It was a miracle! I knew that dramatic evil background music and the girl screaming couldn't really be because I was evil…ok so maybe it was. But the girl screaming wasn't my fault. Luckily we all found out that it was Urasui, that creepy looking very very very very very old lady that was trying to revive Kikyo. You know the chick who was the glorified cameo, without the glory… everyone was sick of hearing the girl scream in terror whenever she saw that creepy wrinkled face so they forced Urasui out on the stage. Then they threw the girl out the window. Urasui walked to the stool and sat on it. She stared at the audience for awhile…then she smiled. Some people hurled, some people cried, some people's mirrors broke, and even some people were praying. Why? Don't ask me I'm just a voice forcing the Inuyasha cast on to a stage to be tormented with my obvious lies…er… I mean it's all true! Yea…

"Hello everybody. Would anyone like some of Grandma's cookies." Urasui asked holding up a plate of cookies she took out of… um… lets just say it materialized so I don't get sued for anything. All the guys in the studio ew'd and everyone else started yelling "MY EYES!!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY EYES?!?!?"

Wow I've never seen anyone so hideous. You make children cry and little girls scream when they see your ugliness. You know there's a treatment that removes all traces of ugliness from your body.

"Really? I never thought that I was ugly." Urasui said.

Well it looks like you're in serious need of a reality check :)

"Hmm…what is this treatment?" Urasui asked. "I'm old so I'm not hip to all the new trends."

Do you even have a hip? Or any major organs? What exactly is keeping you from falling apart? Oh and hey, how were the dinosaurs? If you survived that whole meteor thing then…well the whole meteor thing was nothing but bologna. Scientists were wrong! It wasn't a giant meteor that took out the dinosaurs, it was your face!

Everyone in the audience ooo'ed. It felt like we were on Yo Momma or something.

"Round 1…Strictly Yo Momma jokes. Round 2… Strictly Yo Momma jokes. Round 3… Strictly Yo Momma jokes." Wilmer says.

Anyways…this treatment I was just talking about. They call it B.A.G.

"B.A.G?"

Yea its real easy too. All you have to do is get a bag and put it over your head so that it thoroughly covers your entire face and most of your neck. Make sure it's real tight around the neck and don't bother putting in eye holes. You're eyes are so big it would probably just rip the bag in half when you cut out the holes.

"You're mean. Why is the whole world against me?!" Urasui started crying.

"AAAAHHHH IT'S SOOO REPULSIVE!!!" some guy from the audience shouted. The entire audience started screaming and things got out of control so we really did need to put a bag on Urasui's head. Now that we don't have to look at those creepy red bug eyes anymore…

Ahem, this is awkward…I've never done a Know Your Stars with someone who's so ugly that they have to wear a bag over their head just to keep from making people's eyes melt.

"You're just jealous!" Urasui shot back.

Do I need to make them put a muzzle on you too?

"…"

Okay…

Urasui…what is she exactly where did she come from?

Are you like an alien or something. Or maybe the government made you. A military experiment that went terribly wrong. Terribly… terribly wrong…

"I was made the way everyone else was." Urasui said.

I don't believe that.

Urasui… what is she a lesbian?

What was the deal with the whole reviving Kikyo? You're probably the only fan Kikyo has.

"Well the real reason I kidnapped Kikyo was because I saw this really cool commercial on television about a magic kit that lets you revive people. I'd just heard about Kikyo's death so I went grave robbing for her and tested the kit out. It worked really well you know." Urasui explained.

Ewww… you coulda put some clothes on her. It was almost as creepy as you… I almost filed a lawsuit…almost…

Suddenly there was a loud shrill shriek and we heard someone cursing and crying their way to the dungeon to join Renkotsu and the rat and or cockroach.

"I'M NOT A RAT AND OR COCKROACH!!! I'M KAGURA THE WIND SORCERESS AND YOU MADE ME CRY WITH YOUR STUPID LIIIEEEZZZ!!!!" Kagura shouted from the dungeon.

You know now that I'm actually really listening I think it might be a weasel.

Anywho… Urasui I hate you and so does the audience and everyone around you. Do the world a favor and go dig a well and stay in there until the world ends. If you lived through the dinosaurs and the ice age, I'm pretty sure you won't be dying anytime soon.

"Sniff…ok I guess you're right." Urasui sighed. She got off the stool and walked out of the studio. Then she dug a well and sat in it for all eternity.

Kikyo I feel sooooooo bad for you. You were re-dug up and revived by an old lady with cookies. You should be happy Inuyasha came to the rescue…then again…I'm pretty sure the ratings would go up a whole lot if you didn't make so many appearances.

"Oh shut up." Kikyo shouted from the dungeon.

"Round 1…Strictly Yo Momma jokes. Round 2… Strictly Yo Momma jokes. Round 3… Strictly Yo Momma jokes." Wilmer says. "Oooooweeeeee!!"

Wilmer go away!

When Wilmer exited the building Kikyo came rushing up on stage.

You're lucky we already had our little session or I'd be bagging on you a lot more.

"What are you talking about? You ARE bagging on me." Kikyo protested.

At least you managed to keep you clothes on!

Kikyo just stormed back into the dungeon. She cried with Renkotsu and the weasel.

"I'M NOT A WEASEL!!"

And that's all folks! Thanks to Salrynn Goddess of Shadow for the suggestion to use Urasui and the fact that she pointed out that she probably is a lesbian. Lol I was just looking at how many chapters I have in this story…almost 30. Anyone know how many chapters I can have cuz I know that I'm not even half way done with all the characters in this. Lol I might have to go back and lump them together oh well. Hope you enjoyed this chappy!! More soon. Buh bye now:D