After the horrific session with Urasui, we bring out the cat demons from the panther tribe. All of them came, you know… Touran the ice cat, Karan the fire cat, Shunran the flower cat, and Shurran the thunder cat. They did a bunch of flips and acrobatic moves before sitting on the four stools that were out. Shurran broke his stool because he was so fat so we made him sit on the floor. Then charge him. You break it you buy it!

Well if it isn't the cat demons. You're all pathetic, you got owned by your leader. You should be happy Sesshomaru was a really dumb smart person. If he hadn't used the Tensaiga then you'd all be meow mix right now.

"Well I wouldn't say Meow Mix…" Touran said

Oh shut up!

Touran… loves Vanilla Ice's music.

"Doesn't everyone?" Touran asked. The entire audience traded glances before laughing their heads off.

"Vanilla Ice was and always will be a loser and a poser!" some guy from the audience shouted.

He had to steal from Under Pressure just to make that Ice Ice Baby song. You're just as pathetic as he is!

"Hey you be nice to her!" Shunran hissed.

Ooo it's Shunran the flower princess I'm soooo afraid! Whatever will I do? She's going to throw a flower at me! Somebody heellpp meee!

"Stop it! They're more dangerous than you think! And plus I can make illusions with them." Shunran argued.

Right… If you made clones of yourself, it would still be just a bunch of flower pedals. And I'm not allergic to pollen or anything and rose thorns don't scare me!

"What about a Venus flytrap!?"

Do I look like a fly to you?

"Weeellll….-" Shunran started.

Don't answer that.

Shunran…doesn't scare anyone with her flower power.

"You're just jealous!" Shunran shouted angrily.

Is that the best you can come up with? Jeez, you whine too much. You DID knock out Kirara I'll give you that…

"Thank you!" Shunran said proudly.

But there's no way you could have done that with just flowers. There was catnip in that I bet!

"Wh-N-No there wasn't!" Shunran said nervously. Touran slapped her head, she knew I'd figured it all out.

Kirara is clean, but you made her addicted to catnip! You horrible people! If I were you Sango I'd sue them for this. It's even worse than the peanut butter!

"I'M SO ASHAMED!!" Sesshomaru ran to join Kikyo, Renkotsu and the weasel.

"I'm not a-! Oh what's the point." Kagura started moping.

It's a good thing cats and dogs get addicted to different things, otherwise Inuyasha and Koga, and Sesshomaru would have been drugged with catnip.

"You make no sense." Inuyasha commented. "How can you get drugged by catnip?"

Just then Kirara came walking out, or rather stumbling out. She was still in her small form but for some reason her tails were in their big form, and so was one of her paws. (lmao if you picture it it's so crazy!) Her eyes were white instead of red and everyone gasped at the site of this abomination. A few girls in the audience fainted. Inuyasha gagged while Koga could only stare in horror.

"Okay you've made your point…" he and Koga went to join Sesshomaru, Kikyo, Renkotsu and the weasel in the dungeon.

"Oh come on…I didn't give her THAT much." Shunran pouted.

"I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN SOMETHING WAS WRONG WHEN KIRARA FLEW INTO THAT TREE!!" Sango cried. She threw a bucket of water at Shunran. Shunran hissed and fled behind Shurran.

You guys have some dumb names…Shoe ran? Shun Ran? Care Ran? Tore Ran? Come on…couldn't yo mommas come up with something better than that?

"Hey my name is normal you can't make fun of it!" Karan complained.

I can and I will Care Ran. Take care Ran you should be CAREful RANning…

"Okay that last one didn't even make sense."

Karan…has an extremely dumb name and anyone who says otherwise also has a really dumb name.

"Hey why haven't you said anything about me?" Shurran asked feeling left out.

…I'm sorry who are you?

"I'm Shurran remember?" Shurran asked hopeful. "Thunder…lightning…?"

You know now that I think about it I'm pretty sure nobody remembers anything about you…except that you got owned. Guards!

The guards came and threw the cat demons out the window. Touran went home and listened to Vanilla Ice, Shurran found a job as the janitor of the Thunder Cats, Shunran became a gardener until she was fired for planting hoards of giant Venus flytraps in people's back yards, and Karen became a coat for Paris Hilton. Karen made Paris Hilton hot!... … … …get it cuz she's the fire cat demon…and she became a coat…and made her hot…get it?...ah nevermind.

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o.O; well this chapter sucked harder than a black hole. Lol oh well I rushed through it lol I didn't even bother reading over it. more soon lol hope you enjoyed it o.O;; bye bye :D