After the whole Inuyasha family session we're ready to bring out Jakotsu!
(Jakotsu comes out waving at all the guys)
You know what, the first time I saw you I thought you were a girl. And when you said something, I just knew you we're a girl. And then you fell in love with Inuyasha. But you just had to be a guy… -.- Now though…
Jakotsu...loves women!
"I do not! Women are so complicating." Jakotsu said.
What? They are not! …it's you wanting to be a girl is what's complicating jebus rice…
"I don't want to be a girl…" Jakotsu said.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Jakotsu...thinks Inuyasha is stupid and ugly.
"YES THANK YOU GOD!" Inuyasha shouted excitedly.
"Actually, I think Inuyasha is adorable…he's got cute little fluffy ears!" Jakotsu said looking at Inuyasha.
"HE'S MINE BUSTER!" Kagome shouted.
"YEA!...what?" Inuyasha was very confused. "I don't belong to anyone!"
"Sit!" Kagome commanded and Inuyasha sat in his special way. When he got up he bowed to Kagome saying "I obey my master!"
"I wish he'd do that for…" Jakotsu said jealously.
Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaa…………
Jakotsu...is a les!
"I'm a guy! And I'm not a les!" Jakotsu now irritated said.
That's what you want everyone to believe. We know your plot to take over the world!
"I want to take over Inuyasha's world." Jakotsu winked.
Inuyasha fainted.
Eeeee….
Jakotsu...wants to marry Hilary Duff!
"Ew Hilary Duff is a girl AND she can't sing or act. She's an All-American loser." Jakotsu said knowingly.
Yes…yes she is…
Jakotsu...watches power puff girls.
"I do actually." Jakotsu explained.
Wow not even I watch that stupid show…
"It's not stupid I think Mojo Jojo is hot. Him is…well it seems like he's a wannabe girl. He wears pink and sounds like a girl."
And you don't?
"No." Jakotsu said.
LIES!
Jakotsu...wears his little sister's panties and dances to the spice girls with
them on.
"But I don't have a sister, I have 6 brothers."
And you're the sister to them. Yes it's all coming together…
"I'M NOT A GIRL!" Jakotsu was frustrated now.
THEN WHY DO YOU LOOK AND SOUND LIKE ONE?
"…!" Jakotsu fell silent.
My point exactly.
Jakotsu...wants to kill Bankotsu.
Bankotsu came out and frowned at Jakotsu.
"I always thought it was Rinkotsu who wanted to kill me but you? I'm disappointed."
"This person is lying Big Brother. I want to kill everyone else. Except my lovely doggy."
"I'M NOT A DOGGY!" Inuyasha screamed.
Inuyasha is a puppy not a doggy. :)
"Enough already!" Inuyasha stormed to the dungeon.
Jakotsu...is really a runaway mime from the circus!
"I don't like the circus. The clowns are demented! KEEP THEM AWAY! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Jakotsu hid behind the stool.
Clowns…the evil menace…
"And mimes don't say anything. They just act…their like mummies…"
Jakotsu...pretends to like Koga to make Inuyasha angry.
"Koga is ok but I still have more feelings for Inuyasha." Jakotsu said.
"SOMEBODY KILL THIS IT PERSON!" Inuyasha screamed from the dungeon.
"See he loves me back he doesn't want to kill me himself!" Jakotsu jumped up and down happily.
"THAT'S NOT TRUE!" Inuyasha screamed again.
Lolz…
Jakotsu... wears woman's clothing at the night club!
"I don't wear woman's clothes! But the night club is fun!"
Uh huh, so what is it you're wearing now?
"Not woman's clothes…"
Sure…
"It's been too long I have to go see my wovely Inuyasha." Jakotsu said and left.
Sigh…