The next brave soul didn't have a human soul at all. It was Ginkotsu the half man half machine!(If I remember correctly :P) He rolled out and asserted himself on the stool…which happened to crush it.
Hey! You're paying for that!
"Gesh!" he said in that robotic voice of his.
Hmm…? Gesh… must mean yes in robot. Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto!
The audience sweatdropped.
Weelllll welly welly weelllser we gotta tha robot out here. :) Boy I got a ton of things to say about you!
Ginkotsu… knows a girl who knows a girl who knows a guy who knows a friend of a girl who knows a girl who knows a cousin who knows someone who works for the government who knows the president! But he really doesn't know that girl who knows a girl who knows a guy who knows a friend of a girl who knows a girl who knows a cousin who knows someone who works for the government who knows the president! He only knows Renkotsu and his other brothers…--
"Ooo Ooo and me too!" Jakotsu ran out blew a kiss to the audience. There was gurgling sounds and ew's and barfing noises throughout the audience.
Oh that's pretty -.-;
"Gesh!" Ginkotsu said again.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!... Wait. Do you mean "Gesh" as in I agree with the sarcasm or "Gesh" as in you think it's pretty o.o?
"Gesh!" Ginkotsu said again.
Mmmhmm that makes sense. RENKOTSU! GET OUT HERE! You circus freak who eats, drinks, and spits water :O!
Renkotsu slowly came out. He looked around suspiciously knowing that there had to be some trap waiting for him. The thought of ice echoed in his mind as he crossed over the sinister dark stage. The floor creaked with every step. Creak…… Creak….. Creak…. Cccrreeeaaaaakkkkk….. His heart beat was incredibly fast, he heard every bump. His feet suddenly began to race, he was walking fast, jogging, SPRINTING! (girl screams in the background) Suddenly everything stopped. Renkotsu made it alive to where Ginkotsu was sitting…. Or standing… whichever. This suddenly dark and disturbing piece brought to you by me, the lovable yet evil author :)
Everyone was looking at Renkotsu like he was a lunatic. He was sweating and hyperventilating as if he had just seen and ran from the world's scariest….um use your imagination… -.-;
Okkkieeee now that Renkotsu is out here… um we can continue! Renkotsu since you're the only known being in this world who can seemingly understand this thing, you translate what he's saying.
"D-Do I have to?" Renkotsu cried.
Gessshhhh! Hehe, the irony… but uh.. yea do it! Or forever feel the wrath of…. THE DOFUS!
There was dramatic background music playing as Renkotsu slowly stood on his usual place on Ginkotsu.
Ginkotsu… will not say "gesh".
"GEESSSSHHHHH!" Ginkotsu geshed angrily.
See he didn't say "gesh" he said "GEESSSSHHHHH!" Stupid robot.
"Gesh." Ginkotsu said sadly.
Trrraannnsssslaation please :)
"Well, when you said he wasn't going to say "gesh" he screamed, "GEESSSSHHHHH!" angrily at you. Renkotsu said.
(Crickets)
You are sooo stupid we all know he said GEESSSSHHHHH!" we've repeated the exact word and spelling about four times now… okay… Renkotsu.
"Yes?"
En Ingles por favor
"¿Que?" Renkotsu asked dumbfounded.
Sigh…
Renkotsu…is really dumb.
"Geee-sh-esh-esh-esh!" Ginkotsu laughed. (o.O?)
"Hey! This session isn't about me! And who's side are you on Ginkotsu!" Renkotsu's voice cracked.
"Gesh gesh geessshhh."
"Oh so it's like that now!"
What smells like pee…?
"Gesh ggeessh geshh gesh gessshhh!"
"Really! (sniff) THEN WHY DID YOU STEAL MY LUNCH MONEY IN COLLEGE!.
"Geeeesssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
"I WAS NOT WIMPY!"
Your own brother jacked you, wow! Your even stupider than I thought! Why are you friends with him.
"We're not friends…we just…needed to kill Inuyasha is all and then we'd separate."
Uh huh…
"Gesh Geessshh gesh gessshh."
"I WASN'T A MIME OR A CIRCUS CLOWN. DID YOU SEE ME WALKING ON A BUNCH OF STILTS? NO. DID YOU SEE ME RIDING IN LITTLE CARS? DID YOU—
"Gesh…geeesshhh…!"
"Hey…I couldn't afford anything else I had to buy that car."
What car…?
"Gee-shesh-esh-esh-esh!"
"So what it was pink! It was from Jakotsu what do you expect!"
"Gesh."
ALRIGHT ALL OF YOU SHUSH… first order of business, guards remove that little parasite off my stage. Then get me another stool! Lastly, get me a glade air freshener and, plug it in plug it in!
The guards picked up Koga and threw him in a small cage in the dungeon. They threw a stool at Renkotsu then plugged in a giant Glade plug in.
I knew it, Koga! Bad dog no peeing on trees! Or in my studio for that matter!
"Gesh….." Ginkotsu was getting annoyed.
So many distractions… the next person who talks gets his head waxed!
The audience looked around, one guy got up and left. He was pale. Everyone watched and saw that he had a giant piece of tape shaped bald spot on the back of his head.
Ginkotsu…before he was a robot he was a bunny.
"Gesh!"
Don't hide it. You were a little brown and white bunny who was turned into a half human half robot type creature by a mad scientist named Draconius Von Ibuprofen Fochanius Con Pork!
"Gesh…" The lights dimmed and Ginkotsu put a pipe in his mouth and glasses on his face.
"Gesh gesh gesshh gessh geeesshhh gggeessh gesh gesh geeeshh gesh--
Ten minutes later…
"Gesh gesshhy geshyy gesh geshed en gesher!" Ginkotsu finished.
Everyone was in tears, the audience the guards and even the Inuyasha cast!
YOWSAH! That was an incredible story… after than I can no longer insult Ginkotsu. I love you man!
Everyone cheered.
Renkotsu… is one more stupid comment away from becoming Pamala Anderson.
"I may be sexy but I'm not stupid, go ahead ask me a smart question." Renkotsu challenged.
Okkieeee :) and your not sexy by the way. Ok, where does wool come from?
"Wool comes from cows!" Renkotsu said.
WHAT!
Everyone burst out laughing.
Okieee ahaha, if wool comes from cows then Hojo and Sesshomaru are men!
"……" Hojo and Sesshomaru twitched angrily back stage.
"My lawyer never loses!" Sesshomaru declared.
Ok so this chappy was a lil diff but since I couldn't think of anything for the robot, we will transfer to Renkotsu! See you soon:D