come out)
Welcome to the show! Care for some peanut butter:D
"No thanks I don't want to be put in that situation again…" Inu Tashio(Inu's dad) said.
That's because…
Inu Tashio... is addicted to peanuts.
"I'm not! That was way back when life was stressful and my wife was about to have Sesshomaru." Inu Tashio said proudly. "Now all signs of peanuts are out of my system."
"You were addicted to peanuts…?" Inuyasha laughed. "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard."
Oh is it? Guards let Inuyasha taste some delicious peanut butter. :)
The guards shoved a bunch of peanut butter in Inuyasha's mouth and everyone watched him chew it smacking and licking his lips for about thirty minutes until he finally said "Man this stuff is good!" and continued.
"Great now my brother is addicted to peanuts." Sesshomaru said solemnly.
"You cannot blame yourself Sesshomaru." Meriel(lets just call Inu's mother that) said.
Hehe…
Inu Tashio...almost named Sesshomaru Sabrina, and Inuyasha Debbie.
"Sabrina was Meriel's idea. She thought Sesshomaru was a girl." Inu Tashio explained.
Don't we all?
Sesshomaru flinched.
"As for Inuyasha, when we found out Sesshomaru was a guy we decided that the next kid should be a girl. So I thought of Debbie as a name." Inu Tashio continued.
"But it turned out Inuyasha was a guy as well." Meriel laughed.
Makes you wonder…
Inu Tashio... He forgot to give Sesshomaru his new shiny credit card.
"!" Sesshomaru was outraged. "I WANTED TO GO SHOPPING WITH NARAKU BUT I DIDN'T BECAUSE I NEVER GOT MY CREDIT CARD! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!"
"You are so irresponsible Mr. Inuyasha's and Sesshomaru's dad! We were going to go to the good mall!" Naraku said and ran off the stage sobbing.
o.O;; What's the good mall?
"The one with "Pinkorama". It has clothes, jewelry, and perfume! All in one store!"
Remarkable…
Inu Tashio... He once put his hair in pig tails to look like Sailor Moon.
"! I didn't! I swear! It was my friend Bob. We were playing Truth or Dare and I dared him to put his hair in pig tails. So he did and then he dared me to put my hair in pig tails. This caused Rachell to dare us both to put on sailor scout clothes!" Inu Tashio was explaining frantically as if he were making up the whole story.
Hah yea right…Bob and Rachell…mind if they come onto the stage?
"Well…Bob is in…er…space he can't come…and Rachell is…getting her hair did!" Inu Tashio said.
Riiiiiiight and I'm the queen of England.
"It's amazing how many times you say that in one story…" Sesshomaru implied.
I can't help it. But if you prefer… I'm the queen of France:)
"France doesn't have a queen!" Inuyasha shouted.
That's what they want us to believe o.O;; anyways…
Inu Tashio... You don't know it, but he's thinking about bunnies
and unicorns.
"Alright you caught me red handed." Inu Tashio confessed.
"What?" Inu Sessh and Meriel gasped.
"They're just so adorable! The bunnies are furry and small and cute! That's what I made Sesshomaru's ball of fluff out of!"
"I love my fluffy-kins!" Sesshomaru hugged his fluffyness.
"You always held on to it when you were a little child." Meriel laughed.
"Yea and that time I got it dirty, although painful for me, it was very funny." Inuyasha said.
"You got your dirty little half-breed paws on my Fluffy-Kins. So I put a smack down on your face!" Sesshomaru scoffed.
"Poor Inuyasha had to have plastic surgery…" Meriel sighed.
Umm…ooo…k…
Inu Tashio... He's a cute little puppy!
"If by little you mean big then yes." Inu Tashio said.
"He's very cute yes. My little snuggle buggles." Meriel said smiling at her husband.
"My little Snooky poo!" Inu Tashio smiled back as they started getting closer to each other.
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT LETS KEEP THIS RATED PG OK PEOPLE! Sheesh…you're going to give me a heart attack…
"Well good!" Inuyasha said.
Bad dog down Fido!
"I hate this symbolism." Inuyasha sighed.
Inu Tashio... He's been living in a rabbit hole ever since he left the fake bones at the fake grave.
"Uh, well, I didn't die so I had to make sure that I made an exact replica of myself and put the tomb in Inuyasha eye."
"Why would you put it in someone's eye?" Inuyasha asked.
"I donno." Inu Tashio shrugged. "It's the last place anyone would think of looking."
"Sesshomaru found out. Stupid dummy!" Inuyasha snapped his fingers.
"It was Jaken's idea." Sesshomaru pointed out.
"FINALLY I GET THE PRAISE I DESERVE!" Jaken shouted excitedly.
Poor Jaken…
Inu Tashio... He wants to change his name to Steve the Egg.
"Not "The Egg" just Steve. I've always loved Blue's Clue's and I always thought Steve was better then Joe." Inu Tashio had a sparkle of delight in his eyes.
o.O;; if you say so…
Inu Tashio... Watch as he gets covered in fudge-covered boulders.
Guards came in and pushed a button. In a few minutes, a bunch of boulders came crashing down covered in fudge. One hour later, after many crunching sounds, Inu Tashio came up and sat on his stool licking the fudge off his fingers. The boulders were in his belly.
o.O! he's got an iron stomach!
"Tell me about it." Meriel said. "He was able to eat 500 bags of hot cheeto's without having problems with his stomach.
Hmm…
Inu Tashio... He's skipping down the yellow brick road to Emerald City to see the Wizard of Oz.
"I am?" he asked.
Yes. Sesshomaru is the girl and his Fluffy-Kins is the dog. Meriel is the tin man, Inuyasha is the cowardly lion and you are the scarecrow!
"I hardly qualify as a tin man." Meriel scoffed.
"And why am I the girl?" Sesshomaru asked angrily.
"And I am not a coward! Or a lion!...Or Lion Coward!" Inuyasha complained.
"I've never been a scarecrow in my life! I don't know how to scare crows either." Inu Tashio said.
Your face does all the work trust me.
"How Cruel!" Inu Tashio ran off the stage crying.
You've got a great dental plan I'll give you that!
A/N: Thanks for the suggestion of having the Inuyasha family together all at once on the stage. And thank you Dancing Pickle for the Inu Tashio ideas:D P.S. don't ask how I know about Blue's Clue's o.O;;