We have returned! Inuyasha is being tormented by Jakotsu and now we will bring out Sota. The most unimportant character!
(Sota sits on the stool)
"I am too important!" Sota shouted.
"Yea! Quit making fun of my brother!" Kagome shouted.
Sota... He's adopted!
"I am?" Sota was shocked beyond all reason. "Is this true Sis?"
"NO!" Kagome said. "This person lies about everything."
Lie is such an ugly word I see it as hosting a show so everyone can be entertained.
Souta... He learned to write and speak in Russian just so Kagome would stop reading
his frilly pink diary.
"I know that really stunk. You wrote about your girlfriend allll the time it was sooo funny!" Kagome laughed.
Sota sighed.
Souta... He can hop on one foot, balance a tea pot on his head, and sing "YMCA" in
Russian all at the same time.
"I'M NOT RUSSIAN! AND I WAS FORCED TO LEARN A LITTLE RUSSIAN!" Sota yelled. "I'm not fluent yet…"
Hah sure…
Souta... He dreams about killing his family.
"BAD SOTA DOWN BOY!" Kagome screamed.
"LIES SIS LIES I DON'T! I LOVE MY FAMILY! Well maybe Gramps is a bit weird BUT STILL!" Sota implied.
Bad lil chilluns like you's goin straight to--
"Alright alright shush!" Kagome said.
Souta... He plans to build the Great Wall of Japan in honor of his pet spider
Heikoantiso.
"WHO TOLD YOU!" Sota jumped up.
SEE I TOLD YOU EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS KID IS EVIL!
"I shall corrupt the earth!" Sota shouted evily.
Souta... He plans to take over all the Starbucks in the world.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY JOB AS COFFEE MAN WILL BE RUINED!" Naraku ran out crying.
…Poor Naraku. :(
Souta... He has an evil monkey in his closet.
"It won't stop pointing! THE FINGER NUUUUUUUUUUUU!" Sota screamed and fell to the ground dramatically.
Heh…
Souta... He wishes he was as Oscar Myer weiner. That is what he truly wants to be...
"But I can never be one." :( Sota cried.
Weird…
Sota…has a crush on sango and stares at the pics of her kagome brings home for his shrine as he whispers "some day my precious"
"THAT'S JUST SCARY!" Sango was freaked out and hid behind Miroku.
"Hey what are you doing back there?" Miroku asked.
"Not what you do to me that's for sure!" Sango replied.
"Well, Sango is very pretty and all but I'm taken!" Sota said.
Sota Sota Sota…what would your girlfriend think of what you just said?
"She heard!" Sota was looking around frantically.
Well if she's watching then yes.
"SOOOOTAAAA WE'RE THRROOUUUGHHHH!" a little girl shouted from somewhere outside the studio.
"Aww man!" Sota whined and ran out the door to his girlfriend.
Lawl…
A/N: sorry it took so long to update o.O for the first time I got hate mail and quite a bit…lol if you don't like my story then don't read it! And to fumoffu07 it's rather easy to put a story on. First you write it on microsoft or something else. Save it log on to fanfiction. Then you go to documents and upload your story. Go to stories and click new story. Then it'll tell you what to do from there. Bye bye for now:D