With Sota off to find his girlfriend, Bankotsu made his appearance.

(Bankotsu sat on the stool and grinned)

HEY! It's you! How are you leader dude!

"I'm good thanks for asking." Bankotsu said with a dreamy background.

You won't be after this! Let us start shall we:)

Bankotsu... is dating Kagome

"I'm not dating Kagome!" Bankotsu argued.

"You better not be! Or else I'll kill you!" Koga threatened.

"You're not going to kill him, I'm going to kill him!" Inuyasha threatened.

Bankotsu... is cheating on Kagome with Sango

"Ok this is personal." Miroku growled. " Now, I'm going to kill you!"

"Not if I do it first!" Koga and Inuyasha shouted at the same time.

"NO WE ARE GOING TO KILL HIM!" Sango and Kagome growled.

Meanwhile Security was busy keeping Inuyasha, Koga, Sango, Kagome, and Miroku from jumping Bankotsu. He stuck out his tongue at them which made them growl more.

I love this job! And a lot of growling too! Is it Be-A-Dog-Demon Day? Hey that sounds awesome I should write that down... Anyways…

Bankotsu... Is cheating on both Kagome and Sango with--

"With who next! That Kikyo girl!" Bankotsu interrupted.

"I'M LOVED!" Kikyo shouted from the dungeon.

I was going to say Rin and Ayame, but sure her too! But what would be even more weird is… KEADE!

Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, Miroku, Sango, Kagome, and Koga were all infuriated at all of this and if not for the Security, would have ripped Bankotsu to shreds.

Now now kiddies, don't hate a playa. Wow I've resorted to Snoop lingo. -.- anyways...

Bankotsu... is a player that fights good!

"I'm not a player. I don't even like anyone so I have no idea what you're talking about!" Bankotsu said.

DON'T DENY LOVE MAN! MAKE LOVE NOT WAR o.O! Ahem, admit it to the world! You love em all and they all sneak away from their gangs and come to you!

"THAT'S NOT TRUE! AND STOP SAYING THAT...Inuyasha and those other guys are really started to creep me out.

"You better be afraid." They all growled.

Bankotsu...his life is screwed up!

"Why is that?"

Because…. OF THIS!

The audience stood up and started throwing a bunch of water balloons at Bankotsu and five nailed him in the face. Nobody saw him sob because he was so wet.

Well that was fun while it lasted! But now I feel bad about it. Security, give Bankotsu the Special Towel! Wink, hint, nudge nudge.

The guards came and gave Bankotsu the special towel. (evil dramatic music in the background) little did he know, it was really fly paper!

"Hey! Somebody get this off!"

You just had to put it on your head first :) Somebody get the paper off of him! O.o This will be funny.

Of course…it hurt him and everyone laughed. Inuyasha and the other guys calmed down and when ALL of the paper was off everyone practically cried their eyes out.

Thank you Tom, this just in… Bankotsu… IS BALD AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"NO…NO! MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!" Bankotsu ran around in circles screaming like a girl and almost tripped off the stage.

For future reference, we need him to have his hair…so… miracle grow please!

The Guards gave Bankotsu miracle grow and his hair went back to normal.

Let us continue :D

Bankotsu...he has a dislocated shoulder because the Banryuu is always dragging him down.

"Yea the doctor looked at that, he said to stop carrying it, but I didn't listen to him."

And it brokededed your shoulder o.o?

"No." Bankotsu grinned. A guy in a bird suit came after me."

O.O! I KNEW IT BIG BIRD IS EVVILLL EEEEEEEVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIILLL!

"No he was blue."

Oh….never mind then… moving on!

Bankotsu...is really Vlad Plasmius from Danny Phantom.

"No I'm not! But he has inspired me to become more ghostly and powerful!"

You can't become more powerful you, If-It-Weren't-For-Me-You'd-Be-Bald™ person thing! So hah and besides, I'm the omnipotent author ph43r /\/\3!

"Hardy har har…" Bankotsu scoffed.

Bankotsu...is The Ultimate Enemy.

And when I say the Ultimate Enemy I really mean the Ultimate Bunny!

"Wha-"

SILENCE FOOL!

Bankotsu...is so flipping hot, thousands of girls will run over him in less than 5,

4, 3, 2, 1…

Millions of fan girls came running towards Bankotsu. Everyone watched in horror for 10 minutes straight as the fan girls grabbed at him and stole stuff from him to auction off on EBay.

I feel bad for him… lolz not!

"You know what…some of those were my fan girls!" Sesshomaru complained. "NO THEY'VE BETRAYED ME! WHAT ABOUT MY BEARTYFUL HAIR, MR. FLUFFY-KINS, AND STRONG AUTHORITY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Poor Sesshy…

"I'm alive? I'M ALIVE! YES WOOO I JUST SURVIVED A MONSOON OF FAN GIRLS. I AM TRULY THE BEST!"

Congrats on that Bankotsu but now Sesshomaru is mad at you again, and I'm not saving you!

"You….are going down!" Sesshomaru charged at Bankotsu.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA—"

AAaaaaannndd that's the end folks! Sorry it took so long to update my goodness. Hard to keep up with homework and this x.X but ne ways. Thank you all for the suggestions. I especially laughed at the first ones pure gold! Well, I'll be waiting for the next suggestions so I can update again!