The Jack Rules

Disclaimer: I don´t own anything related to PotC...cept various posters and the DVD...

Summary: even more Jack Rules

Thanks: to my reviewers, purplediamond7, crockergirl and generaljess

Special thanks: to generaljess for contributing some rules

#51. Tia Dalma is ...creepy, somewhat.

#52. I fought normal pirates, undead pirates, the navy, fish-pirates, a giant kraken, Davy Jones - what´s next?

#53. Why is the rum gone?

#54. Some people think I am mad.

#54a. Inluding me.

#55. I am a pirate lord, how cool is that?

#55a. Sri Sumbabjee is a strange man.

#55b. I did not laugh when he spoke.

#56. I can´t believe I agreed with Elizabeth.

#57. I got a jar of dirt.

#58. My dad does not look like captain Hook.

#58a. Who is that, anyway?

#59. Pintel is creepy.

#60. Impersonating the cleric was fun.

#61. I am positively the most fearsome pirate in the Spanish Main, love. I am NOT a good guy, I just...have my moments...

#61a. and I like to wave at them as they pass by.

#62. I was rooting for Norrington

#62a. for a while

#63. Will's a eunich

#63a Snippy-snippy in pelegostonian

#64. Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly.

#65. Don't. Diss. The Beard.

#66. I did not get slapped by every female person I´ve ever met.

#66a. Seriously.

#67. I have the coolest pirat flag ever.

#68. I still think immortality is a good idea.

#69. My peanut.

#69a. MY peanut.

#70.Hoist the colors is a creepy song.

#71. Drink up me hearties, yo-ho,

#72. I hate the East India Trading Company.

#73. I was just an almost innocent bystander.

#73a. Honestly.

#74. I don´t like Barbossa, but his apples are delicious.

#74a. I don´t understand why a grown man like him is so obsessed over these green little things.

#75. I did sack Port Nassau whitout firing a shot.

#75a. I am just too drunk to remember what I did instead.

#76. Dropping me from the crow´s nest too see if I would fly is a stupid idea, Dad.

#76a. I think, too, that mum would be very pissed.

#77. Hey! I sould my soul for the Pearl, give it back, Barbossa!

#77a. I´d die for her.

#77b. Hey! I did! Give it BACK!

#78. The list of crimes charged against me is longer than those of all the other pirate lords together.

#78a. Although Barbossa beats me for the "whackiest point": His was stealing a bush of apples.

#78b. Honestly! How can one man be obsessed so much?

#79. Jack rules.

#79a. Not the monkey.

#80. I am not cleptomanic.

#80a. I just happen to like stealing.

#81. Me and Barbossa are not like little kids fighting over a toy.

#82. DAD! Barbossa´s picking on me!

#83. Gibbs and I are not soulmates.

#83a. We just happen to think about rum a lot.

#84. African shamans are creepy.

#85. All shamans are creepy.

#86. Yeah, the coffin boat was indeed creepy. And gross.

#87. I didn´t do it.

#88. Stop blowing holes into my ship!

#89. I like my hat.

#90. The crown did suit me.

#91. Immortal Jack Sparrow - sounds cool, eh?

#91a. The Last Pirate Jack Sparrow has a ring to it...but it´s creepy.

#92. What are you DOING?

#93. The meaning of "silent as the grave" is totally clear to me.

#94. I did not copy my dad´s hairstyle.

#95. Davy Jones looked so ridiculous (and grumpy) in that bucket.

#96. Not without my effects!

#97. You smell funny!

#98. The wig of Governor Swann looks just like the one of Capitaine Chevalier.

#99. That´s interesting.

#100. Monkey!

Author´s talk: Wow, that´s amazing. I posted this story like 12 hours ago and so many reviews...cool.

For a fic created from Jack-Craving and sleep deprivation, that´s bloody awesome.

Reviews are nice.