Fortunately for the evil speaker, yours truly :) another brave being came onto the stage…another stupid brave being. It was Hojo, everyone forced him to sit on the stool that now had an electrical charge under it. Yes people, shocking is fuuunnnn!
You poor soul Ho…
"What?" Hojo asked.
Jo?
"Jo?"
Hojo Jojo Joho Hojo!
"…" Hojo was confused. And when he felt a sudden shock he jumped off the stool and shouted. "What was that!"
Have I ever told you that you almost seem gay?
"No, and you still haven't answered my question!"
Oh my bad, you almost seem gay Hojo.
"I do not sound gay!" Hojo shouted randomly at the audience and punched down on his sides like an angry school girl. "Why don't you say that to my fist!"
Woooaaahoo hoo hoo! Since when was Hojo the Hoho Jo so violent.
"That is not my name! And you still haven't answered my question. And I mean both of them!"
Ok, to the first one, it's a little thing I like to call ELECTRICITY! I'm not sure you've heard of it you stupid Stone Age cavegirl...
"I have, I'm the smartest person in my school."
Hojo Nerjo…
"I am not a nerd! I'm just very intelligent." Hojo argued back. He was poking at the chair and did various things to it before he decided to sit down again. "Now I want an answer to the second!"
"Why don't you say that to my fist!" Is that not what you asked?
"Yes."
Wasn't that a rhetorical question? Nobody ever gets an answer to something like that.
"It was not, I want an answer!" Hojo frowned but grinned and he looked even gayer!
Bite me.
"Ok, then come down here." Hojo challenged.
You take things waaaay too literally Hoho Jojo Nerdo. Haha and I bet you can't tune a fish!
Kagome walks out
"What's the matter with you! Why are you conversating with him, you're not following standard procedure!" Kagome said angrily.
Woman get off my stage, before I send in, the Dofus.
"The Dofus?" Everyone questioned.
Of course, the only being more eviler than me! Muahahahahahahaha! Ahem, so be it Kagome. Since you seemingly WANT me to insult Hojo with random stuff like I usually do, I will :) mind you it's all real and true!
"Whatever she says isn't true everyone. I just want you to know that. Ok?"
"Ok." the audience answered.
Hojo… is a man.
HAHA IT'S ALL A LIE! IT ISN'T TRUE! Kagome if I were you I'd run, you're in love with a lady!
"EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Kagome screamed and ran behind Inuyasha. "You're just messing with my head again. That's all, Hojo can't be a girl." Kagome was practically hyperventilating at this point.
"Ok, I take that back, everything she says isn't a lie!" Hojo shook his head pitifully.
:) allow me to show you that you are wrong Kagome. Hojo walks and talks like a girl. And I'm pretty sure he could pass as one. He's a real fruitcake. That's why he always brings you healthy food. He picks them off his body! You should just call him Leftover-Fruitcake-That-No-One-Dared-To-Eat-From-Christmas-30-Years-Ago. And to top it all off, when he walks, he sparkles. All those strange backgrounds with roses and pretty lights appears all the time. Only girls, and whatever Sesshomaru is… can do that.
"You will definitely be hearing from my lawyer." Sesshomaru said from backstage.
Hojo…he sells items from the black market on Ebay after using his cousin Akitoki as a target!
"O.O WHHHAATT!" Hojo looked around innocently. He whispered something under his breath.
"What's that? It's true! Hehe, I guessed. Alright everyone, whip out the laptops we gotta check this out!"
The audience took out laptops that were under their chairs and turned them on. When they saw Hojo's black market materials, they all gasped, and then laughed.
:) I'm suing you for this.
Hojo…is a telletubbie only he doesn't want hugs he wants drugs.
You need to learn to read. It always says hugs not drugs. Idiot…
"You're lying! I do not! I am not!" Hojo almost fell off the stool but caught himself and grabbed the sides of the stool. He felt a sudden shock go through his body and he fell over.
Hehe, that never gets old. And while you're on the floor…
Hojo… licks the floor for money so that he can have plastic surgery. Where? Tis unknown, and I'm pretty sure nobody wants to know anyway…
"Plastic surgery? What does he need plastic surgery for?" Inuyasha asked out loud.
All those sparkles and flashy lights make him look fat.
"I'm hardly fat. I work out everyday, it keeps me healthy." Hojo claimed.
Hojo Fatso Smello Alot-jo !
"Grrr, why do you keep making up weird names!"
Really…were your parents drunk when they named you? Nobody names their kid "HOJO". It almost sounds like a future hillbilly's or garbage man's name. Hojo… haha..
"I want to be a gym trainer when I grow up not a hillbilly or garbage man!"
You want to train gyms! You can't even tune a fish.
"Tuna fish? Tuna is a fish, you don't have to say tuna and fish." Hojo said knowingly.
I didn't say tuna fish I said tune a fish.
"But…that's the same thing…"
Read the text genius…
"….ah, I see. You coulda just said that!"
That.
"Say what?" Hojo was confused again.
What.
"Huh!"
I don't like you say games…
"Games." the audience said.
D'oh!
Hojo, who smells of sweat and poop… exercises everyday so they will let him be a sailor scout cause he's fat.
"They only let girls be sailor scouts."
Exactly why you'd be perfect, just lose the extra weight and you'll be in in no time.
"How many times do I have to say I'm not a girl!" Hojo's voice cracked.
Well, actually this is you're first time saying those specific words. :)
"Sigh. AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!" Hojo screamed and flew off the stool. He felt that sudden shock again.
No sighing in my studio. Hehe…look at your hair.
It was true, Hojo's hair was black and straight up as if he has been shocked (woops ;D) a bunch of times.
"I hate you." Hojo sobbed.
Yes! I have proven my point. If anymore of you wise guys wanna pull another stunt like the one you did last chapter, then be prepared for extra torment!
Everyone gulped except the audience, they were cheering.
"How is it we ended up here?" Inuyasha groaned.
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Woooo! I finally dun dis chappy. I've been very busy but I finally got it. K well, hope you enjoyed it. Next chappy whenever I finish writing it x.X