The Jack Rules

Disclaimer: not mine

Summary: #251 to #300

Thanks to: Sparrow317 for contributing awesome rules to this fic

#251. William (a.k.a. whelp) stole my look.

#251a. He still isn´t as handsome as I am.

#251b. My bandana looks cooler than his.

#252. When Lizzie is near, hide all the rum.

#253. Big Fire!

#254. A lady should wear a dress or nothing.

#254a. I happen to have no dress in my cabin.

#255. Smith...or Smithy if you like

#256. Come to think of it...Bootstrap and Will didn´t exactly look like each other...

#257. Get me that monkey, I want to shoot something.

#258. What do you say to three shillings, and we forget the name?

#258a. Remember kids, corruption is not funny.

#259. I apologize to the dead man whose leg I used to row away.

#259a. Sorry mate

#260. 50 men on the Dead Man´s Chest...how can they all fit onto that small thing?

#261. A drawring of a key!

#262. Shiny?

#263. If we don´t have the key, we can´t open whatever we don´t have that it unlocks .

#263a. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don´t have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?

#263b. Savy?

#264. A little seasoning, eh?

#265. Why is the rum always gone?

#265a. Not the rum!

#266. Black Spot - No good

#267. Don´t eat me!

#268. Just say "Jack Sparrow sent me to settle his debt".

#268a. Trust me.

#269. I know what I want

#270. Isn´t it quite absurd that pirates tend to be superstitious, they belive in the bible...but still they go on sacking, pillaging, killing and so on?

#271. Baboogy-sniggle-sniggle.

#272. Why dou you need about six men to crew the Black Pearl, when you need only two for the Interceptor?

#273. I wonder what Anamaria is doing...

#274. Oh buggar.

#275. I don´t have problems with alcohol...just without

#276. Why do we have nine pirate lords when it´s always "the seven seas"?

#277. No. You want you to find this.

#278. Look! An undead monkey!

#278a. Top that.

#279. A woman!

#280. Shall we seal it in blood?

#280a. I mean ink.

#281. Davy Jones is indeed a very creepy man.

#282. Dark side of ambition - Norrington

#283. The fish pirates were more than. creepy

#283a. I prefer the sceleton ones.

#284. Liar´s dice is a stupid game...still haven´t understand the rules

#285. Rum is my best friend.

#286. My first and only love is the sea.

#287. Unique does NOT mean broken.

#288. Don´t summon the Kraken!

#289. Parsle, pallelu, paisler, paluuleluulela...Parlay!

#290. My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

#291. Curiosity!

#292. My compass works fine.

#293. ...why did I never ask why Barbossa was still alive...again alive..not dead...whatever

#294. I want my jar of dirt.

#295. I do tell the truth quite a lot, yet people are always surprised.

#296. Do as I say, not as I do...or was it the other way round?

#297. Time and tide love.

#298. Commodore Barbossa... better than Norrington, but still baaaaad.

#299. I do believe that I´m the only man who managed to make port in Port Royal by making one single step from the mast of his ship to the port.

#299a. And it wasn´t a really big step either.

#300. Sao Feng has a really mean punch.

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