Chapter 8

"Oh, June, what's wrong?"

June turned around to see Spongebob coming closer to her, she wiped the tears from her eyes.

"Freakshow has done...something terrible." June told him.

"There, there, June, we'll set it right." He told her. "Now tell me everything."

DPDPDPDPDP

Meanwhile, Danny and the others were lying unconcious in the cave.

"Ow, my head," Wolfchibi murmered as she got up. "It feels like somebody made me watch 5 hours of Barney."

She looked at everyone else, who was unconcious.

"Guys, guys, wake up." She said, shaking them.

"Ow, my head..." Ali said. "It feels like somebody made me watch..."

"Yeah, I get it." Wolfchibi told her.

"We're trapped." Beast Boy pointed upwards.

"Why that two face son of a..." Danny started.

"Four letter word." Jake snarled, angrily.

"Whoever he was, he's long gone with that lamp." Danny said.

"Oh really?" Jake pulled out the lamp from under his hat.

"Why you hairy little theif." Danny said, taking the lamp from Jake.

"I'll take that as a compliment." Jake grinned.

"It seems like some sort of beat-up-worthless piece of junk..." Ali said.

"Hey, I think there's something written on here, but it's kind of hard to make out." Danny said, rubbing the spot.

Suddenly fireworks sprouted from the lamp as a girl's laughter filled the air, everone ducked behind a boulder, leaving Danny with that out-of-control lamp.

"OHHHHHH...OY!" A figure exclaimed.

It turned out to be a girl with straight black hair and with purple streaks in it, brown eyes, a purple arabian t-shirt and a ruffled mini skirt.

"10 THOUSAND YEARS CAN GIVE YOU...such a crink in the neck." She told Danny and his friends. "Hang on a second." She took Danny by the collar and hung him on a pointy rock, she lifted her head off her shoulders and turned it 360 degrees around. "WOOAAAAH, WOAH! Does it feel good to be out of there!" She put her head back onto her shoulders, Danny's friends helped him down from the rock.

"Hello, nice to be back ladies and gentlemen. Hey, where're you from, what's your name?" The girl asked Danny as she shoved a microphone in his face.

"Um...Daniel." Danny said. "But my friends call me..."

"Daniel!" The girl exclaimed before Danny had a chance to finish. "Can we call you Dan, or maybe just Eil, or how about Laddy?"

"Laddy?" Danny asked her with a confused look on his face.

"Yeah, I named by doggie that once." The girl said, holding up a picture of an enraged Chiwawa. "Never saw him after that, Mama Genie said he got run over by a car..."

"Um...excuse me but..." Ali began.

"Oh well, it sounds like here boy, come here Laddie!" The girl said, transforming into a dog.

"I must have hit my head harder than I thought." Danny muttered.

"Same here." Ali and Beast Boy agreed.

"POOR LADDIE!" Jake burst out into tears.

"Do you smoke? Mind if I do?" The girl said as she dissappeared into a puff of smoke, Jake jumped back in surprise and screeched wildly. "Oh sorry, Cheetah, hope I didn't singe the fur."

"Hey, WolfChibi, Blocky! Haven't seen you in a few millennia, give me some cha-lk!" The girl hi-fived Blocky. "Yeaaah, yo, yo."

"Nice to see you too." WolfChibi grinned.

"Say, you're a lot smaller than my last master, either than or i'm getting bigger, look at me from the side, do I look different to you?" The girl measured Danny and turned to her side.

"Wait a minute, I'm your master?" Danny asked the girl.

"That's right. He can be taught!" The girl put a diploma in his hand and a graduation cap on his head.

"What do you wish of me, the ever impressive," The girl trasnformed into a supermodle. "The long contained..." She shut herself inside a cube box and then broke out and pulled out a look-alike puppet. "often imitated...woo scary." She said, looking at the puppet, and then duplicating herself. "But never duplicated..."

"Duplicated, duplicated, duplicated..." Her duplicates said.

"TiffanyPhantom of the lamp!" The girl exclaimed.

"Don't you mean genie of the lamp?" Beast Boy asked her.

"Aw...you're such a cute little green boy aren't you..." TiffanyPhantom cooed before raising her voice. "THAT'S MY NAME, KNUCKLEHEAD!"

"Tiffany! Help me!" A voice came from inside the lamp.

"What?" TiffanyPhantom asked as she put the lamp to her ear. "What are you talking about?"

"How do you get out of this thing!" The voice exclaimed. Sighing, TiffanyPhantom rubbed the lamp.

"10 THOUSAND YEARS CAN..." Another girl burst out of the lamp.

"I already did that." TiffanyPhantom told her.

"Oh, in that case. Hi, I'm DannyPhantom–15, but you can call me Becky." She told Danny, as he had the lamp.

"If you have to be my lampmate, you can at least let me do my job." TiffanyPhantom told her.

"But, come on!" Becky said.

"My lamp, my rules." TiffanyPhantom argued, Danny and his friends watched the two geinies fight.

"Hello, it was my lamp first, you're just a GENIE-IN-TRAINING." Becky told her.

"But you're a genie in retirement!" TiffanyPhantom exclaimed. "Why are you even hanging out with me?"

"Because you're out of the genie business, that means i'm not free." Becky explained.

"Yeah well, you have my lamp, you make a wish." Tiffany shrunk down to normal size and put her arm around Danny.

"Your lamp?" Danny asked, looking at the lamp.

"Yeah, that's what the writing says." TiffanyPhantom said, rubbing the dust out of it. "Property of TiffanyPhantom."

"No, it says Made In China." Aly said, looking at her suspiciously.

"Um...right." TiffanyPhantom said, pretending to know that. "Right here for your wish fufillment!"

"Wait, wait, wait...wish fufillment?" Danny asked her.

"Three wishes to be exact. And ix-nay on the wishing for more wishes. That's it, 3." TiffanyPhantom counted while putting a sombrero on her head. "Uno, Dos, Tres. No subsitutions, exchanges or refunds." She said, walking in a funny manor.

"Now I know i'm dreaming." Danny said, confused.

"Master, I don't think you've realzied what you've got here, so why don't you just ruminate while I illuminate the possibilities." TiffanyPhantom glowed a deep purple while the whole cave was filled with light.

TiffanyPhantom:

Well Rudy had them 40 drawings

Chalkzone had a thousand tales.

Well master you're in luck cause up your sleeves

you've got a brand of magic that never fails.

TiffanyPhantom massaged Danny's shoulers as he was in a boxing ring and then she turned into a dynamite and set her string on fire.

You've got some power in your corner now

some heavy ammunition in your camp.

You've got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how,

so all you've gotta do is rub that lamp

and i'll say...

TiffanyPhantom grabbed Danny's hand and rubbed it against the lamp.

Oh Mr Danny sir, what will your pleasure be?

Let me take your order, jot it down,

yeah you've never had a friend like me.

She said, dressing up in a waitress's outfit, then she duplicated herself and her duplicates gave Danny a haircut.

Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service,

you're boss, the king, the shah!

Say what you wish, it's yours, true dish,

how bout a little more baklava?

Danny then appeared on a collumn full of fruits.

Have some of collumn A,

try all of collumn be.

I'm in the mood to help you dude,

yeah, you've never had a friend like me.

Then TiffanyPhantom pulled off both of her hands and made them do a dance.

Can your friends do this?

Can your friends do that?

Can your friends pull this

out of a little hat?

Can your friends go POOF

and hey-hey, lookie here.

She made 3 girls in hot arabian outfits appear.

Can your friends go abracadabra,

LET ER RIP

and then make the sucker dissappear?

The girls disappeared.

So don't sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed,

i'm here to answer all your midnight prayers,

you've got me bona fied, certified,

you've got a genie for your char d'affairs.

She turned into a contract and wrapped Danny up, then she unrolled him.

I've got a powerful urge to help you out,

so what you wish, I REALLY want to know!

You've got a list that's 3 miles long, no doubt.

So all you've got to do is rub like so, and OH!!

She pulled a list out of Danny's ear.

Oh Mr. Danny, sir, have a wish,

or two or three,

i'm on the job, you big nabob,

TiffanyPhantom pulled Danny into a death-hug.

You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend

oh you ain't never had a friend, never had a friend,

you ain't never

had a

friend...

like...

me!

TiffanyPhantom did a tap dance on top of a golden stage.

You ain't never had a friend like me.

She said as she sucked eveyrthing back in and made the cave look plain and boring, Becky held up an Applause sign, only Blocky and WolfChibi clapped.

"So what'll it be master?" She asked Danny, while inspecting her nails.

"You're gonna grant me any three wishes I want, right?" Danny asked her.

"Ah...uh...Becky, care to do the honors?" She asked Becky.

"Rule number 1 - he can't kill anybody." Becky said, pretending to chop off her own head. "So don't ask."

"Rule number 2 – she can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else." Becky said, pinching Danny's cheek. "You little puddim there."

"RULE NUMBER 3!" She exclaimed, turning into a goo-dropping zombie. "She can't bring people back from the dead, it's not a pretty picture and NOBODY LIKES DOING IT!" Becky returned back to normal.

"Either than that, you got it." TiffanyPhantom bowed to Danny and his friends.

"Provisos? You mean, limitations?" Danny grinned to his friends.

"On wishes?" Beast Boy asked her.

"Some all powerful genie." Ali mocked.

"Yeah, she can't even bring people up from the dead!" Jake exclaimed.

"Come on guys, I bet she can't even get us out of this cave." Danny told his friends, ignoring the death-glare that Tiffany gave him.

"Yeah, let's find a way out ourselves." Beast Boy told them, suddenly, TiffanyPhantom's giant foot dropped in front of them.

"Excuse me, are you looking at me? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here and all of a second you're walking out on me?!" TiffanyPhantome exclaimed, Danny smiled at his friends.

"Um...Tif?" Becky started.

"NOT NOW BECKY!" TiffanyPhantom boomed. "I don't think so, not right now, you're getting your wishes so SIT DOWN!"

The gang sat on Blocky, terrified.

"Now in case of an emergency, the exits are here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, anyhwere!" TiffanyPhantom said, growing multiple arms. "Keep your hands and arms and taaails." She looked at Jake. "Inside the carpet, we're outta here!"

The carpet zoomed out of the cave and into the night sky of the desert. Becky put her head on her hand, she knew what they were planning and she couldn't believe her friend fell for it.

"Idiot." She rolled her eyes at TiffanyPhantom.