All the cast members wanted to take a break from being brutally insulted so they decided to toss three of Kikyo's soul stealers onto the stage. Kikyo burst into tears and screamed madly and sadly how they were her life line. She fell on her knees bawling away and everyone watched as Koga and Inuyasha dragged her into the dungeon.

Harrrsshh! You know you didn't have to do that. And you know what, I might even bring you out again Inuyasha, our first session was short.

"But you had us and our father out in a session remember!" Inuyasha said frantically hoping to not have to go out again.

:) no. Your coming up! Muhahahahahahahaahahah!

"Ahahahahah!" Kagome laughed at Inuyasha.

And maybe you too Kagome!

" Oh no!" Inuyasha said.

"We're-" Kagome added.

"DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDD!" They both yelled together.

Some of the people in the audience stuck there finger in there ear and twisted it around. Some had there hair going back. It was a hilarious scene. Everyone was staring in shock at what just happened. And for the readers who aren't aware of this little inside joke, it's from Futurama when Bender and his parallel universe counterpart screamed "doomed" together for a long time. :D So long that they actually cut it off. Now that you know, LAUGH! Ahehe continuing…

Wow you two go nuts while you're at it! Sheesh!

Inuyasha and Kagome were gasping for breath as they walked off stage.

Soo my little adorable soul stealers that make weird noises when they fly around. I mean seriously it's like Shhheeeeerrrrrrrrrooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu sheerrrr Sheeruuu uhuhuhuh and stuff.

"Sheerroouuuu!" the first soul stealer said.

The three soul stealers started flying around, and the sherrroouuu noise they made sounded like a strange type of music. Then they changed it to what sounded like techno, then opera, then rap. o.O

Oh God no! Not another foreign language. Can anyone translate for us?

"I's jus pullin yur leg I 'cn talk English." The first soul stealer said.

Not very well obviously. "SPEAK" English dumbo! Hope you heard that with those big ears of yours. Go fly off to the fiery pits of the Bates Motel and get a photo with your all time pal Mr. Psycho with a knife at night!

"But….I don-"

Yea that's right I bet you've been plotting against the Hilton's Hotels all this time! How dare you! And what about Holiday Inn!

"But I don't even know what yer talkin ab-"

Then you can go get on an airplane and fly to China to get some China cuz they deflated your stupid dumbo ears then you became that ugly worm thing!

"She's on to us Patrick!" the second superstitious soul stealer whispered.

What was that?

"Nothing!" they all said together.

Kikyo's soul stealers… are secretly Mario Luigi and Yoshi.

That's right Mario go off to jump on turtles and little walking turds with eyes all day. Then you and your brother can ride the green dinosaur with a long tongue all day and punch him in the back of the head so he swallows these walking turds with eyes. Yea that's right Yoshi, they use you! You must strike back!

"YooshiiI!" Yoshi appeared and put on a General's hat and began his taking over the Mushroom Kingdom.

"Something's wrong with you….really…." the third soul stealer commented.

Shut up Mario!

Kikyo's soul stealers… had an affair with Naraku on the internet.

Naraku gasped and cried out: "IT WAS YOU! YOU WERE THE PERSON WHO STOLE MY HEART AND RIPPED IT TO SHREDS! YOU WERE THE ONES WHO TOOK ADVANTAGE OF MY LOVE. (sniff) HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A HORRIBLE THING TO THE COFFEEMAN! STARBUCKS FOREVER MAAANN!

I'm slightly freaked out, Naraku… what are you talking about.

"Please, don't ask that because frankly, none of us want to know!" the Inuyasha cast agreed.

Mmm…very well.

"I dun was SexyBabe65!" the first soul stealer declared.

"And I DatemeIloveyou!" the third announced.

Then who was the second guy?

"I was the one pretending to be the little pink kitten so that I could get attention since everyone thought I was a psycho." The second admitted. Everyone stared at him.

You ARE a psycho.

"Am not!" the second said in a Clint Eastwood voice. Then he started chewing on a plastic alligator's head.

There's something wrong with all of you isn't there? The second one is weird and creepy.

"Like Naraku!" Shippo added. Everyone snickered.

The first one talks like a redneck.

"Tarnation." The first one grinned.

And the third one… hmmm

"Yes?" the third one cried.

You's a crazy mam-ma jama!

"A what?"

A who?

"Where?"

Dookie?

"What?"

Stain.

"You're stupid!" the third one frowned.

Screw you! (Shoots a giant red laser out of eyes and roasts the soul stealers)

Everyone gasped. Then they cheered as they got fish sticks. Yes folks, soul stealers are actually fish, or naga, whichever satisfies you most.

The end! See I was gunna do Renkotsu but I decided that I liked this better. So READ AND REvIEW and remember YOU CAN GIVE ME SUGGESTIONS THAT I WILL PUT INTO THE STORY! And give you credit of course. Buh bye now:D