Chapter 10
In the palace, Freakshow rolled out a long list of laws and Spongebob looked at the paper.
"If in the event, a suitable prince cannot be found, then the princess shall be wed to..." Freakshow read and then pretended to be surprised.
"What? Who?" Spongebob asked anxiously.
"The royal visor, why that would be...me." Freakshow said.
"But the law says only a prince can marry a princess, i'm quite sure..." Spongebob babbled.
"Desperate times call for desperate measures." Freakshow said, hypnotising Spongebob with his staff.
"Desperate measures..." Spongebob muttered.
"You will order June to marry me." Freakshow demanded.
"I will order..." Spongebob said, suddenly he turned back to normal. "But you're so girly."
"The princess will marry me!" Freakshow said, sternly.
"The princess will..." There was a fanfare in the distance, Spongebob broke out of his trance.
"What...what is that?" Spongebob looked out of the window to see a parade coming into Toongrabah's gates. "Oh, Freakshow, you must come and see this!"
Tiffany and Becky lead the parade, dressed as female majors. Tiffany rose a torch and swished it around.
Marches:
Make way for Prince Dahli.
Swordsmen:
Say hey, it's prince Dahli.
Tiffany and Becky went dancing through the crowds that gathered.
Tiffany:
Hey, clear the way in the old bazaar,
hey you, let us through, it's a bright new star,
oh come be the first in the block to meet his eye.
Becky neared the guards and drummed on Skulker's metal body.
Becky:
Make way, here he comes,
ring bells, bang the drums.
Tiffany joined her.
Tiffany and Becky:
Oh you're gonna love this guy!
Danny Phantom appeared on top of Elaphant Jake and smiled with a set of glistening teeth.
Tiffany:
Prince Dahli, handsome is he,
Dahli Phantaba.
Becky pulled a carpet out from under the guards.
Becky:
Genuflect, show some respect, down on one knee,
now try your best to stay calm,
brush out your Sunday salaam,
and come and meet his spectacular corterie!
Tiffany wheelbarrowed 6 men up to meet Danny, they all fell on him but he lifted them up with his ghost powers.
Tiffany:
Prince Dahli, mighty is he, Dahli Phantaba,
Strong as 10 regular men definitely.
She then transformed into an old guy, a little kid and a grown man.
Old Tiffany:
He's faced the galloping hordes.
Kid Tiffany:
A hundred bad guys with swords.
Grown Tiffany:
Who sent those goons to their lords?
Everone:
Why, prince Dahli!
The whole city began cheering.
Chorus of men:
He's got 75 golden camels!
"Don't they look lovely, Tif?" Becky asked, dressed as an announcer.
Chorus of women:
Purple peacocks he's got 53!
"Fabulous, Becky, I love the feathers." She commented, dressed as an annoucer as well.
Tiffany:
When it comes to exotic type mamals,
has he got a zoo?
I'm telling you -
it's a world class managerie!
Tiffany then appeared on top of a balcony with some girls.
Tiffany:
Prince Dahli, handsome is he, Dahli Phanbaba.
That physiqe, how can I speak?
Weak at the knee.
Well, get on out in that square,
adjust your viel and prepare,
to gawk and grovel and stare at prince Dahil.
Juniper, watching from her palace, rolled her eyes and walked away.
Chrous:
He's got 95 white persian monkeys
and to view them he charges no fee.
He's got slaves, he's got servants and flunkies,
proud to work with him,
bow to his whim,
love serving him,
we're just lousy with loyalty to Dahli,
Prince Dahli,
Prince Dahli, amrous he, Dahli Phanbaba.
Becky:
Heard your princess was a sight lovely to see.
She put her arm around Spongebob.
Tiffany:
And that good people is why
he dolled on up and dropped by.
Chorus:
With 60 elephants
Llamas galore,
with his bears and lions,
a brass band and more,
with his fory fakirs,
his cooks and bakers and birds who marvel on key,
make way for prince Dahli!
"Spledid, absolutely marvellous!" Spongebob exclaimed, clapping crazily.
"Oh barnacles..." Planton rolled his eyes.
"Your highness, I have journeyed from afar to seek your daughters hand." Danny cleared his throat.
"Prince Dahli Phanbaba! Of course, i'm delighted to meet you. Oh, this is Freakshow, he's delighted too." Spongebob introduced Freakshow.
"Ecstatic." Freakshow said, sarcastically. "I'm afraid prince Phanpoopoo."
"Poopoo?" Ali chuckled.
"Phanbaba." Danny corrected.
"Whatever." Freakshow said. "You cannot just parade in here and..."
"By neptune, this is a remarkable device." Spongebob examined Blocky.
"He's my best friend." Wolf said.
"Don't you suppose that I could..." Spongebob asked.
"Sure, come on!" Wolf exclaimed as she helped Spongebob onto Blocky and then climbed on herself, they twisted and turned around the palace and then knocked Plankton off Freakshow's shoulder and sent him running.
"Hey, hey, watch it with the dumb drawing, I SAID WATCH..." Plankton shouted before he crashed into a pillar, images of Spongebob going 'have a seaweed' surrounded his head.
"Out of the way! I'm coming to land! Freakshow, watch this!" Spongebob exclaimed as he skidded across the ground, laughing.
"Spectacular, your highness." Freakshow said, sarcastically.
"Oh yes, I do seem to have a knack for it." Spongebob said, he turned to Danny. "This is a very impressive youth."
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"What are you doing, June?" Tom asked her as she made her way to the throne room.
"Seeing what this prince is made out of." June told him. "He might be good."
"He's a prince, they're just so..." Jerry told her. "Like Tom..."
"Why you little..." Tom said before chasing Jerry around, June sighed, she had to do this alone.
"Don't worry, I will win your daughter's heart." June heard Danny say, she frowned at the three.
"How dare you, all of you." She muttered, Danny's friends stared shocked at her.
"Not good." They said at once.
"Standing around deciding my future? I am not a prize to be won!" June exclaimed angrily as she stormed out of the room.
"Oh, don't worry prince Dahli, just give June alittle time to cool down." Spongebob told Danny, who was disappointed.
"I think it's time to say goodbye to prince Phanpoopoo." Freakshow said, sinisterly.
"You mean prince..." Plankton murmered.
Freakshow screamed, agrivated and muttered something about shipping Plankton away to Africa.