The Jack Rules

Disclaimer: not mine

Summary: Rules #201 to #250

Thanks: to all my awesome reviewers, you guys shiver me timbers (not that I know what that means, but it´s pirate language) Jao Ensatsu Kokuryuha, Amarin Rose, punkballet and Angeltreasure (I hope I could answer your questions) And thanks to everyone out there.

#201. Davy Jones maybe cannot set foot on land. But what about his crew?

#201a. Or he could still just shoot you. He doesn´t have to be on land to do that.

#202. I do believe in omen.

#202a. I was born on a ship in the middle of a taifun, what do you expect?

#203. If I´d lose in a fair fight, what point is there for me fighting fair?

#204. I hate mills. And wheels.

#205. Who the hell is Ponce de Leon?

#206. I admit that fountain of youth does not sound bad...but it lacks the word "immortality"

#207. What good is it being a teenager again, but still a mere mortal one?

#208. Why the hell didn´t we just pull Governor Swann on board when he was passing by?

#208a. Or why didn´t Tia Dalma bring him back like Barbossa? What about me?

#209. Witchcraft is creepy.

#210.Which damn idiot had the idea to install an organ on a ship?

#211.Barbossa- a man so evil that hell spat himself back out...I knew that I have some friends down there.

#212. He was a bloody scoundrel, a scallywag.

#212a. Oops, that would have been me.

#213. Take what you can - give nothing back.

#214. How´s mum?

#215. I´m not fighting over knitting nedles. Certainly not with Barbossa.

#216. Severe dehydration caused by excessic consumation of alcoholic beverages - too many difficult words for me. I´m thirsty.

#217. I did notice.

#218. I know that Tortuga means tortoise.

#219. Beckett sucks.

#220. I don´t like maelstroms.

#220a. Especially if some lunatic steers my ship into it.

#221. I hate Barbossa.

#222. There´s no hat like my hat.

#223. How did the coin with the insignia of the EITC get onto the Pelogostos ´island?

#224. Yes, that is the shinbone of a reindeer. Was the shinb...is the shin...whatever

#225. I don´t suffer from insanity - I enjoy every moment.

#225a. If I wasn´t this probably would never work.

#226. What do you mean with "Rolling Stone"?

#227. Firing a cannon is fun.

#227a. Firing lots of cannons multiple times is even funnier.

#228. Yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirate´s life for me.

#229. Politics...

#230. Palle, pallelu, paisley, palle, pallelulu...parry, parly...

#231. I wonder what has happened to all the gold at the Isla de Muerta.

#232. We have our heading.

#233. Water + pistols ...not good.

#233a. Especially when trying to shoot Barbossa.

#234. It must be terrible for you, Jack...IT BLOODY IS NOW!

#235.How did Bootstrap get onto the Pearl to give me the Black Spot?

#236. Nice hat.

#237. We know Tia Dalma was Calypso, the goddess of the sea; Davy Jones claimed to be the sea...what next?

#237a. Barbossa revealing he´s Poseidon? Neptun? Triton? The longlost heir to the throne of Atlantis?

#238. I do respect Morgan and Bartholomew...sometimes.

#238a. I didn´t mean to, Dad.

#239. We are pirates. Nuff said.

#240. After the calm before the storm comes the storm itself...then the eye of the storm...and the storm again.

#241. Necklace made of toes...yeesh...

#242. Pally, porle, pallolu, palis, polis...

#243. Wheel of fortune...I said "I hate wheels."

#244. I do what I like..and I like what I do.

#245. How come such fine two gentlemen like you did not merit an invitation?

#246. With "Jolly Roger" we don´t mean a happy guy named Roger...it´s a French thing.

#247. It would have never worked between us.

#248. Your funeral.

#249. I know that I had the Pearl for three years and sunk her twice

#249a. I don´t care that Barbossa sailed for ten years without a scratch, I hate him.

#250. Touch of destiny...creepy, I know.

Author´s talk: I know it´s been an eternity since I last updated...but I simply had no ideas left. I hope I could keep up the standard.

And, just once again for those who managed to overread it or did not pay attention:

If you have a suggestion for a rule, a witty idea, or something, feel free to contribute by telling me, via review, pm or write it on a piece of paper, put that into a bottle, drop it into the ocean and wait around 33.2 years for me to respond. Thank you in advance.

And I did notice that I shamelessly quoted #225 from a T-shirt..and that #244 was inspired by Mary Poppins.

It´s in the middle of the night, I can write whatever my sleep-deprived bain wants.