And after the wonderful session with Bankotsu and his playa self, (whatever) Rin decides to come out! She was inspired to be "brave" after Sesshomaru man-handled Bankotsu till the point when he started crying, screaming for his nanny, and sucking his thumb.
Cheering in background, awing, the works
Welcome Rin!
"Hello!" Rin said and waved at the audience as she stood on the stool.
Such a free spirit! Now, for my goal today, I wish to make this little girl get as mad as Barney not being accepted by the sailor scouts (Anime Breakdown)! Let us begin!
Rin...hates Sesshomaru-sama!
Rin gasped.
"THAT'S NOT TRUE!" Rin shouted and almost fell off the stool.
That's not what you said! In fact…
Rin...is just travelling with Sesshomaru so that she can kill him when it's the opportune moment. (I love Pirates of the Caribbean)
"LIES! LIES I SAY!" Rin screamed. "I love Lord Sesshomaru. He lets me play with his Fluffy-Kins. And I sleep on it too. Fluffy-Kins is soooo soft!"
"RIN! You were supposed to keep THAT A SECRET!" Sesshomaru fled to the dungeon.
Poor Sessh, lost all of his pride and dignity in half a second. I love this job:D Great going Rin, now Sessh will never let you sleep on Fluffy-Kins again!
"NUUUUUUUUUUU!" Rin started crying.
There was a giant uproar of anger, from the audience and the Rin fans and due to the unexpected brouhaha that was not a very pretty scene, we ask the readers to please stand-by.
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"Oh my god…oh my god… you didn't, you didn't just do that!"
"Dude! What's wrong with you!"
"It was an accident! I missed man I missed!"
"WE KNOW THAT, CLEAN UP THE MESS ALREADY."
"Oh. So that's how it's gunna be. Fine!"
"Hey Naraku! I have some news for you!"
"What happened?"
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance—" the guy was cut short.
Ok, everything is back in order?
"Yea!"
Ok, sorry for that folks. Anways, I'd like to continue.
"But boss, what about the curious readers?" one guard asked.
OOohhh right right right right. Well, it all started when a certain person made a certain girl cry and a certain idiot threw a certain egg at a certain crying girl. And a certain brouhaha happened where a certain audience, Rin fans, and Inuyasha cast decided to have a food fight. Although I'm not exactly sure where the food came from. So yea, we finally got the stage cleaned up. Hey someone get a stool out here!
A guard came a put a stool on the stage and Rin sat on it.
Ahem, anyways…
Rin...is in love with Sota.
"Yea right! That jerk said I talk to much! Oh yea, well what's a scared little girl supposed to do in a situation like that!" Rin argued.
Yea I know, men huh?(not really)
"Pfft. But he was really cool. He had these freckles and blushed and stuff." Rin went on.
O.o? And suddenly I'm lost. You hate him so much that you like him, right?
"Not quite, what I'm saying is this." Rin put on a therapist suit, glasses, and sat on the stool leg over leg style. "In the instance that…I was forcibly kidnapped and taken to that little shack house, I was completely terrified. As I told Kohaku, when I get scared…um I start to talk a lot. So—
Wait wait wait wait wait…I have some business to attend to! AAAIIIEEE!
"…?"
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Everyone heard a giant fart sound. Then another…and another… then a toilet flush.
Aaaaa relief, finally. Anyways, you got all professional on me and I don't really care, on with more important matters!
Rin...thinks Jaken is an ugly disconfigured toad!
"But he iiissss an ugly disconfigured toad." Rin said knowingly.
"YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT ME!" Jaken shouted from backstage and ran off.
Jaken stop lying to yourself! In fact, we could start a club, and I have the perfect motto. Ugly is Beauty!
"I hope you don't expect anyone to join something like that!" Inuyasha shouted sarcastically from the dungeon.
It's OK Inuyasha you don't have to pretend like you're not ugly:P
"What?" Inuyasha growled menacingly.
Hehe, moving on!
Rin...once poured melted chocolate on herself, hopped around 3 times, flapped her
arms and slapped her rump while squawking like a crow just to impress Sesshomaru.
"THAT'S A LIE! I SWEAR IT WASN'T WHAT EVERYONE THINKS!" Sesshomaru ran on stage.
Sesshomaru…are you o.o…gasp he is! You're lying you and Rin, I KNEW IT HAHAHA!
"NO IT'S NOT TRUE!" Sesshomaru was sweating rapidly.
HAH! YOU TWO WE'RE HAVING A TEA PARTY!
DJ CD remix thingy noise
"…..sure, tea party." Sesshomaru sighed and went backstage shaking his head.
Hehe… I love twisting things around.
"But, um, I and him and you and tea parties… OK I ADMIT IT! We had a tea party, but Johnny the Boy Bunny dared me to. And Sesshomaru-sama just happened to have walked in, and watch me! He laughed at me and said it was entertaining so I continued.
FOR THREE MORE HOURS!
"IT WAS FIVE" Rin shouted.
The audience gasped, some fainted, Sesshomaru screamed furiously that his life was ruined and how much he hated this show, and Inuyasha and cast laughed their butts off.
I just hope the FBI isn't after you! Cuz they'll come here.
"Well…I did get an FBI notice…" Sesshomaru said calmly.
O.O! ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME FIRED! Suddenly something going so right goes so wrong all because of a strange truth or dare. You know what, I hate that game now! Curse it to the oblivion below!
Everyone laughed at this.
What's so funny!
"Thanks to this fortune-telling person we hired, we found out that you would say that and we pretended! Hah NOW YOU'VE GOTTEN A DOSE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE!
But I don't like my medicine :
"Exactly!" the Inuyasha cast cheered.
Beat at my own game! Gasp! Fine, I guarantee that whoever comes out next will definitely regret it!
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Gasp, how very unexpected all of this was. I seriously didn't expect myself to add that. oh well I'm full of surprises! Lolz in fact, the entire time I wrote this my brain was sorta off, so I'm sorry if it's not funny…and ahem, as a request of mi owwnnn, PLEAZZ, no fancy smart ppls talk it scares me, I get enuff of that at schooolllll T.T (wolfygirl) remember kiddies, not making sense makes sense! I needa rite that down lolz! Annnywayss… tanks 4 tuh um… suggestions yea…and you'll have to jog my memory I forgot who Renkotsu was. I think he's the fire breathing one …yea anyway…the Rin suggestions were totally funnyyy lOLz! It's amazing what you guys know about all these ppl o.O.o.O.o! And um, please don't hurt me for insulting Inuyasha's beauty. Koga is betta anyways! Koga forever 3! buh bye for now:D Oh and P.S. IT WOULD NOT BE FUNNY IF KOGA GOT NUDERED!