Chapter 9
"Freakshow, this is an outrage! If it weren't for all your years of loyal service, from now on, you are to discuss sentencing of prisoners with me, before they are beheaded!" Spongebob scolded Freakshow.
"I assure you, your highness, it won't happen again." Freakshow told him.
"Well then, I suggest we put all this aside? June? Freakshow?" Spongebob suggested.
"My most abject and humblest apologies to you as well princess." Freakshow said to June.
"At least some good will come of me getting married." She spat. "When I am queen, I will have the power to get rid of YOU."
June stormed out of the room.
"Now June, about this suitor business...June? JUNE!" Spongebob exclaimed as he ran after June, once he had gotten out of the room, Freakshow growled angrily.
"If only I had gotten that lamp." Freakshow hissed.
"I will have the power to get rid of you." Plankton immitated. "AARGH! To think that we have to keep kissing up to that Chump and his Chump Neice for the rest of our lives, I..I..."
"No, Plankton." Freakshow told him. "Only if she finds a...chump husband, then she'll have us banished, or...beheaded..."
"Ewwwe..." They both said at once.
"Oh, oh, Freakshow, what if you were that chump husband?" Plankton suggested.
"WHAT?!" He exclaimed.
"Ok, ok, say if you marry the princess, and then you become the king?" Plankton carried on.
"Hmm...marry the shrew, and I become the king? The idea has merit." Freakshow smiled.
"Yes, yes, merit!" Plankton exclaimed. "And then we drop Uncy-in-law and the little woman off a cliff." Plankton explained, dropping to the floor. "YAAAAAH...ker splat!"
"Ha ha, I love the way your foul little mind works." Freakshow complimented. They kept mimicking each other's laughter, getting louder and louder, until Plankton coughed.
"I ruined the moment, didn't I?" Plankton asked Freakshow.
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"Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travelling needs." TiffanyPhantom said as she and Becky were dressed as flight attendants. "Don't stand until the rug has come to a complete stop. Thank you, good bye, good bye, good bye..."
"Tif, you can stop now." Becky told her.
"WELLL! How about that, Mr. Doubting mustafa?" TiffanyPhantom asked Danny.
"Yeah, you sure showed me...now about my three wishes." Danny turned to her.
"Um...excuse me? Did I just hear 3?" TiffanyPhantom chuckled. "You are down by 2 boy!"
"Um...Tif, they didn't actually wish to get out of the cave, you did that on your own." WolfChibi reminded her.
"Oh, well I feel sheepish." TiffanyPhantom transformed into a sheep.
"Alright you baad boy, but no more freebies." She told Danny, her voice changing.
"If you need me, I'll be in the lamp." Becky said, rolling her eyes and jumping back into the lamp. "SANCTUARY!"
"So, three wishes, and I want them to be good." Danny pondered aloud, then turned to TiffanyPhantom. "What would you wish for?"
"Me? No one's ever asked me that before." Tiffany told him. "Well in that case...oh forget it."
"What?" Beast Boy asked her.
"Come on, what?" Ali urged her.
"Tell us, Tif." WolfChibi said.
"Freedom." TiffanyPhantom told them.
"You're a prisoner?" Danny asked her, holding the lamp up.
"How about I explain it in a song? It's gonna be funner that way." TiffanyPhantom smiled, her legs turning into a purple mermaid's tail.
"Oh brother..." Came Becky's voice from inside the lamp.
"Yay song!" Blocky cheered.
"What would I give, if I could live out of this lamp? What would I pay, to spend a day, with no one to cramp." TiffanyPhantom sang, in tune of 'Part of your world'. "Betcha on land, they understand, bet they don't repremend their genies. Bright young..."
"Alright, that's enough." WolfChibi told Tiffany.
"Well, you get what I mean, PHENOMENIAL COSMIC POWERS!" TiffanyPhantom became giant and balanced the cosmos on her shoulders and then zoomed inside the lamp with Becky, Danny opened the cap. "Itty, bitty living space."
"Watch it!" Becky whined.
"Really itty bitty." TiffanyPhantom corrected.
"Oh Tif, that's terrible..." Danny said, sadly.
"But oh, to be free! Not to have to go, POOF! What do you need?" TiffanyPhantom said, poofing out of nowhere and asking Danny angrily. "POOF! What do you need? POOF! What do you need? To be my own master, such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world!" TiffanyPhantom daydreamed, then her expression dropped.
"Well, that can happen, right?" Ali asked her.
"No way, it's not gonna happen." Tiffany said, resting her head on her hand. "TiffanyPhantom, wake up and smell the pancakes."
"Pancakes!" Jake exclaimed happily.
"Where?" Blocky added stupidly.
"Why not?" Beast Boy asked.
"The only way I can get out, is if my master wishes me out." She explained. "You can guess how often that's happened."
"Well i'll do it, i'll set you free!" Danny exclaimed.
"Uh huh, yeah." Tiffany rolled her eyes and her nose grew, transforming her head into Pinocchio, Danny pushed her nose back it and her head took its normal shape.
"No really, after I make my first 2 wishes, I'll use my other one to set you free." He said, holding out his hand.
"Well...here's hoping." TiffanyPhantom told him. "Let's make some magic!"
"Finally!" Becky said, coming out of the lamp and coming up to Danny.
"So how about it, what is it that you want most?" She asked Danny.
"Well, there's this...girl..." Danny rubbed his neck shyly.
"BEEP! Wrong. I can't make anyone fall in love, remember?" Tiffany knocked Danny on the head.
"Oh, but, but Tif, she's smart and fun and..." Danny rambled.
"Pretty?" Tiffany added.
"Beautiful!" Danny exclaimed, she looked at him dreamily.
"She's got these eyes that just...and that hair, wow...and her smile..." Danny sighed lovingly.
"Ami, C'est l'amor." Tiffany said, in a frech outfit and under the moonlight. "Personally, I have no idea what that means."
"But she's a princess, to have any chance with her i'd have to be a...hey, can you make me a prince?" He asked Tiffany.
"Becky, my bookie!" Tiffany held out her hand and Becky put a cooking book in it.
"Here you go, your highness." Becky teased her.
"Let's see, chicken a'la king? Nope." Tiffany said, ignoring her.
"Alaskan king crab?" She added until Sebastian from the little mermaid clipped onto her finger, she swung him away. "OW! I hate it when they do that."
"Cesear salad? Etu Brute? No." Tiffany said, pushing a dagger into the book. "AH! To make a prince...is that an official wish? Say the magic words."
"Tif, I wish for you to make me a prince!" Danny exclaimed.
"Alright, woo, woo, woo!" Tiffany exclaimed, transforming into a cheerleader. "Now, word on the street is that you have ghost powers."
"What? No, that's not true." Danny lied. Tiffany rose an eyebrow.
"Danny, you have to use this disguise or it won't work, GET WITH THE PROGRAM HERE!" Tiffany told him.
"Yeah well, I only use them either when my life depended on them or if nobody's around." Danny told her.
"Everybody here's keeping your ghost powers a secret, so yeah." Tiffany said.
"Hey wait a minute, if you had ghost powers, in the dungeon couldn't you just..." Ali asked Danny.
"I was too upset to phase through those handcuffs." Danny answered her question.
"Yeah, sure." WolfChibi rolled her eyes.
"Your life does depend on it because if you don't." Tiffany set her eyes on fire.
"Geez, ok, ok, going ghost!" Danny exclaimed as his hair became white, his eyes green and his clothing an royal black jumpsuit with the logo D with a P inside on his torso.
"Oooh." Everyone gasped.
"Alright, now what do we need? What does it say to me? It says...mode of transportation." Tiffany said. "Come here Jake, we're about to play pretend!"
"Pretend, oh cool!" Jake exclaimed as he stepped onto the set of what seemed like a game show.
"And here he is, what better way to ride in style through Toongrabah than your very own camel!" Tiffany transformed Jake into a camel and he spit something out. "Watch out, they spit. No, not enough...still not enough...let's see, what do you need, what do you need, what do you need?" Tiffany began changing Jake into all kinds of things before he got a headache. "YES! Isala mambo shimin DUMBO!"
Jake turned into an elephant, he looked at his reflection inside a pool and screamed.
"HOLY CRUD! I'M GREY!" Jake exclaimed.
"Nah, it's a good look for you." Ali teased him.
"He's got the elephant, he's got the outfit, he's got the friends, that's very important." Becky added. "But Tif's not done yet."
"Hang on to your ghost powers, Danny-boy," Tiffany rolled her sleeves up as fireworks exploded from the oasis. "I'm gonna make yoou a star!"
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Danny: Woah, what the heck is that?!
Tiffany: What?
Danny: The thing behind you, it's a...
Tiffany: NO! Don't spoil the reader's surprise...of course if they watched Aladdin, they'd know what it is.
Danny: Ok...it's a PARAAADE!
Tiffany: Danny! I'm gonna kill you! (she starts shooting ecto blasts at him)
Danny: (running for his life) Where'd you get ghost powers?!
Tiffany: (stops) um...internet? (keeps shooting)
Jake: Read and Review! Read and Review! Read and Revieeeeeeew! (glass breaks)