Although he didn't want to, Renkotsu was forced to go out onto the stage. Everyone was mad that he got a break :P They all grinned menacingly as he tip-toed to the newly replaced stool since it got incinerated last time.
Welcome back Renkotsu :P
"What are you going to do to me?" Renkotsu was hyperventilating again and about to cry. Some of the audience sympathized while the rest just thought he was a psycho.
Me? Do something? Naa I'm not evil.
(Dramatic evil background music and girl screaming)
"Then why is it that there is always dramatic evil background music? Every time you say something, it comes up."
Not every time…
(Dramatic evil background music and girl screaming)
Hmm…weird…
Thou shalt not kill!!!
"Wh-what?"
Renkotsu… steals clothes from Jakotsu's closet.
"No I don't!" Renkotsu said.
Yea you're right…you're far too fat and bulgy…fatty mc fat..fat…
"It's just my clothes…they're big looking…like Inuyasha's!"
"Hey don't bring me into this…and my clothes aren't big!" Inuyasha yelled from the dungeon.
Hey I like Inuyasha's clothes…
"You do?" Renkotsu asked.
"You do?" the audience asked.
"You do?" Inuyasha asked.
NO!
Renkotsu… is a male prostitute working under the alias "Shounen-Ai"
"A what?! Did you just call me a prostitute?! How dare you! I hate you!" Renkotsu shouted.
Grrrr….
"With all due respect of course!" he was sweating again.
"This is the most pathetic thing I've seen in my life." Inuyasha complained.
"YOU'RE the most pathetic thing I've seen in my life Inuyasha." Sesshomaru sulked off to the dungeon mumbling about peanut butter and hating my studio. And something about Naraku, and his lawyer and a bunch of other stuff. Poor Sesshy.
"Shut up Inuyasha I almost killed you!" Renkotsu claimed.
No you didn't! You're fire isn't even hot! It's like you're blowing a nice little breeze on Inuyasha's face you pathetic excuse for a demon!
At this point Renkotsu was bawling
"First those mean kids in kindergarten then that mean big girl with man hands in third grade. Then Ginkotsu and now you and Inuyasha! What do I have to dooooooooo!!!!!!"
Do? Here's something you do very well.
Renkotsu… wears fuzzy pink bunny suits and sucks his thumb while watching Strawberry Shortcake.
"And what's wrong with Strawberry Shortcake? She's awesome. Her and…sniff…all her friends… Blueberry Muffin and Angel Cake and Orange Blossom and Huckleberry Pie and Ginger Snap and Apricot and…
And Skunky and Toilet Mouth and Garlic n' Onions! Right, lovely show…..I assume you love the Cabbage Patch Kids as well? Eeee…soulless fiends…
"…maybe…" Renkotsu was fiddling with his thumbs.
No wonder Bankotsu hates you so much. How did you even get in the band of seven?
"Hey hey! Use capital letters! It's important." Bankotsu complained. The guards came and threw him head first into the dungeon. There was a loud thud followed by a hoarse "owy"
"I cheated."
How do you cheat to get into the Band of Seven. There satisfied?
(There is no answer)
Hmm, must be knocked out…
(Dramatic evil background music and girl screaming)
-.- anyway…explain
"Well first there was this IQ test. I didn't need to cheat on that I'm smart anyway." Renkotsu began.
Uh huh, keep telling yourself that.
"Hmm…and then there was a strength test."
Right…
"Since I wasn't able to lift the minimum 50 pounds, I painted a pair of marshmallows and shaped them like weights so everyone would think I was strong. See how smart I am!" Renkotsu did a lil dance.
"WHAT!? You mean you cheated! The lies! The deception! How could you Renkotsu!?" Bankotsu ran out to the stage.
First of all Renkotsu, you should have realized that they'd find out eventually. That's how stupid you are. And Bankotsu you're an even bigger idiot for not figuring out that he cheated earlier. And I thought you were still unconscious!
(Dramatic evil background music and girl screaming)
Hmm… on the other hand, you let yourselves be beaten by Inuyasha. Aha you're all dumb. And Sesshomaru! And Koga, and Sango, and Miroku, and Shippo, and Kagome, and Kaede so to speak… you all let yourselves get beaten by Inuyasha. Which makes me wonder, Kagome, Miroku, Shippo, Sango…?
"Yes?" They all reply.
Why is it that your friends with a maniac who has anger management and emotion problems AND tried to kill all of you for no real reason and or reasons.
"…" None of them knew.
"Hey its not like I killed any of them." Inuyasha shot back.
But you were going to.
"Ahem, can we get back to me? That's So Raven is almost on and I don't want to miss it." Renkotsu shouted.
Alright don't get you panties in a knot.
"They're my panties!" Jakotsu giggled. "Now if only Inuyasha would-"
ALRIGHT QUIET!!
Renkotsu… secretly dates a giant talking Koi named Bobby Good-Times.
"Heh, Bobby-Good-Times." Miroku snickered.
Quiet Miroku.
"Bobby Good-Times? Ahaha they should call him Bobby Great-Times, MAGNIFICENT TIMES!!" Renkotsu smiled at whatever memory it was he was having of this koi fish.
Everyone was frowning. Why was it that the Inuyasha cast had dating problems? Sure Inuyasha is trying to be a pimp and all, but that isn't working out. Miroku IS a pimp, Shippo usually has one night stands with different girls in different villages, and Naraku…well we don't need to go there. As for Kagura, we all know she loves Sesshomaru.
"IT'S NOT TRUE!! WHO'S FEEDING YOU THIS PROPAGANDA?!" Kagura shouted from the dungeon. "THEY'RE ALL LIES!!! LIIIIEEEEZZZZZ!!!!"
Did you take your meds today Kagura… :)
Everyone then heard someone weeping down in the dungeon. I'm sure it wasn't Kagura.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! KAGURA SAD!!!!" Kagura cried.
Yep…definitely not Kagura. Maybe it was a rat or something. Or maybe even a cockroach. I mean, pfft, if you had to deal with Kagura, wouldn't you wanna cry too:D
(Dramatic evil background music and girl screaming)
You know that is really starting to get on my nerves…
"It's your theme song what do you expect!?" Renkotsu blurted out.
Oh shut up! It's not my fault that
Renkotsu… cheated on Bobby Good-Times with the entire cast of the Teletubbies.
"Ew…" …well pretty much everyone said that if not thought it…
What ever happened to Mr. Magnificent Times? You gotta go and get with those … … ahem…those little freaks. And their alien language… I bet they're plotting to take over all existence in the universe!!!! They look like aliens don't they…they just needed to go under cover so they started a kiddy show. It's the perfect disguise…only I know of their pure evilness!!
"Um…" Renkotsu stated.
And while they pretend to be all happy and singy it's really them plottin n plannin. You'll see! You'll all see!!!!! I wish the S.W.A.T team would kill em all off!
Suddenly the Teletubbies came running in holding a strange alien object. They were talking in that annoying creepy gibberish very frantically. And another suddenly! The S.W.A.T team came crashing in through the windows! They pulled out rifles and shot guns and other guns of mass destruction,use your imagination. They shot at the Teletubbies until eery single atom that made up their oddly shaped oddly colored bodies no longer existed. And to any scientists reading this who say it's not possible….SCREW YOU!
Now that that's over with we can continue. Renkotsu I hate you and everything you stand for. You give demons and fire a bad name and if it were up to me you would never have existed. Did the doctor slap your mom when you were born or what?
Renkotsu began to cry. "Yes….he! DID!!!!!" Then he ran off to join the cockroach and or rat that was crying in the dungeon.
Weeee the end! Yay I finally finished this chappy. I would have started typing sooner but I have a problem at the moment with a bunch of little kids. Gotta make sure they stay away from my dragons and don't brake my new Wii x.x anyways THANK YOU THANK YOU Lady Hiran FOR THE SUGGESTIONS!! Otherwise this chapter may not have been possible. Oh and sorry I didn't use the molesting ones but those were kinda outa my range of funny cuz…yea its kinda really bad… :P Please everyone feel free to send in any suggestions or dirt/beef you have with any of these characters. Hope you enjoyed the chappy! More soon! Bye bye now :D